those bitches.

9/9/2012 12:55:35 AM

wait wut? am I getting friend blocked?

9/9/2012 12:56:15 AM

Elise doesn't do what I tell her to do.

History shows this.

9/9/2012 12:57:00 AM

Didn't know TWW had their own mean bitches group.

9/9/2012 12:57:28 AM

9/9/2012 12:58:24 AM

why are you still here.

9/9/2012 12:59:09 AM

look at computerguy trying to run shit

9/9/2012 1:02:55 AM

Oh I do.

9/9/2012 1:03:23 AM

i'd fall over at elise's feet if she truly told me to shut my whore mouth

9/9/2012 1:04:42 AM

you're motherfucking right you would, bitch

9/9/2012 1:06:46 AM

*shudders*

9/9/2012 1:07:32 AM

Nevermind

9/9/2012 1:24:50 AM

9/9/2012 1:27:47 AM

Ugh. I think I'm about to have a miserable week. Amelia is feverish and congested. Silas has an ear infection and sounds congested. And they're going to infect mom and dad...

9/9/2012 1:49:10 AM

sex

9/9/2012 1:52:24 AM

blech- but it was worth it!!

and today is gonna be awesome weather

9/9/2012 6:36:36 AM

this is going to be one long ass busy day...

but at least i got an early start

9/9/2012 6:57:14 AM

The great thing about actually living here is that I have to do chores and shit like a normal person...oh, wait that sucks.

9/9/2012 6:58:20 AM

Glad you shit like the rest of us.

9/9/2012 7:43:08 AM

I think I had the worst trifecta of drinks ever last night. I was drinking a sam adams octoberfest then took a shot of goldshlager. Then I drank some raspberry sparkletini champagne shit. The last two were against my will

My stomach hates me right now. And I hate hearing Mickey Mouses happy ass voice first thing in the morning

That is all, happy football sunday

9/9/2012 8:01:59 AM

HOT DOG!

9/9/2012 8:19:13 AM

Hot dog, hot diggity dog.

We do not allow that Disney Channel BS in our house.


I LOVE SUNDAYS!

9/9/2012 8:45:31 AM

this here is some bike ridin weather

9/9/2012 8:49:11 AM

Is it sad that I know the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse song and I don't have kids (yet)?

9/9/2012 10:46:50 AM

I know it, too. But I teach preschool, so......what's your excuse?

9/9/2012 10:47:31 AM

I don't think I've ever watched an entire episode but I just know the song from flipping through channels in the morning and going "WTF is this song? It's addicting and wonderful!"

9/9/2012 10:48:57 AM

That's how we stumbled upon it, but post kids. He immediately smiled and started dancing. So Mickey Mouse Clubhouse is welcome in the house. Sid the Science Kid's "I'm lookin for my friends" is also a dancing favorite.

How's your foot btw?

9/9/2012 11:06:53 AM

Still a little swollen. Trying to stay away from salty foods and drink lots of water. My foot is definetly looking a lot better than yesterday though.


Saw my whole belly move last night. I think the baby was doing the wave

[Edited on September 9, 2012 at 11:11 AM. Reason : f]

9/9/2012 11:08:31 AM

I love Sid the Science Kid! So cute

9/9/2012 11:10:41 AM

Sid the Science Kid is wonderful.

Mickey Mouse makes me want to stab my eyes out. I think that we're just a PBS/NickJr. type of family.

Poor swollen feet. I hope you still have shoes that you can wear. None of my shoes fit when my feel blew up with fluid post partum.

[Edited on September 9, 2012 at 11:17 AM. Reason : .]

9/9/2012 11:15:52 AM

craiglist guy asking about chair and buyer today: "did she cum"

COME DUDE. THE WORD IS COME.

If she doesn't buy it (which I'm sure she is now that I know where the heck she's driving from ), I don't want to sell it to him out of principle.

9/9/2012 12:45:04 PM

Yahoo got rid of the chat function on stattracker, boooooo

[Edited on September 9, 2012 at 1:14 PM. Reason : h]

9/9/2012 1:13:52 PM

That was the worst song pop iPhone malfunction yet. All three of those stopped playing less than a second in to the song so I had to guess

9/9/2012 1:29:39 PM

Quote :

"If she doesn't buy it (which I'm sure she is now that I know where the heck she's driving from ), I don't want to sell it to him out of principle."

Truck just got picked up!!

9/9/2012 2:09:10 PM

Just found myself on CNN, about 13 photos in:
http://www.cnn.com/2012/09/04/politics/gallery/best-of-dnc/index.html?hpt=hp_t2

9/9/2012 3:06:19 PM

It's weird seeing a bunch of people I know in those pics. Ya don't expect that usually.

[Edited on September 9, 2012 at 3:16 PM. Reason : ]

9/9/2012 3:16:27 PM

Its is easier to find yourself in a smaller crowd.

9/9/2012 3:57:45 PM

lol @ red zone in spanish. also, today is a great day!

except for the lack of Punkin ale

9/9/2012 5:11:24 PM

My feet are so flat and wide i am not into fashion so i had never thought of it as super limiting until today though

Poooooo

9/9/2012 7:14:04 PM

Yay! Finally got a new TV! First non-tube still TV in the house!

9/9/2012 7:16:00 PM

Quote :

"Yahoo got rid of the chat function on stattracker, boooooo"

i just came here to post this

9/9/2012 7:17:23 PM

...bored

..trying to watch piranha 3DD but it's painful.

..would like a bj or a handy right now

..

9/9/2012 7:32:34 PM

something about you watching Piranha 3DD and wanting a beej while watching it just made me LOL

9/9/2012 7:37:25 PM

Homemade whole wheat pita bread is nomnomnom

9/9/2012 7:42:44 PM

Everything about my body right now is screaming "old!"

9/9/2012 7:53:36 PM

My Cousin Vinny is on one of the HBO channels

9/9/2012 8:09:35 PM

elkbaby I sent you a facebook invite to remind you about Thursday

9/9/2012 8:11:38 PM

Yay Simpsons

9/9/2012 8:26:34 PM

A picture of the President in which I am taking a picture of the President.

9/9/2012 8:35:00 PM

YUUUP!!!

9/9/2012 8:39:04 PM