Quote :

"pm me and we can set something up"

it's a tarp!

9/19/2012 3:35:05 PM

I wonder if saying that you are on TWW is a way to get out of jury duty

9/19/2012 3:35:12 PM

ugh give me patience

9/19/2012 3:43:20 PM

Taking a shit.

9/19/2012 3:44:09 PM

9/19/2012 4:03:27 PM

love this so hard

9/19/2012 4:16:25 PM

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" you can have a cat too while you're at it "

Which cat???

9/19/2012 4:27:10 PM

I get Gus, but only if he gets shaved first. Cat sheds like a mutha'

[Edited on September 19, 2012 at 4:28 PM. Reason : if]

9/19/2012 4:27:57 PM

Fuck that, I totally called dibs on Gus like 10 years ago.

9/19/2012 4:29:20 PM

Haha, Biofreak turned down pussy.

9/19/2012 4:30:51 PM

This week just went from :/ to

Sweet.

9/19/2012 4:30:58 PM

That fatass ain't going nowhere. The other fat black cat is up for adoption.

9/19/2012 4:31:41 PM

Oh. Yeah............I think I'm allergic.

9/19/2012 4:32:26 PM

Gus loves me more Meg. Its not my fault.

You can have Scrabble.

9/19/2012 4:32:33 PM

that horse has no clue just how lucky it is

9/19/2012 4:32:42 PM

these motherfuckers fucked up the funny by posting about a damn cat

9/19/2012 4:34:03 PM

make no mistake...it still brought teh funnay

9/19/2012 4:35:41 PM

^^U Jelly?

9/19/2012 4:37:39 PM

i don't like cats so there

9/19/2012 4:37:59 PM

I don't either. Actually, one might even say I hate them. Gus is not a cat, but a dog in cat clothing.

9/19/2012 4:41:02 PM

Dogs don't just randomly scratch the shit out of you for no reason.


Gus does this

9/19/2012 4:42:30 PM

They are love scratches though


I've been trying to get my cats accustomed to the sound of a baby crying. Our OBGYN recommened videos of babies crying so that the cats will be used to the sound when our baby arrives.

First cry test was last night. DID. NOT. GO. WELL. 5 seconds into this video of a baby wailing its cute head off, one cat turns around to the other cat and smacks the shit out of her face.

9/19/2012 4:45:58 PM

It is a little strange to me how like 32 people have called dibs on my cat if I ever need to get rid of him. Which I won't, so don't hold your breath.

9/19/2012 4:46:46 PM

hahahaha

EVERYBODY.WANTS.CATS.

9/19/2012 4:56:03 PM

Gus has never scratched me, But Gus does come when I call and sits in my lap

^^ damn!

[Edited on September 19, 2012 at 4:57 PM. Reason : ]

9/19/2012 4:56:49 PM

Yeah, Meg, sorry but you are like 12th on the list.

9/19/2012 4:59:05 PM

^^Haha Meg, jokes on you. Gus does that with everybody. He is a whore.

9/19/2012 5:02:58 PM

Sorry, I am way cooler than you. No contest. Keep trying to convince yourself.

[Edited on September 19, 2012 at 5:04 PM. Reason : ]

9/19/2012 5:04:41 PM

9/19/2012 5:14:11 PM

Quote :

"I wonder if saying that you are on TWW is a way to get out of jury duty"

damn...why didn't I think of that? And still not done. Shit should've been over yesterday.

9/19/2012 6:06:24 PM

meh, I'm too old to get mad at this

[Edited on September 19, 2012 at 9:08 PM. Reason : .]

9/19/2012 9:05:58 PM

9/19/2012 9:23:42 PM

The forms in this crossfit competition make my back hurt

[Edited on September 19, 2012 at 9:48 PM. Reason : and at these announcers]

9/19/2012 9:46:55 PM

lindsay lohan is only 26? She look like she is 10 years older

9/19/2012 9:47:59 PM

i would pay for Jen n00ds

9/19/2012 9:50:33 PM

^ why pay? I've got a copy right here!

9/19/2012 9:53:29 PM

I needed this night so bad.

9/19/2012 10:12:34 PM

9/19/2012 10:31:29 PM

not sleeping tonight

9/20/2012 1:19:26 AM

I'm pretty drunk but i ate something tonight that was awesome. I think it involved onions

I'm Krallum and I approved this message.

9/20/2012 2:18:55 AM

Working nights absolutley blows when there's nothing going on.

9/20/2012 2:29:07 AM

father in law is in ICU. he's had a massive heart attack.

9/20/2012 4:59:08 AM

I hope everything works out

9/20/2012 5:19:19 AM

woke up way too early with way too much on my mind...

9/20/2012 6:10:46 AM

tooooo early

I did not sleep well, and I think I'm getting sick

9/20/2012 7:19:18 AM

bein' a grammar nazi....

Quote :

"his self"

9/20/2012 9:24:39 AM

i had a dream about Skwinkle and Fareako

so weird

9/20/2012 9:37:16 AM

I had one of those before

[Edited on September 20, 2012 at 9:38 AM. Reason : ]

9/20/2012 9:37:48 AM

I'm thinking about bottombaby's family


and also thinking that tomorrow I only have to work for 4 hours, and I can't wait for this pathetic excuse for a weekend I have coming up, where about half the time is planned out for me between dogsitting for 2 different families and wedding stuff, but at least it is only half the time this weekend.

[Edited on September 20, 2012 at 10:08 AM. Reason : .]

9/20/2012 9:43:33 AM

wat

9/20/2012 9:50:24 AM