grits ftw. not that microwave shit either

11/12/2008 2:20:53 AM

grits are terrible.
Cream of Wheat is where its at.

11/12/2008 2:21:35 AM

...

11/12/2008 2:28:54 AM

lonely and sober . . . i'll be up for a while.

11/12/2008 2:34:01 AM

11/12/2008 2:53:05 AM

11/12/2008 2:55:12 AM

11/12/2008 2:56:26 AM

11/12/2008 2:58:52 AM

my legs still hurt, ugh

11/12/2008 6:28:19 AM

My life is getting pretty boring. Work, church, home, work, class, home, work, home, and on and on.

11/12/2008 6:57:27 AM

ugh i need to get ready. but i have a headache and my neck hurts. i think i slept way wrong. ouchies

11/12/2008 7:07:50 AM

i'm gonna be in rawleigh soon rawleigh soon rawleigh soon
i'm gonna be in rawleigh soon la la la la laaa laaaaaaaa

11/12/2008 7:25:50 AM

ha. and when you get here you'll be ready to leave.

11/12/2008 7:28:56 AM

Ugh....I should really be in the shower right now for work at 9. I am not tired, just not motivated to go to this B.S. of a job I have right now.

11/12/2008 7:45:56 AM

shower time

11/12/2008 7:52:33 AM

time to eat breakfast and pay bills.

11/12/2008 7:58:52 AM

f'n woot

they announced a louis c.k. show at the opera house like 5 blocks from my house

[Edited on November 12, 2008 at 9:13 AM. Reason : snagged up 4th row tickets]

11/12/2008 9:13:28 AM

cold, tired, and uneasy after those stupid bad dreams i had last night

11/12/2008 9:19:17 AM

sweet.....peppermint hot chocolate

11/12/2008 9:50:00 AM

that just sounds nasty.

11/12/2008 9:51:20 AM

HMM, IT MAY BE GOOD.

LIKE A LIQUID ANDES MINT SON.

11/12/2008 9:51:40 AM

psh havent you ever put a candy cane in your hot chocolate

11/12/2008 9:52:47 AM

ACTUALLY, NO.

11/12/2008 9:53:31 AM

you have not lived

11/12/2008 9:57:29 AM

hmm..guess I haven't lived then.

11/12/2008 9:58:51 AM

nope guess not

but i didnt use a candy cane

[Edited on November 12, 2008 at 9:59 AM. Reason : adsf]

11/12/2008 9:59:13 AM

HAVE YOU EVER PERFORMED A LOMCEVAK?

11/12/2008 10:02:32 AM

damnit. I think I sat my phone down somewhere and now I can't find it and it's on vibrate so calling it is pointless. lol And where the fuck is my package. Says delivered at 2:22 on monday and I'm sure it was small enough to fit in the box. grrrrrrrrrrr

[Edited on November 12, 2008 at 10:06 AM. Reason : ]

11/12/2008 10:03:40 AM

man my day has been ruined

11/12/2008 10:06:04 AM

^^ WHY CAN'T YOU HEAR IT WHEN IT'S ON VIBRATE? USUALLY IF IT'S SITTING ON AN OBJECT LIKE YOUR VAG THE VIBRATION IS INCREDIBLY LOUD SON.

^ DID YOU ALREADY RUN OUT OF CRACK ROCKS SON?

11/12/2008 10:06:25 AM

yea why cant you call a phone when its on vibrate?

11/12/2008 10:22:25 AM

the vibrate on my new phone is inaudible

unfortunately it's also pretty much unfeelable too

11/12/2008 10:26:17 AM

cause I don't have a vag so it's definitely not in there and there's no telling what I did with it so it isn't likely that I'll hear it buzzing. I'm sure it'll show up eventually though.

^ ha. mine will vibrate off the table.

[Edited on November 12, 2008 at 10:27 AM. Reason : ]

11/12/2008 10:26:40 AM

Quote :

"I don't have a vag so it's definitely not in there"

NOW AGAIN I ASK YOU GOD DAMNED STUPID ASS METROS; HAVE YOU EVER PERFORMED A LOMCEVAK?

11/12/2008 10:28:50 AM

NOW AGAIN I ASK YOU GOD DAMNED STUPID ASS METROS; HAVE YOU EVER PERFORMED A LOVEMECAK?

11/12/2008 10:30:25 AM

NO SIR, I HAVEN'T, BUT THAT IS SOME PRETTY AWESOME SHIT SON

DEFINITELY NOT FOR THE METRO OF HEART SON

11/12/2008 10:31:26 AM

Quote :

"Suspect left his dog at campus carjacking scene Posted: 42 minutes ago JOHNSON CITY, Tenn. — Police at East Tennessee State University are looking for a suspect who they identified because he left his dog at the scene of a campus carjacking. University public safety Chief Jack Cotrel said Wednesday morning that 37-year-old David Lee Forney of Johnson City was still on the run and was last reported seen in the Mars Hill area of western North Carolina. Cotrel told the Johnson City Press a man approached a female student in a parking lot Monday afternoon, carrying his dog, showed her he had a gun and took her car. The carjacker left his dog behind and Cotrel said a tag she wore identified her as "Roxy Forney" and included a telephone number. Police said the number was that of Forney's father. The chief described the animal as "a very nice little dog" who was "very cooperative" in the investigation."

pwnt

11/12/2008 10:37:57 AM

there are lots of people with my bday apparently

11/12/2008 10:41:37 AM

Quote :

"there are lots of people with my bday apparently"

YES, THERE ARE LOTS OF PEOPLE WITH YOUR BDAY MISS MOTH.....



WAIT.....

WHAT?

11/12/2008 10:44:26 AM

UNDER THE SEA

11/12/2008 10:45:55 AM

darling it's better down where it's wetter?



OMG INUENDO

11/12/2008 10:49:39 AM

TAKE IT FROM ME o/~

Such a boring day and it's not even noon yet.

11/12/2008 10:53:37 AM

fuck the little mermaid

11/12/2008 10:54:23 AM

Where does she hide her vagina?

[Edited on November 12, 2008 at 10:56 AM. Reason : http://penny-arcade.com/images/2006/20060928.jpg]

11/12/2008 10:55:07 AM

damn the air must be dry, bloody nose....

i'm hungry

11/12/2008 10:55:31 AM

lol

11/12/2008 10:55:43 AM

Quote :

"Where does she hide her vagina?"

BETWEEN HER PUSSY LIPS SON.

11/12/2008 10:56:44 AM

coldddddddddd

11/12/2008 11:00:21 AM

my hands are really cold

11/12/2008 11:05:21 AM

cause you're both cold blooded

[Edited on November 12, 2008 at 11:11 AM. Reason : damnit. not again. 2957]

11/12/2008 11:10:11 AM