Quote :

"and I have to be on antibiotics for the next few days"

pussy, rub some dirt on it and walk it off

11/7/2008 11:17:59 AM

and I have le food poisoning? At least I have someone else who is sick to chat with today

11/7/2008 11:44:01 AM

the singer from rascal flatts has the oddest sounding voice

11/7/2008 11:54:36 AM

Burlgirl is trolling me

[Edited on November 7, 2008 at 12:10 PM. Reason : ugh]

11/7/2008 12:08:07 PM

11/7/2008 12:54:51 PM

omg that Charlie Brown parody is hi-fucking-larious.

11/7/2008 12:56:06 PM

Fucking boss.

11/7/2008 12:56:59 PM

I just hurt myself. Hopefully it'll be better before tonight.

11/7/2008 12:57:12 PM

best sex ever

11/7/2008 12:58:39 PM

i'm not as sleepy as i would have thought, plus my cell is dead.... fun fun

<6+ commies on here God, crackmonkey, elkaybie, Snewf, saps852, bitchplease>

11/7/2008 12:59:12 PM

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"best sex ever"

Nice.

11/7/2008 1:00:21 PM

^^huh?

11/7/2008 1:01:24 PM

just realized i know who jmpack15 is

11/7/2008 1:07:00 PM

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"best sex ever"

wut

11/7/2008 1:09:06 PM

would that be first??

11/7/2008 1:29:16 PM

nope, not the first. I need to lose my virginal innocent internet persona and be "real"

11/7/2008 1:31:55 PM

when keeping it real goes wrong

11/7/2008 1:32:24 PM

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"drunknloaded ayers=professor 142625 Posts user info edit post just realized i know who jmpack15 is "

so do i

11/7/2008 1:39:06 PM

I got a really good night of sleep. I am happy not grouchy

11/7/2008 1:40:29 PM

I have a lot of stuff to do today...gotta start the chili and clean before going out tonight...I don't wanna go to work.

11/7/2008 1:40:55 PM

I'm definitely gonna take a nap.

11/7/2008 1:41:11 PM

Manicure, pedicure, shopping and lunch.


Good day so far and its only going to get better

11/7/2008 1:41:57 PM

what an f'n hassle, thanks wachovia

but the ski trip is now locked and loaded

11/7/2008 1:44:07 PM

see youre gonna need that time between 7 and 10

11/7/2008 1:44:20 PM

11/7/2008 1:44:28 PM

why'd i just say seeya to the telephone operator

im never going to see her

but she sounded cute

11/7/2008 1:47:00 PM

:ahhhh:

11/7/2008 1:52:14 PM

^^ maybe you will see her in yo dreams

11/7/2008 2:04:17 PM

i can't wait to get fuxxed up tonight

I'm walls1441 and i approved this message.

11/7/2008 2:04:35 PM

^ same here

11/7/2008 2:05:27 PM

not me

it's been a retarded week

ok who am i kidding me too

11/7/2008 2:06:30 PM

Emm...that Ciroc was AMAZING last night. Good times.


Tonight is gonna be just as good. And yay for a certain phone company calling me to do an interview next week!

11/7/2008 2:07:27 PM

Emm...that CAWK was AMAZING last night. Good times.

11/7/2008 2:07:57 PM

pretty sure I'm gonna turn down both seeing Chris Paul play AND/OR going out with the receptionist downstairs to play a new video game tonight

wow

11/7/2008 2:10:55 PM

did you tell her about the bloodfart

11/7/2008 2:12:07 PM

no, i told everyone else tho

even a prospective client on the phone

he lol'd, and I sold

11/7/2008 2:14:55 PM

lulz at political/racial things getting people in or nearly in various levels of trouble...

11/7/2008 2:18:53 PM

soooo

is 4 suit spider solitare even remotely posible

11/7/2008 3:34:14 PM

ah, solitaire. that's how i'm gonna kill an hour

11/7/2008 3:34:52 PM

INEEDMONEY

11/7/2008 3:36:12 PM

cock and beers

11/7/2008 3:36:47 PM

Quote :

"He chuckled and returned to his story, this time with girlie voices and sound effects. Dang, his chick voice is starting to sound pretty good... it's definitely been a long deployment. Ask any Marine about what's the quickest way to interrupt a perfectly good period of boredom and they'll tell you; 1) Light up a smokey treat. or 2) Pop a squat (in pitch-black darkness, no less). "

lol

11/7/2008 3:48:34 PM

snack time!

11/7/2008 3:49:14 PM

Fucking mother fucking fuckety fuck fucking dishwasher.

I don't want to go to the store to buy vinegar.

11/7/2008 3:52:49 PM

there are definite downsides to this not washing hair every day business :beatupL

11/7/2008 4:38:13 PM

not another one!!

11/7/2008 4:53:09 PM

that ring would strap me for cash for realz, but hella hawwttt!!

11/7/2008 5:05:57 PM

i want some beer

11/7/2008 5:14:13 PM

ditttttttooooo

11/7/2008 5:14:46 PM

any suggestions?

11/7/2008 5:15:49 PM