Laundry day.

Sweet jesus I needed myself some pants.

Also, this storm is ridiculous. Dies down to nothing, goes insane crazy outside, dies back down to nothing...

8/12/2009 6:28:03 PM

parodies lose the funny after 16 everybody! keep them coming!

8/12/2009 6:37:11 PM

can't judge a book by its cover

8/12/2009 6:45:10 PM

i'm too worfless to get up and fix a drank

8/12/2009 6:49:03 PM

i'm on beer #3

8/12/2009 6:50:01 PM

damn you.

8/12/2009 6:52:42 PM

yes, damn me.

damn me straight to intoxication.

8/12/2009 6:53:29 PM

What a fucking day.

8/12/2009 7:08:00 PM

lolol adderdrunk

8/12/2009 7:08:48 PM

I am now a resident of Atlantic Beach.

8/12/2009 7:14:18 PM

^^wish i were there^^

8/12/2009 7:17:10 PM

I know have two bars and the beach within a 5 min walk from my house...it's great.

8/12/2009 7:20:03 PM

is one of them: amos mosquitos? or BT's?

8/12/2009 7:20:54 PM

No, Molly's and Shooters. I live caddy corner sorta from the Sheraton.

8/12/2009 7:21:56 PM

i love amos mosquitos karaoke (just wanted to throw that out there)

they also have good sushi on thursdays too.

8/12/2009 7:23:31 PM

cant remember the last time i had that much fun vacumming

8/12/2009 7:24:04 PM

Well once I make friends down here I hope to be able to go do some Karaoke.

8/12/2009 7:24:28 PM

damnit...now i need a date to prom

8/12/2009 7:26:38 PM

i'll go with you

8/12/2009 7:26:57 PM

i wouldnt mind going to one of those 2nd chance prom things

[Edited on August 12, 2009 at 7:27 PM. Reason : at some point in my life i mean]

8/12/2009 7:27:29 PM

will you wear a tux?

8/12/2009 7:27:29 PM

hahah i would totally wear a tux. that's kinda hot...in an Ellen sorta way.

8/12/2009 7:28:21 PM

well then lady...you might have yourself a date

8/12/2009 7:30:33 PM

by tux, i meant tux t-shirt.

i mean, it's practically the same thing right?

8/12/2009 7:31:24 PM

that would be AWESOME!

8/12/2009 7:32:02 PM

girl, don't tempt me. i'll do it

....wait, what is this prom ya'll are talking about? where is it?

[Edited on August 12, 2009 at 7:32 PM. Reason : .]

8/12/2009 7:32:20 PM

at ruckus

8/12/2009 7:33:16 PM

pizza AND an excuse to wear a tuxedo t-shirt? i'm gonna be offended if you DON'T take me.

8/12/2009 7:33:46 PM

actually this would be ideal...

that way i wouldn't feel obligated to give it up to my date and could find someone else while i'm there

8/12/2009 7:34:58 PM

wait a minute. if you take me, you have to put out. that's the rules. don't be taking me to prom and then finding someone else to hook up with.

8/12/2009 7:35:37 PM

i don't sleep with married women

8/12/2009 7:37:28 PM

aaah, well in that case....how soon can you get a divorce in NC? anyone?

hubster wants to know if you sleep with married couples?

[Edited on August 12, 2009 at 7:39 PM. Reason : .]

8/12/2009 7:38:39 PM

hmmm...it's been a while since i had that option

8/12/2009 7:42:37 PM

I are hungry...wish rice didn't take so long to cook

8/12/2009 7:43:03 PM

drunk Sam

8/12/2009 7:43:30 PM

what kind of person gets their dog drunk?

8/12/2009 7:44:14 PM

the coolest kind!

8/12/2009 7:45:02 PM

i wish my cats would drink beer. they turn their nose at it.

fuckin' cats.

8/12/2009 7:45:48 PM

would it be weird if I decided to go to sleep now?

8/12/2009 7:46:25 PM

i am screaming for some icecream

8/12/2009 8:03:11 PM

i don't drink alone...

it's a good thing i have my dog

8/12/2009 8:05:59 PM

fucking done

8/12/2009 8:06:47 PM

giving your pets drugs (besides ones that are prescribed) and/or alcohol is illegal.
it's animal cruelty.

8/12/2009 8:07:16 PM

good to know

8/12/2009 8:07:57 PM

ok so i ate dinner, and promptly lost my buzz
now all i wanna do is go to bed

^^wtf, gtfo with those holier-than-thou random posts

[Edited on August 12, 2009 at 8:08 PM. Reason : .]

8/12/2009 8:08:14 PM

now he's just being annoying...

typical drunk

8/12/2009 8:11:00 PM

wanna see a cat act drunk? put tape on her paws

8/12/2009 8:11:38 PM

hahaha....no kidding


i used to rubber band those tiny christmas stockings to my cat's feet...

it was awesome

8/12/2009 8:12:23 PM

seems like ppl do illegal things all the time anyways

8/12/2009 8:14:18 PM

8/12/2009 8:15:34 PM