Quote :

"anyone wanna come hang out with lonely ole sawahash? I'm drinking beer and watching Halloween."

enough beers to share?

[Edited on October 31, 2008 at 7:54 PM. Reason : "]

10/31/2008 7:54:05 PM

WOW. I either had legions of kids show up for Halloween (way more than I could hear) or there are some greedy bastards in my neighborhood.

Because of Silas, I had to leave a cauldron of candy and a note for the kids coming around. I have a feeling that someone ended up with quite the haul.

10/31/2008 8:16:39 PM

^^12 Pack of Blue Moon and I'm starting my 4th

10/31/2008 8:19:08 PM

^^ thats what i said to you in the other thread

10/31/2008 8:29:54 PM

No weeners, no candy, no jack-o-lanterns, no costumes.

nothin

WTF AMERICA????

10/31/2008 8:46:36 PM

I just applied to grad school! Praying I get in!

10/31/2008 9:16:18 PM

What are the rules for posting goatse pumpkins?

10/31/2008 9:27:45 PM

I feel like I'm in the Great Depression.

10/31/2008 9:51:35 PM

Yuengling Black & Tan is terrible

10/31/2008 9:57:38 PM

Wondering why my mama is pressuring me to vote for McCain when she CLEARLY said she's a democrat?!?! Something about Obama being a "socialist" and something about his views against the American flag and Pledge of Allegiance. Fuck that. OBAMA 08!

[Edited on October 31, 2008 at 10:08 PM. Reason : /]

10/31/2008 9:58:57 PM

yo momma has been BRAINWASHED, yo

10/31/2008 9:59:55 PM

I am thinkin' that I need to get some Jeff loving.
Mmm. . .chocolate man o man.

10/31/2008 10:01:06 PM

haha, that would be awesome

but in all honesty, I just got sexed up about 15 minutes ago. I'm tapped for a couple of hours, yo...

[Edited on October 31, 2008 at 10:02 PM. Reason : my fingers still smell like vagina, and I have guests coming over soon. oh bother...]

10/31/2008 10:02:25 PM

it'll take me that long to get there. ftw.

10/31/2008 10:02:57 PM

robertearlkeenrobertearlkeenrobertearlkeen

10/31/2008 10:03:00 PM

ha, it'll take you about 10 hours to get here
and in 10 hours, I'll be on my way to Albany, NY

10/31/2008 10:03:45 PM

F you, JEFF.
what kind of black guy is named Jeff???

10/31/2008 10:05:31 PM

^^^

10/31/2008 10:07:02 PM

you know that it's your secret taboo desire to F me. I know it too. That why I can get away with treating you like a crap pie

and actually, I had never met another black guy named Jeff until spring break my junior year in Panama City, Florida.

upon learning each others' names, we were both looking at each other like:




Now, I work with one other guy...similar situation....except his name is Geoffrey, instead of Jeffrey like myself

10/31/2008 10:08:57 PM

^^^ Hahahah!


[Edited on October 31, 2008 at 10:11 PM. Reason : I know a couple of black Jeffs.]

10/31/2008 10:09:45 PM

Well, I must confess that my secret dumb-dumb redneck moment was when I realized that Geoff was Jeff and not "GEE-OFF".

10/31/2008 10:10:35 PM

10/31/2008 10:11:56 PM

well i was gonna go to the bars tomorrow night

think i'll go tonight instead

10/31/2008 10:40:01 PM

answer your phone

10/31/2008 10:41:55 PM

i wanna chill and drink

10/31/2008 10:42:00 PM

Fooooooooood

How are we gonna make it?

10/31/2008 10:46:03 PM

its in the car

10/31/2008 10:50:50 PM

car, the other white meat

10/31/2008 10:51:27 PM

Really don't feel like going to Olde Bar right now. *sigh*

10/31/2008 10:54:16 PM

why does my skin itch so much

10/31/2008 11:14:47 PM

10/31/2008 11:17:32 PM

what. the. fuck.

10/31/2008 11:20:27 PM

Mr. Informer.
licky boom-boom down.

10/31/2008 11:24:38 PM

lol i got a feeling i am gonna need more booze tonight

11/1/2008 12:19:18 AM

Answer your damn phone

11/1/2008 12:27:10 AM

fuck

11/1/2008 1:14:23 AM

so hongry...haven't eaten all day

11/1/2008 3:10:26 AM

having a keg party at my place in two weeks... who wants to come ?

11/1/2008 3:10:58 AM

LOL

once again I am eating something delicious while NCSUGirl83 is hungry

11/1/2008 3:11:46 AM

11/1/2008 3:12:03 AM

don't be mad!

be glad!

that we're both not hungry

11/1/2008 3:13:43 AM

i just had some roasted chicken


yummm...




and some fish earlier today

11/1/2008 3:15:18 AM

was it a salmon steak? with some lemon and pepper? mmmmmmm

11/1/2008 3:15:56 AM

[Edited on November 1, 2008 at 3:17 AM. Reason : fail lol]

11/1/2008 3:16:23 AM

awww

the kittens looks so mad

11/1/2008 3:19:23 AM

the fish was some random girl


i would have fucked her if i hadnt been making out with another girl



le sigh.



fuck it... its halloween. my balls belong to no one girl

11/1/2008 3:19:33 AM

bwn?

11/1/2008 3:28:12 AM

even if I make a point of trying to lower my standards, I can never get into random sl00ts at bars

'cause every time I talk to one they turn out to be braindead

is good conversation too much to ask for

11/1/2008 3:29:55 AM

even if I make a point of trying to lower my standards, I can never get into random sl00ts at bars

'cause every time I talk to one they turn out to be braindead

is good conversation too much to ask for

11/1/2008 3:29:55 AM

even if I make a point of trying to lower my standards, I can never get into random sl00ts at bars

'cause every time I talk to one they turn out to be braindead

is good conversation too much to ask for

11/1/2008 3:29:55 AM