I want to strangle my four year old. I cannot wait for him to go back to school. Come on Labor Day!

8/28/2012 9:34:11 AM

Quote :

"There was a school shooting in Baltimore (LOL Baltimore) yesterday on the first day of classes. A good friend of mine and neighbor in college was the teacher that tackled the shooter and wrestled with him to subdue him. The kid brought a shotgun to school. Hit one student who is in critical condition and got another shot off that didn't hit anyone while they were wrestling. My dude is a hero today. His facebook is blowing up. http://baltimore.cbslocal.com/2012/08/27/shooting-reported-in-perry-hall-high-schools-cafeteria/ 10 years ago (damn has it been that long), this teacher was sitting on his front porch in an adult diaper with his roommates having a race to see who could shit themselves first. He won. Now he is a public servent hero."

That's awesome

[Edited on August 28, 2012 at 9:48 AM. Reason : The quote is...Not that you want to strangle your 4 yr old ]

8/28/2012 9:47:14 AM

Haha. I knew you weren't talking about that.

8/28/2012 9:52:23 AM

^^

What a stud...


http://baltimore.cbslocal.com/2012/08/27/guidance-counselor-lauded-as-hero-during-perry-hall-school-shooting/

8/28/2012 10:00:45 AM

11:45 is apparently the limit (for now). gotta figure out a good lunch time for him.

8/28/2012 11:45:33 AM

food
rain
sleep
him

8/28/2012 11:57:06 AM

i need to start drinking more if i'm going to keep on painting

8/28/2012 12:14:35 PM

This commercial is awesome.

http://youtu.be/2mTLO2F_ERY

Also, I'm tired as hell. Thank you, non-sleeping infant. :-/

8/28/2012 12:16:22 PM

nooooo!! you're supposed to nap for nearly 2 hours, not just 1

crap.

whew! he laid back down...stay down buddy. crap...he's back up...

[Edited on August 28, 2012 at 12:51 PM. Reason : i love our video monitor.]

[Edited on August 28, 2012 at 12:52 PM. Reason : but man he's wobbly lol...still sleepy apparently]

8/28/2012 12:48:17 PM

my new favorite blog to follow http://guysinsuits.tumblr.com/

8/28/2012 1:49:56 PM

Holy fuckin rain. There are people kayaking on King Street right now.

8/28/2012 1:54:36 PM

some of those guys look like their suit is a size too small ^ or are they supposed to be that tight?

8/28/2012 1:55:13 PM

^^^That's not a real funny/entertaining blog.

...

God damn it Minka.

[Edited on August 28, 2012 at 1:56 PM. Reason : asdf]

8/28/2012 1:55:54 PM

I just love guys in suits

8/28/2012 2:04:56 PM

Quote :

"some of those guys look like their suit is a size too small ^ or are they supposed to be that tight? "

Thin/In-shape guys get away with European style suits, which are more fitted and trim as opposed to the majority of suits here which must allow for our fatasses with beer guts.

8/28/2012 2:09:36 PM

jesus fucking christ. why the hell is every orthopedist booked for the next two weeks?!?!!?

8/28/2012 2:33:04 PM

So, I need to pack and shit tonight. I am moving tomorrow....again....but this time I don't have to do anything other than sort of organize.

Also I think the media is so pumped that they can actually call Issac a hurricane.

8/28/2012 3:04:22 PM

get hyped son

8/28/2012 3:12:31 PM

WOOOT WOOOT

8/28/2012 3:21:37 PM

I usually have hair bands attached to everything I own, but somehow today I can't find a single one and my hair is driving me nuts. FWP.

8/28/2012 4:09:37 PM

Aaaaaaaaaand here comes the hammer....

8/28/2012 4:28:27 PM

Baby girl Bibeau is here!!!!

8/28/2012 4:30:22 PM

this house has been fucking miserable the past 24 hours

the AC dude needs to get here, ASAP

8/28/2012 4:32:50 PM

^^awesome!! if you see them, tell them I said congrats!


^my ac actuator went out in my truck again, so I feel your pain... Luckily this is the passenger side this time so I can deal with it until I can afford to get it fixed. But it sucks because to have the AC on on my side, it blast heat on the other side . And apparently this part and labor to fix it is going to be more than the last one (by 2-3 fold!). Luckily zxappeal is the man and is going to help me out again!

[Edited on August 28, 2012 at 4:44 PM. Reason : s]

8/28/2012 4:39:21 PM

this house seems to catch all the humidity/mugginess

always feels way cooler outside than in the house (and that's with every window/door open)

8/28/2012 4:42:58 PM

Quote :

"^^awesome!! if you see them, tell them I said congrats!"

i will!

8/28/2012 5:11:43 PM

Acidophilus tablets make me feel so powerful. Consume ONE BILLION ORGANISMS, all in a strawberry flavored wafer the size of a quarter.

8/28/2012 6:04:06 PM

Want to shoot new gun.

8/28/2012 6:12:59 PM

^^MONSTER!!!

8/28/2012 6:21:01 PM

what?!?!

lk

8/28/2012 6:24:51 PM

Since the cats out the bag already, they had a little girl around 1pm today

8/28/2012 6:31:37 PM

I'm glad my BFF keeps me up to speed

<---- chopped liver

8/28/2012 6:35:02 PM

I think the girls are just more into communicating

8/28/2012 6:43:56 PM

Stop it Tim. But I do feel bad you found out this way

^exactly.

but also their announcement of the pregnancy itself was pretty--delayed? Secret? Non-attention whorey?--I'm kinda doing them a favor

[Edited on August 28, 2012 at 6:46 PM. Reason : ]

8/28/2012 6:45:07 PM

I'm over it

now get back to playing Song Pop every now and then. sheeesh

8/28/2012 6:48:47 PM

I WON!!! well not the tournament tonight, but the over all summer season points race. very happy that my hobby is proving to still be a distraction from everything else- now hopefully I can transition into football nicely and just keep myself busy

8/28/2012 9:44:47 PM

http://www.wral.com/news/local/story/11480190/

Quote :

"Raleigh, N.C. — A North Carolina State University student was involuntarily committed last month for mental health treatment after confessing to campus police that he had planned to going on a killing spree, according to a court document."

8/28/2012 9:54:52 PM

I'm thinking about how I wish I knew what Beethoven looks like so I can be even creepier

8/28/2012 9:55:19 PM

Honestly, with that comment, it'll be hard to get much creepier.

8/28/2012 9:56:13 PM

^^ haha

8/28/2012 9:58:50 PM

^^ lol

8/28/2012 10:00:44 PM

@Biofreak70: yay! nice job

8/28/2012 10:11:23 PM

What she said.

8/28/2012 10:23:15 PM

Curious who ^ is

8/28/2012 10:53:09 PM

what she said

8/28/2012 10:54:32 PM

I am tired...I hope I did a good enough job sorting...i hope these movers get here sooner rather than later...

8/29/2012 6:48:18 AM

made it all the way to the morning meeting before someone told me my shirt was on inside out

8/29/2012 7:20:40 AM

I almost wore my workout skirt inside out this morning. Took me a little too long to figure it out.

8/29/2012 9:16:04 AM

Power bill for the month of August: $18.76
That's a personal best, I'm pretty sure.

8/29/2012 9:18:20 AM

Fuck mine was like $93. You might be on to something with your whole 90-degree house.

8/29/2012 9:20:01 AM