SO ORIGINAL

10/29/2008 8:29:57 PM

Quote :

"is there a single hot girl that isn't crazy?"

i'm not


but that girl is not hot



[Edited on October 29, 2008 at 8:32 PM. Reason : i'm not hot either though so ben's not talking about me]

10/29/2008 8:29:57 PM

a SDKFJA IVTA@W$IT VHANFGKALDIFOANVKLAEJ%K$@JAKGA

[Edited on October 29, 2008 at 8:49 PM. Reason : ASKDFASKLDFHA@#%@(%*AKGF(TU@]

10/29/2008 8:48:57 PM

nip slips

10/29/2008 8:50:17 PM

nip slips

10/29/2008 8:50:53 PM

i think LK missed the home row

10/29/2008 8:52:29 PM

now try and translate that

10/29/2008 8:56:11 PM

that wasn't a home-row miss

that was a completely pissed punch or 5 to the keyboard

10/29/2008 8:56:37 PM

dude....her cell phone did the same thing once


it would text you with a bunch of gibberish

[Edited on October 29, 2008 at 8:57 PM. Reason : ^durh..i know that....way to fuck up my joke]

10/29/2008 8:56:46 PM

haha I remember that text. I thought the aliens were taking over.

10/29/2008 8:57:57 PM

I think I'm going to have a friendship application.


Are you female?

Do you like to drink?

Are you normal?

If you can answer yes to all three of those....lets be friends!

10/29/2008 9:04:41 PM

dont forget to ask if they lick pussy

10/29/2008 9:05:15 PM

I don't need a lesbian friend...I need a regular friend

10/29/2008 9:06:18 PM

my mouth is sticky

10/29/2008 9:08:11 PM

haha well Casey is out...sticky mouth means she's a lesbian.

10/29/2008 9:10:04 PM

cottonmouth?

10/29/2008 9:10:09 PM

sour mix

10/29/2008 9:10:53 PM

god they still make that 24 show?

10/29/2008 9:26:25 PM

they still make fake police dramas?

10/29/2008 9:28:10 PM

Funeral in the morning...ughhhhhhhhhhh.

10/29/2008 9:31:36 PM

cddweller is nice.

10/29/2008 9:31:49 PM

i need to pack.

and read.

and pack.

so i can gtfo of greensboro tomorrow

10/29/2008 9:38:37 PM

10/29/2008 9:41:45 PM

sprite + saltines + being home with supportive people FTW

10/29/2008 9:49:42 PM

I do believe I'm going to go to bed
...wtfd

10/29/2008 9:50:01 PM

I want attention.

10/29/2008 9:57:33 PM

Don't we all? I mean I never get enough...I guess I could always FDT

10/29/2008 9:58:58 PM

talk to yourselves in the mirror yo

10/29/2008 9:59:29 PM

Fuck Philadelphia.

10/29/2008 9:59:45 PM

10/29/2008 10:27:45 PM

What do I want?

10/29/2008 10:30:31 PM

silversun pickups on the phillies celebration

interesting choice

10/29/2008 10:31:03 PM

wtf guys are retarded who don't call a girl when he says he will

10/29/2008 10:32:37 PM

do I drink the koolaid?

10/29/2008 10:53:40 PM

^^ haha, men.

10/29/2008 10:58:35 PM

I WANT CARTOONS. NOW!

10/29/2008 11:29:54 PM

10/29/2008 11:49:53 PM

Quote :

"MORE LIKE FARTOONS, AM I RITE?"

10/29/2008 11:51:18 PM

double-think

I am completely and totally fucking stoked to have found a copy of MajorBBS with Galactic Empire

10/30/2008 12:07:08 AM

every time i hear about something like that


i immediately look it up to see when, where, and if it can happen


and that's just stupid

10/30/2008 12:12:16 AM

like whut

10/30/2008 12:13:02 AM

So, I'm cool with this. hahahaha

10/30/2008 12:13:06 AM

10/30/2008 12:15:19 AM

I write really bad poetry, and the Killers are definitely my favorite band.

10/30/2008 12:17:44 AM

omg killlllllllerrrrrrrrrsssssssssssss

10/30/2008 12:18:14 AM

i should be in bed

10/30/2008 12:18:58 AM

maybe im just gullible as fuck

10/30/2008 12:34:13 AM

I REALLY should be asleep right now so I can be at the church at 8AM for the funeral. *sigh*

10/30/2008 12:34:47 AM

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10/30/2008 12:36:56 AM

gonna be one cold mf'ing walk to the mailbox

10/30/2008 12:37:46 AM