it's been an hour

and i didn't feel an hour ago

[Edited on August 12, 2009 at 8:28 AM. Reason : not really sad...just weird...and there isn't a weird smiley]

8/12/2009 8:27:24 AM

Quote :

"every fucking summer it's the same shit on the news. TODAY IT WAS HOT PEOPLE WITHOUT A/C ARE BITCHING SOME NICE FOLKS GAVE THEM FANS PEOPLE WORKING OUTSIDE HAVE IT TOUGH THEY SHOULD DRINK WATER AND TRY NOT TO DIE dumbest shit ever"

this made me lol

8/12/2009 8:41:48 AM

A GIRL

8/12/2009 8:42:00 AM

its it 5 yet
im hungry
a girl

8/12/2009 8:45:12 AM

Quote :

"a girl"

8/12/2009 8:45:50 AM

O_o

8/12/2009 8:46:34 AM

o_O

8/12/2009 8:46:55 AM

hah

[Edited on August 12, 2009 at 8:59 AM. Reason : .]

8/12/2009 8:59:23 AM

lol

8/12/2009 9:04:09 AM

taking my daily meds and vitamins with coffee was a bad idea. epic fail.

8/12/2009 9:04:47 AM

i need to take remember to take my vitamin

8/12/2009 9:05:27 AM

i need mytwocents to come pop this zit on my back between my shoulder blades

fucking hurts, but i can't quite reach it

8/12/2009 9:08:34 AM

i break my daily multivitamin into two pieces and take a half with breakfast and the other half with lunch

you know, so i don't end up pissing it all out after a few hours making it pretty useless

i really just need to get a powder and add it to my tea to drink all day long so i actually BENEFIT from the vitamins

8/12/2009 9:09:39 AM

yes but highlighter yellow pee is the best part of taking vitamins

8/12/2009 9:11:28 AM

'shoes has a point..

esp when you piss on someone

8/12/2009 9:13:18 AM

standing at the urinal, pissing on someone in the shitter's shoes anonymously

never gets old

8/12/2009 9:14:35 AM

ahahaha

i meant r kelly style

but that is hilarious as well

8/12/2009 9:15:13 AM

this is gonna be a bad day...i can smell it already

8/12/2009 9:22:52 AM

i drink enough water that my urine is never highlighter yellow...it's usually clear, in fact...BUT that first piss of the day after taking a full vitamin smells bad

8/12/2009 9:24:09 AM

oooh, you wanna talk about smelly piss? try drinking a Venti Nonfat Latte

actually, drinking any large amount of coffee-type liquid makes my piss smell horrendous.

8/12/2009 9:25:48 AM

your shiniest day might come in the middle of the night
yeah, that's just about right

8/12/2009 9:30:30 AM

one of my coworkers put his oatmeal in the microwave for 20:00 instead of 2:00 and about burned the kitchen down. it stinks like hell in here >.<

8/12/2009 9:33:35 AM

i hate it when people do that and take it out at 18:00, but leave the rest of the time on the screen.

8/12/2009 9:34:45 AM

want to touch the heiney

8/12/2009 9:36:49 AM

want to hear back about this job

8/12/2009 9:45:01 AM

stripes and rainbows and rainbow stripes were big in the 70s for clothes

8/12/2009 10:14:55 AM

my hot chocolate is in a labrador retrievers mug

8/12/2009 10:41:12 AM

foooood

8/12/2009 10:51:48 AM

Happy birthday to me... Happy birthday to me... I can't wait to get laid (after work) Happy birthday to me...

8/12/2009 10:55:34 AM

fuck this im going back to sleep. Im fuckin ill

8/12/2009 11:10:54 AM

ok, this might be a little bit of over kill....

8/12/2009 11:13:50 AM

fuckin a i wanna go home

8/12/2009 11:16:36 AM

fuck

i apparently just messed something up with the order in which these services are starting, and the server is hanging on reboot and wont initialize the control system... whoops.

so, time to take a trip over to the integration center to go fix it since i cant remote in

HOWEVER

this allows for getting lunch from somewhere better than the cafeteria on the way back, so woo hoo

8/12/2009 11:19:24 AM

michael phelps stole my subway sub!


that's my sweet onion teryaki (sp?) with banana peppers.... son of a bitch!

8/12/2009 11:22:52 AM

where's the motivation that i had yesterday????


apparently it's gone out the window!

8/12/2009 12:07:49 PM

lots of things.

lots of things indeed.

8/12/2009 12:09:11 PM

*sigh*

I just spent $100 on a cardigan

but it's really pretty, I look really good in it, and it will be a classic piece as long as I take good care of it.

that means I only have $30 left to my little name until the beginning of next month though

8/12/2009 12:54:59 PM

welcome to my world after the second day of every month

8/12/2009 12:56:57 PM

me toooo

gotta pay off dem debts yo

[Edited on August 12, 2009 at 1:03 PM. Reason : a]

8/12/2009 1:00:25 PM

My checking account has $27 in it... WUT

8/12/2009 1:41:32 PM

I dont think ima do hampster style anymore

8/12/2009 1:42:17 PM

hmmm - i'm kinda hungry - but kinda not....

what to do what to do

8/12/2009 1:43:10 PM

how much is a 2000 Trek 7K worth?

8/12/2009 1:54:47 PM

Anyone know what style hat this is?

8/12/2009 2:05:29 PM

no matter howm uch i ask for "super mega spicey" at the chinese takeout it's never near enough

8/12/2009 2:08:23 PM

Quote :

"how much is a 2000 Trek 7K worth? "

is it the mount/hybrid or road bike

8/12/2009 2:11:23 PM

WHY THE FUCK

DOES MY BLUETOOTH MOUSE HAVE A SECOND DELAY WHEN IT'S 18" AWAY FROM THE COMPUTER?

AT 9-12" IT'S FINE

8/12/2009 2:11:30 PM

i've got a mighty fine 9-12" for you too

8/12/2009 2:12:13 PM

is the soccer game being broadcast on twc today or is it just dish network?

8/12/2009 2:12:28 PM

Hardtail Mountain, aluminum body, front shocks, $1K new so says the ad

8/12/2009 2:13:16 PM