^^i don't have one

11/14/2008 10:05:32 PM

MMDCCCCLXVII?

[Edited on November 14, 2008 at 10:05 PM. Reason : ^thats cause you're a prude and too picky]

11/14/2008 10:05:38 PM

.06

11/14/2008 10:05:54 PM

^^well you've got me pegged

11/14/2008 10:06:44 PM

lol...ok i was j/k about the prude thing...but you are too picky

11/14/2008 10:07:13 PM

Raleigh tomorrow

11/14/2008 10:07:22 PM

seeing my thirtysomething "not really an ex since dating didn't pan out" tomorrow

11/14/2008 10:08:39 PM

to hell with it all

got nothing to lose so i'm burning it down

11/14/2008 10:13:39 PM

you should come on the ski retreat


the social club will not be in attendance

11/14/2008 10:15:54 PM

I'm sick of running into exes in odd and awkward situations

11/14/2008 10:17:24 PM

GO SUN DEVILS!

11/14/2008 10:18:39 PM

^^^ the social club? oh wait...do you mean the bitchy ones

11/14/2008 10:19:22 PM

you got it!


not a single one of them are signed up to go

11/14/2008 10:20:08 PM

wtf uk

11/14/2008 10:20:34 PM

I shouldn't be running into random exes in Manhattan - there are more than 8m people in NYC

11/14/2008 10:23:39 PM

is it just me or does the new acura TL grill look like a fucking guillotine

11/14/2008 10:52:07 PM

your grill looks like a fucking guillotine

11/14/2008 10:53:26 PM

11/14/2008 11:08:36 PM

TALKIN SHIT ABOUT A MANS GRILL?

OFF WITH HER HEAD

11/14/2008 11:09:22 PM

*rotflmao*

"How sexy do you think that is my cooter is like omnomnomnom????"

11/14/2008 11:09:33 PM

A GIRL

11/14/2008 11:09:41 PM

i am currently laughing.

11/14/2008 11:11:42 PM

^^^^is "head" code for "shirt"

[Edited on November 14, 2008 at 11:12 PM. Reason : a]

11/14/2008 11:11:53 PM

god dammit...i just took a shot...

11/14/2008 11:12:12 PM

tired

11/14/2008 11:13:02 PM

i was going to have a movie night at my place tonight so everyone could watch Boondock Saints because nobody has seen it in forever.

all of my friends bailed on me, except for this one girl. now i can't get in touch with her to see if she still wants to come over and watch the movie.

11/14/2008 11:21:22 PM

i want to have sex with that movie

11/14/2008 11:22:00 PM

boondock saints is fucking stupid.

11/14/2008 11:22:55 PM

lol damn negro

11/14/2008 11:23:26 PM

boondock saints is fucking awesome

11/14/2008 11:24:33 PM

^^^^^I'll watch it with you TJ....in spirit

[Edited on November 14, 2008 at 11:25 PM. Reason : ]

11/14/2008 11:24:59 PM

^^^^we are no longer friends


you are dead to me

[Edited on November 14, 2008 at 11:25 PM. Reason : asdfdshfdjsk RAW]

11/14/2008 11:25:19 PM

Hmmm..wish I had a ride to the game tomorrow.

11/14/2008 11:25:57 PM

rabblerabble.

11/14/2008 11:26:02 PM

thanks dan... i guess

my only real annoyance right now is that I was supposed to go pick this girl up, and now i can't even get a hold of her.

11/14/2008 11:30:15 PM

hmm


i dont like ice, or any water in my whiskey.. i like it neat.

but i like to drink ice water on the side as a back with it.


w/e

11/14/2008 11:30:51 PM

god...you're so weird

11/14/2008 11:31:22 PM

please slow down^

11/14/2008 11:32:10 PM

that's what she said

11/14/2008 11:33:36 PM

that is not what she said

11/14/2008 11:36:13 PM

well so much for all of that.

what the hell should i now do with the rest of my night?

11/14/2008 11:39:11 PM

bring me a 2 liter of coke or pepsi please

11/14/2008 11:41:33 PM

coke is much better imo.

11/14/2008 11:46:13 PM

appreciate it...i'll pay you back when you get here

11/14/2008 11:48:41 PM

oh wait, am i supposed to bring it?

i too have been drinking and will not be driving.

11/14/2008 11:50:58 PM

oh snap...just remembered the belgium tennis broad that lived here before me left like 3 vanilla diet cokes in the cupboard and i never drank them

11/14/2008 11:51:56 PM

lolcaine

11/14/2008 11:51:57 PM

^^ ewwwww

11/14/2008 11:55:13 PM

yeah...the shit is at least 6 months old and the one i had when i first moved in was gross

11/14/2008 11:55:46 PM

Tww is going to shits once again.

11/14/2008 11:56:19 PM