artichoke pizza is almost ready

i wish i had basil and fresh garlic

i hope this turns out well

9/11/2012 2:00:29 AM

I keep having dreams with a recurring theme of my brother's legs getting hacked off by a plane propeller and then he falls off a cliff. He always lives and ends up in a wheelchair. It's really starting to freak me out. I almost never dream and never the same things over and over.

It has been happening for a week now. I feel crazy.

9/11/2012 6:01:07 AM

First day using seat warmers this season. Feels good man.

9/11/2012 6:57:07 AM

first 14 hour day I've had in a while

happy to have another source of income, but not happy to be up this early, and I'm sure I won't be happy when I'm dead tired later tonight

9/11/2012 7:42:08 AM

another day, another dollar

9/11/2012 8:05:31 AM

yay cool weather

9/11/2012 8:12:21 AM

Go away calf pain!!!!

9/11/2012 8:13:21 AM

a little too cold a little too soon, but still a nice day

9/11/2012 8:41:23 AM

^^ foam roll, stretch a lot, and ice like crazy!

9/11/2012 8:49:00 AM

My sriracha bottle kind of exploded on my breakfast.

Good thing there's no such thing as too much.

9/11/2012 9:01:20 AM

Quote :

"So in to gossip girl right now"

i love GG. when does the new season start?

9/11/2012 9:30:57 AM

I'm a happy little girl right now. My nose spray is fighting off the rag weed, the antibiotic is working on the sinus infection, there are 60 days until my wedding, I am reconnecting with LOCAL friends (all my friends like to move away from me ) and I'm very content with who I am right now.

9/11/2012 9:38:40 AM

pride cometh before the fall

9/11/2012 9:40:46 AM

I believe there is a difference between pride and happiness/contentedness.

9/11/2012 9:53:01 AM

Almost forgot my Dr. appointment AGAIN. Good thing I keep two calendars.

9/11/2012 10:24:16 AM

5^ no idea! I've always caught just a few episodes of each season, but never sat down and watched the series. I'm over halfway through season 1

[Edited on September 11, 2012 at 10:27 AM. Reason : ]

9/11/2012 10:26:27 AM

The new season of Gossip Girl (also the last season) I think starts sometime in October and will only be like 11 episodes.

9/11/2012 10:29:13 AM

How does ^ pronounce their username?

[Edited on September 11, 2012 at 10:32 AM. Reason : V that's definitely how I read it ]

9/11/2012 10:30:22 AM

fuckwads!

9/11/2012 10:31:37 AM

fug-wuh-gods

i think?

9/11/2012 10:32:10 AM

They are discussing 9/11 on this episode of The Cleveland Show that I'm watching on Netflix

[Edited on September 11, 2012 at 10:33 AM. Reason : fuh huh wuh gods]

9/11/2012 10:32:57 AM

Who cares

9/11/2012 10:33:03 AM

9/11/2012 10:34:05 AM

2^ who pissed in your cornflakes this morning, grumpy face?

9/11/2012 10:47:46 AM

that was me
but he totally asked me to do it
then he got all grumpy face

9/11/2012 10:50:46 AM

I either need to stay off Facebook today or hide all my family members. Otherwise I'm going to blow a gasket.

9/11/2012 10:53:07 AM

^i know that feel bro

9/11/2012 10:54:42 AM

I just hide everyone. Although I think one of my distant relatives defriended me, probably because of the pro-gay stuff I rolled up with back in the Amendment One days

9/11/2012 11:00:32 AM

open condom style

9/11/2012 11:09:39 AM

I hid a bunch of my family members. I like to hide from them in real life, too.

9/11/2012 11:32:52 AM

that moment when after you fervently search all through your purse and then your desk drawers and you finally find one all the way in the back of your "snack" drawer... your last tampon. whew! crisis averted!

9/11/2012 11:40:46 AM

unused, right? terrible snack

[Edited on September 11, 2012 at 11:42 AM. Reason : when twilight fans go too far]

9/11/2012 11:41:59 AM

lol of course unused. yeah, terrible snack. it's more like a "junk" drawer but all it contains are snacks

9/11/2012 11:43:34 AM

very bitter

9/11/2012 11:43:46 AM

^^^ LOLOLOL

9/11/2012 11:48:11 AM

Quote :

"[Edited on September 11, 2012 at 11:42 AM. Reason : when twilight fans go too far] "

aaaaahahahahahahah

9/11/2012 11:52:35 AM

lol all I know about twilight is what I've seen in the movies and that last movie was both horrible and repugnant

9/11/2012 11:59:05 AM

peter, you so funny

9/11/2012 12:03:42 PM

Man i don't play aenough guitar these dayz


The weather is basically perfect today. Is there a place on the planet where its like this every day?

I'm Krallum and I approved this message.

9/11/2012 12:52:15 PM

I wish the spam bots would somehow realize they aren't going to get their replica handbag or cheap Cialis comments through on our site and stop posting them.

9/11/2012 1:10:52 PM

Fortune Cookie: "It's not the having, it's the getting."

lol, not what I was expecting

9/11/2012 1:28:17 PM

IN BED

9/11/2012 1:29:26 PM

9/11/2012 1:30:58 PM

i got caught throwing a bucket of water out the window (leaking AC, clogged drainline) when it hit the awning below and made lots of noise. this culture is still transitioning from throwing piss and shit out the window so it must be taboo or something. It was just fucking water, damn!

makes me lolz because these motherfuckers smoke in you face and spit everywhere and wedge onto the subway without waiting for people to get off first.

can't stop thinking about it because i don't want my neighbors to dislike meh. it was just damn water!! all those times i poured bottles of urine out I never get caught.

9/11/2012 1:36:36 PM

kralum i heard san diego is like tht

9/11/2012 1:38:37 PM

AEA, inbox

9/11/2012 1:54:22 PM

nope! not til I get an answer darnitall!

9/11/2012 1:55:39 PM

ElliptiGO World Championships

wow, they really think of everything, don't they?

9/11/2012 1:57:57 PM

aphids fuckin suck

the most confounding and effective reproductive strategy of all time.

9/11/2012 3:04:03 PM

I hate waiting to hear back from people.

9/11/2012 3:10:27 PM