I love ya'll

8/12/2012 4:04:47 PM

8/12/2012 5:42:08 PM

Just ordered dinner. Sooooo HONGRY!!!!

8/12/2012 5:46:00 PM

i just looked through my spam folder and one of the e-mail subjects was "FuckBook Friend Request"

lol



[Edited on August 12, 2012 at 6:16 PM. Reason : ]

8/12/2012 6:16:32 PM

My husband is going tomorrow to Atlanta for five days for work. I've never been alone with my kids for that long. Lord help me.

[Edited on August 12, 2012 at 7:24 PM. Reason : .]

8/12/2012 7:24:02 PM

^ drive them into the tar river

8/12/2012 7:24:59 PM

^^^I get like 10 fuckbook spam emails every day.

8/12/2012 7:48:56 PM

what the hell do batman and robin have to do with england? this closing ceremony is just awful

8/12/2012 8:31:39 PM

I want an adventure!

8/12/2012 8:32:10 PM

imagine gets me everytime I hear it

8/12/2012 9:04:23 PM

No boyfriend on Wicked Tuna this year...maybe next year...still the fucker is going up there in September and will be gone for 10 weeks. I really hope it will be possible for me to go visit him. No doubt about it, I'm moving to Ocean City next summer.

8/12/2012 9:24:18 PM

Quote :

"drive them into the tar river"

<---------------not Susan Smith

8/12/2012 9:53:40 PM

McKayla Maroney looks like my ex-girlfriend

8/12/2012 11:02:58 PM

McKayla Maroney looks like a girl that married my ex-boyfriend

8/12/2012 11:04:18 PM

Today we are all McKayla Maroney

8/12/2012 11:07:48 PM

8/12/2012 11:10:49 PM

i cannot say the F word enough right now

i think it applies to every single emotion i'm feeling

8/12/2012 11:14:38 PM

fuck, I am feeling sad as fuck right fucking now.

8/12/2012 11:20:50 PM

:-( don't be sad.

8/12/2012 11:22:09 PM

^^sounds about right, give or take a couple words

8/12/2012 11:33:27 PM

NPH is in Starship Troopers?!?!?! How did I just now realize this?!?!?!

Also, Sean, don't be sad. Be awesome instead.

8/12/2012 11:35:21 PM

I kinda want japanese food. It's either that or just I want to see the guy make the onion volcano.

8/12/2012 11:35:38 PM

I don't have a second of free time 24/7 until Wednesday after work

Im krallum and i approved this message

8/13/2012 12:16:16 AM

My shoulder keeps twitching

8/13/2012 12:20:49 AM

My cat seriously jumped into my arms when I got home. I love him.

8/13/2012 12:23:12 AM

8/13/2012 12:30:50 AM

mm1 montez told me that i don't need hope, and it's bad. i get hope at 1:13 in the morning, and now i can't sleep. wtf.

8/13/2012 2:01:40 AM

lol I just said FUCK! really loud in the middle of the office!

everyone just stopped and looked at me.

8/13/2012 11:50:59 AM

So, who's coming to the movies with me next Saturday?

8/13/2012 11:54:36 AM

Would you motherfuckers just bring my oxygen already...DAMn

8/13/2012 11:59:46 AM

^^ Me! (assuming you go after my work thing is over)
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I am eating a Healthy Choice for lunch. I feel so dirty.

8/13/2012 1:53:28 PM

Pretty sure we can make that happen.

[Edited on August 13, 2012 at 3:00 PM. Reason : By "we" I mean I]

8/13/2012 3:00:29 PM

I wish I didn't feel so guilty, but I should have taken her to the vet. From now on all my dogs go to the vet if they vomit.

RIP Allie. I'll miss you.

Fuck Life.

8/13/2012 3:04:24 PM

aww i'm sorry bmel...

8/13/2012 3:05:55 PM

8/13/2012 3:06:48 PM

GD CFNC.

On hold twice today for 30mins with no answer. I still want a refund for the money they drafted from my account after all my student loans were paid off and after my autodraft had already been confirmed as canceled.

8/13/2012 3:08:38 PM

sorry about your dog bmel, sometimes it happens though... don't blame yourself.

8/13/2012 3:09:52 PM

thanks. Hopefully this guilt part of grieving won't last long.

8/13/2012 3:21:52 PM

^:ehugs:

8/13/2012 3:23:17 PM

awww I'm so sorry bmel.

8/13/2012 3:24:12 PM

so sorry bmel

8/13/2012 3:44:59 PM

I can't even imagine how horrible today is for you

it's not your fault though dogs eat stupid stuff and barf it up all the time

8/13/2012 3:47:49 PM

dang my dog barfs up stuff all the time

not good

8/13/2012 3:52:44 PM

Girl named Janine

8/13/2012 3:59:17 PM

aw I just saw the stuff about the dog now. That sucks. Nothing you can do though - dogs can't talk and you just have to make your best judgement sometimes.

8/13/2012 4:00:42 PM

crock pot crazy this week

gotta cook this chicken before it goes bad

8/13/2012 4:19:56 PM

dont
want
to do this work

8/13/2012 4:20:42 PM

Sorry bmel

8/13/2012 4:22:41 PM

My brother (probably stolen from the Internets):
How much flesh does it take to cover a beaver?
I don't know.
Stick out your tongue.

ahahaha. It's a cunnilingus joke!

8/13/2012 5:52:23 PM

hanging out in my hotel room in CLT for work. Kind of nice to just relax tonight.

8/13/2012 10:22:12 PM