stay safe.

10/9/2012 5:47:53 PM

^ if you scroll to infinity, I have teh boobies you have been asking for

10/9/2012 6:32:38 PM

deal! send em!

10/9/2012 6:40:47 PM

scroll allllll the way over to -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------infinity

10/9/2012 6:42:41 PM

nice improvement on my time

10/9/2012 7:15:02 PM

Ugh I have no motivation to run

10/9/2012 7:15:29 PM

^

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10/9/2012 7:16:28 PM

o hay look, another law-breaking Rethug operative: http://www.azcentral.com/video/#/News/Marshals+reveal+identity+of+%27Bobby+Thompson%27+as+lawyer/40280768001/35150280001/1889242788001

10/9/2012 8:11:52 PM

So it turns out I fail because I'm awesome and I succeed because I'm awesome. Weird how that works out

10/9/2012 8:21:30 PM

i cannot

CANNOT

hear this song without choking up a little bit

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGDA0Hecw1k

FUCK THIS SONG

10/9/2012 9:12:02 PM

Sleepy Elise is sleepy.

10/9/2012 9:28:58 PM

The visa commercial of little girl interviewing ray lewis is adorbs

[Edited on October 9, 2012 at 9:49 PM. Reason : ]

10/9/2012 9:48:10 PM

in a zone

look the hell out

10/9/2012 10:05:06 PM

let's hurry up and get this to the next page so we don't have to keep scrolling

10/9/2012 10:24:43 PM

Im always up for moving a page along

10/9/2012 10:26:08 PM

http://www.killsometime.com/videos/8359/Extremely-Honest-First-Date

10/9/2012 10:56:57 PM

Stop making me cry, Parenthood. Gah!

10/9/2012 11:02:52 PM

Holy shit. I beasted that exam. And by beasted I mean I didn't get completely annihilated. four problems, four hours, and I got a solid solution for each one. I probably made at least a 50-60 on it, which is like a B+ to A- after the curve

Every time I think that there's no way I can pass an exam I pull a miracle out of my ass.

Sweet.

10/9/2012 11:04:20 PM

^the best feeling ever

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10/9/2012 11:05:32 PM

hahaha damnit Eaton.

And, come on sleeping pill, kick in.

10/9/2012 11:08:41 PM

why take sleeping pills when you could just get a good bang sesh in

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10/9/2012 11:09:26 PM

welcome to nuclear engineering, pair-o-balls

10/9/2012 11:10:09 PM

You are correct Karl, but no one on my contacts list is worth the 15 min right now.

10/9/2012 11:11:34 PM

Sad story

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10/9/2012 11:12:18 PM

*ahem* i can help

10/9/2012 11:13:04 PM

I know.

I used to be a whore, just trying to change all that, y'know.

10/9/2012 11:13:11 PM

why stop now?

10/9/2012 11:14:18 PM

I don't know

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10/9/2012 11:15:35 PM

hmmm I would have to see how clean you apartment is

[Edited on October 9, 2012 at 11:16 PM. Reason : ...I hope someone got that reference lol]

10/9/2012 11:16:11 PM

i was about to post the same kind of a thing.
and i don't have an apartment. i have a house

10/9/2012 11:17:14 PM

Can I poop in your bathroom?

Im on that high protein diet...y'know

10/9/2012 11:18:50 PM

Yeah i have a house

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[Edited on October 9, 2012 at 11:21 PM. Reason : you can poop anywhere you want]

10/9/2012 11:19:22 PM

sure, i got dat 190% guest bathroom. just clean up after yourself. why you turnin over a new leaf?

10/9/2012 11:20:33 PM

because I found BlackJesus

10/9/2012 11:22:31 PM

getting ready for his righteous staff? what's the real reason, boo

10/9/2012 11:23:08 PM

holy crap! someone bought the ridiculously expensive kitchenaid food processor off our registry!

10/9/2012 11:23:20 PM

You're welcome

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10/9/2012 11:23:52 PM

nah. they just scanned it and said they bought it, cause they wanna fuck with you. they really got you a $20 gift card to Barnes and Noble

10/9/2012 11:24:49 PM

Back to work again tomorrow the days off just seem to fly by...at least it's only for two days.

10/9/2012 11:25:57 PM

I want to have a fake wedding so I can get free stuff I've always wanted.

Including the kitchenaide mixer.

10/9/2012 11:26:45 PM

Go to sleep

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10/9/2012 11:28:39 PM

tell you what... fuck me for a month, and the food processor is yours

10/9/2012 11:29:12 PM

right!

10/9/2012 11:29:13 PM

I need a food processor to make jerk sauce. Which one should i get?

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10/9/2012 11:31:47 PM

^^^win

10/9/2012 11:38:14 PM

the best way to get over someone is to get under someone else...

no luck finding that "someone else" though. ugh

10/10/2012 1:09:04 AM

Perhaps you are looking in the wrong places?

10/10/2012 1:14:06 AM

gonna be tired as shit today, was worth it IMO.

does anybody here think I will have my motorcycle by next Friday?

10/10/2012 1:15:53 AM

I say yes just because I am optimistic.

10/10/2012 1:18:36 AM

I'm either a bitch or my husband is the biggest softy ever when it comes to our sons cries.

10/10/2012 6:23:39 AM