DUR IT IS, DUR IT IS!! WEEE DIDDD ITTTTT

8/10/2012 10:33:05 PM

gotta do it big for the finale

[Edited on August 10, 2012 at 10:33 PM. Reason : us just destroyed the jamacains in the 4x100]

8/10/2012 10:33:05 PM

and holy shit ethiopia, threatened her family to make her run

8/10/2012 10:37:52 PM

I told Peter I'd get fourth while flipping them off.

[Edited on August 10, 2012 at 10:43 PM. Reason : that dumb bitch needs to learn to stay on her feet]

8/10/2012 10:40:37 PM

I feel bad for her

8/10/2012 10:46:02 PM

Poor girl

8/10/2012 10:53:45 PM

My dad died. Last winter Tony died.

Quit my cruise company job to go save a dying dinner train, lived the dream in the locomotive, got absorbed into top-level management, got fired by a new owner for nearly replacing one of her pets, went back to running the cruise company.

Close to being single again. Boss needs the money and asked me to move in with his family - and he needs me on stable ground because I'm an engine here.

The chef on the train said it was gonna be a roller coaster but he never said it goes upside down. Been the ride of my life, these past 12 months.

[Edited on August 11, 2012 at 7:21 AM. Reason : .]

8/11/2012 7:20:36 AM

Last night went from great to horrible in an instant

8/11/2012 8:00:29 AM

epic crazy day to be had. me, my silly bridesmaids, jaded sister, 4 year old brat (who i love) of a niece, my mother, and my future mother in law will be descending upon david's bridal.

8/11/2012 8:05:28 AM

have fun!


I want to bake today. But the husband is sick, and I don't need cupcake temptations lying about when I should be out running.

8/11/2012 8:44:26 AM

I cannot decide if it's going to be awesome or suck majorly.

The things I do for the love of elise.

*sigh*

8/11/2012 9:00:09 AM

hahaha....this poor, poor cat

8/11/2012 9:55:59 AM

haha I love loaf of kitty

8/11/2012 10:23:04 AM

A pony tail at the back center of my head is 17 inches long.

8/11/2012 10:56:19 AM

donate it!

8/11/2012 11:06:35 AM

^you should come visit us

8/11/2012 11:08:21 AM

^^That's my plan

8/11/2012 11:25:12 AM

omg, I forgot how super busy and annoying college move in day is

8/11/2012 11:34:09 AM

wow, it's already that time of year? man, 2012 is gonna be gone quick

8/11/2012 11:38:27 AM

ya, I think states is next week, but meredith was today. thank god it was overcast and relatively cool

8/11/2012 12:21:55 PM

Pretty sure state starts moving in today too. I know classes start Thursday.

8/11/2012 12:47:28 PM

some people starting moving in at state yesterday I think. traffic sucked

8/11/2012 12:59:47 PM

wow, thats early as shit

8/11/2012 1:02:44 PM

^is it? school started on the 17th i think last year

I'm Krallum and I approved this message.

8/11/2012 1:03:36 PM

early compared to the last move in day I participated in some bajillion years ago

8/11/2012 1:04:52 PM

if this works out, we may have just dropped to one nap a day like *that*

fingers crossed it does.

8/11/2012 1:16:53 PM

^^ yea, I agree - for some reason, I recall move-in and classes starting around August 23ish. I could easily be wrong - happens a lot

8/11/2012 1:37:26 PM

I just want to fix it grrr

8/11/2012 1:50:52 PM

that commercial makes me laff each time I see it. Silly goat, sammiches are for humans!

8/11/2012 2:10:03 PM

http://media.zenfs.com/en_us/News/ap_webfeeds/af92f1e87192e016170f6a7067004d34.jpg


pole dancers in Venezuela.


(fucking news uses 9000 megapixels)

[Edited on August 11, 2012 at 2:42 PM. Reason : .]

8/11/2012 2:41:48 PM

The amount of stupid on facebook today is ridiculous. I should get off this computer.

8/11/2012 3:41:29 PM

HIDE AND GO SEEK





BEST? OR WORST?

8/11/2012 3:49:40 PM

My roommate feels that it is necessary to pack his cigarettes for at least 20 seconds ?_?

8/11/2012 4:13:07 PM

I hate that, SMACK SMACK SMACK SMACK SMACK SMACK SMACK SMACK SMACK SMACK SMACK SMACK SMACK SMACK SMACK SMACK SMACK SMACK SMACK SMACK SMACK SMACK SMACK SMACK SMACK SMACK SMACK SMACK SMACK SMACK SMACK SMACK SMACK SMACK

8/11/2012 4:18:45 PM

I have become a champ at the whole slide typing thing on my new phone, its awesome

8/11/2012 4:56:54 PM

LOL really hard

8/11/2012 5:12:43 PM

okay, thats straight hilarious, totally stealing it

8/11/2012 5:16:37 PM

I posted that on FB yesterday. It only had 182,000 views at that time. It now has over 3,000,000

8/11/2012 5:28:59 PM

Some days, nothing tops the relief of a good dump. Or an iPhone from which to post whilst doing so.

8/11/2012 5:38:26 PM

He did one for lady gaga's telephone as well. Glad he is still around

8/11/2012 5:39:27 PM

^5 Oh man, my cheeks hurt from laughing at that.

8/11/2012 5:41:24 PM

thats right, I'd completely forgotten about the telephone video

8/11/2012 5:41:27 PM

Politics disgust me. Blegh

8/11/2012 6:10:42 PM

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8/11/2012 6:12:40 PM

8/11/2012 7:03:08 PM

FUUUU

8/11/2012 7:15:30 PM

That Call Me Maybe video is fantastic

8/11/2012 7:21:24 PM

^^^Unfortunately (fortunately?) Olympic athletes don't represent/reflect the majority of Americans.

8/11/2012 7:40:27 PM

we're a country of extremes... we have some of the greatest athletes in the world (well a lot of them)

but we have a massive obesity problem

:shrug:

8/11/2012 7:46:25 PM

probably because we also have some of the greatest chicken and biscuits ever

8/11/2012 7:54:40 PM