You say that now, but don't come crying when you end up there anyways.

[Edited on September 3, 2012 at 4:50 PM. Reason : 2938]

9/3/2012 4:49:53 PM

I didn't want your spaghetti anyway- I'll just have my wings and pizza on my own!

9/3/2012 4:51:36 PM

Does 8 year old pepper spray still work?

(Yes, yes, "try it and see.")

9/3/2012 6:14:40 PM

Girl I knew died in a car accident last night on the way to the hospital to have her baby.


I've been thinking entirely too much about my own mortality today.

9/3/2012 8:14:12 PM

^holy cow that is terrible

9/3/2012 8:15:27 PM

did the baby make it?

9/3/2012 8:19:14 PM

Wow that's really sad.

9/3/2012 8:49:32 PM

ouch


was she driving herself?

was his the woman that slid down the ravine? i heard that story on the news

9/3/2012 8:50:27 PM

^^So far, yes. It's a bright spot in a horrible situation.

^ nah, her husband was driving. He was in critical condition last I heard.

[Edited on September 3, 2012 at 8:56 PM. Reason : .]

9/3/2012 8:53:04 PM

[Edited on September 3, 2012 at 8:57 PM. Reason : .]

9/3/2012 8:53:30 PM

That is very sad indeed

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I guess I will suck it up and clean out the filing cabinet now instead of continuing to say "I'm going to clean out the filing cabinet before we move."

9/3/2012 9:45:39 PM

the third photo sums up my opinion of politics these past several years

9/3/2012 9:49:40 PM

Am I really gonna sell my car without even trying?

Signs are pointing to probably.

Might not have to wait as long as I thought to get a new motorcycle

9/3/2012 10:06:05 PM

In every bedroom there exists Shadowpeople

When we lay in our beds at night with our eyes closed, the Shadowpeople lurk around us. They will stand at our bedside, hovering over us and staring. Those subtle sounds that we write off as the foundation/walls cracking, are the Shadowpeople moving about. What we mistake as our eye lashes rubbing against the pillowcase, is actually the sound of a Shadowperson's hand touching our hair.

Once you're aware of the Shadowpeople, their presence becomes easier to detect- The floor will creak, a slight draft is felt... it becomes hard to calm youself and fall asleep. We tend to get paranoid and once the fear becomes unbearable, our first instinct is to get up and turn on the light in panic.

DO NOT TURN THE LIGHT ON!

Turning the light on will invite a more powerful, menacing figure- Once you turn the light back off, you'll see an Old Woman slowly pedaling a bike towards you. She will sloooowly ride up to you, her pale, wrinkled face fixed on your eyes the whole way, and then she'll place her cold hands around your throat... then she'll dissapear. You must allow this to happen... if you try turning the light back ON while she is riding towards you, she will instantly appear before you, begin screaming, and strangle you.

9/3/2012 10:06:21 PM

where d'ya find that load of hooey?

9/3/2012 10:07:33 PM

i guarantee i won't be able to sleep tonight after reading that...

even though i know it's a crock

9/3/2012 10:08:07 PM

why did I start another episode of breaking bad... dammit

9/3/2012 10:11:11 PM

^ so, will we get to see you this year?

9/3/2012 10:11:33 PM

dunno- so much is up in the air right now...

9/3/2012 10:12:59 PM

I was craving sweets. Made things that were around. Coconut macaroons with cashews and cranberries and raisins.

9/3/2012 10:13:43 PM

^^ well, we can get you up here if you ever have time. OR we can all meet up in the good ol' qc.

but I'd love to show you around the city

[Edited on September 3, 2012 at 10:16 PM. Reason : ^damn that sounds yummy]

9/3/2012 10:15:39 PM

bc breaking bad is the best show on tv currently and you are a wise man to continue watching it.


aea fantastic pic above! Fantastic

[Edited on September 3, 2012 at 10:19 PM. Reason : ]

9/3/2012 10:17:43 PM

I guess it will all depend on $$ and work- would be good to see yall though! it has been forever...

9/3/2012 10:20:03 PM

tanks elkaybie! and Biofreak - as an incentive, we'll foot the bill for a train ticket (or cheap southwest flight) whenever you can squeeze out of work. I know it's not exactly a great time, but the offer will stand for as long as we're up here. plus - you'd dig new york

9/3/2012 10:24:42 PM

Oreo's Triple Double Neapolitan cookies are AMAZING. And speaking of amazing, Mint M&Ms are just that!!!!

Quote :

"why did I start another episode of breaking bad... dammit"

Just started Breaking Bad this week. Just got to season 2 and I absolutely LOVE this show. ADDICTED.



[Edited on September 3, 2012 at 10:51 PM. Reason : .]

9/3/2012 10:27:49 PM

^ whosawhatsit?

9/3/2012 10:28:43 PM

9/3/2012 10:30:58 PM

woah!

I've never seen those before

9/3/2012 10:31:56 PM

Just bought some tonight! They're great.

9/3/2012 10:33:48 PM

I wish they had chocolate cookies and vanilla/strawberry cream instead of the vanilla cookies. I don't like the chocolate cream.

9/3/2012 10:37:02 PM

^+!

so, who is really gonna come visit me?

9/3/2012 10:38:03 PM

Finally some semi-interesting shit

9/3/2012 11:08:02 PM

i think Nabisco is forgetting the whole point about oreos

what the hell is all this shit theyre doing?

9/3/2012 11:25:14 PM

I guess I should go to bed.

9/3/2012 11:28:23 PM

tonights no reservations was pretty damn awesome, now its bedtime

9/4/2012 1:03:59 AM

I feel the same way about pizzas and burgers, BHS

9/4/2012 1:10:37 AM

I am now an open water diver.

9/4/2012 1:35:19 AM

He could either take a nap now and feel refreshed...or I can continue to deal with this overtired crankiness of terror. Hoping for the former.

9/4/2012 8:29:18 AM

Jesus tittyfucking Christ, an hour and 15 minutes to get from south Cary to Carrboro. yuck

9/4/2012 8:43:35 AM

Nap now! Excellent.

9/4/2012 8:46:39 AM

I keep seeing weird flashes of light

9/4/2012 9:26:12 AM

it's aliens.

9/4/2012 9:26:50 AM

they better leave my anus alone

9/4/2012 9:27:49 AM

Quote :

"I am now an open water diver."

Congrats! Welcome to the club. Where did you do your cert dives?

9/4/2012 9:51:40 AM

so, apparently one of our former coworkers has gone off of the deep end, stolen a car and dog, (both of current coworker who was letting him crash at his place), tried to "gift" his laptop to another coworker, left a note, and peaced out without a cellphone or wallet.

When last seen, he was talking about having to fulfill the goal of his (the?) fight club and was calling a coworker "the oracle".

And he's supposed to come by work today to ask for his old job back.

Should be interesting.

9/4/2012 10:12:31 AM

9/4/2012 10:13:27 AM

9/4/2012 10:14:52 AM

My allergies are going haywire today

9/4/2012 10:15:02 AM

I really want this chair. Do I hijack it?

9/4/2012 10:19:48 AM

I asked my coworker (officemate) if the guy has any access to weapons - his or stolen - and supposedly he doesn't, so should be fine there.

Apparently the guy was previously put into a mental hospital in Germany a few months ago for a similar episode...this is an entirely ridiculous tale

[Edited on September 4, 2012 at 10:20 AM. Reason : asdf]

9/4/2012 10:20:01 AM