alcohol

light

ego

overrated

NG

lunch!

11/20/2008 12:21:27 PM

lol at old pictures

11/20/2008 12:51:43 PM

this girl I know is job hunting

she's rabidly pro-life, pro-mccain, pro-palin...she's one of those religious fucknuts.

NARAL is hiring.

11/20/2008 1:27:47 PM

Christmas gift ideas

11/20/2008 1:39:52 PM

Dammit, we are out of salt and I really need some salt. Stupid bland pasta sauce.

11/20/2008 1:40:18 PM

I really can't stand her.

11/20/2008 1:49:16 PM

r'uh-oh!!

11/20/2008 1:51:59 PM

Chicken sangwich from the BK Lounge FTL

11/20/2008 1:56:26 PM

try me now, bitches.

In the process of kicking you out, you will find my foot in your ass, sans lube.

11/20/2008 2:07:57 PM

A GIRL

11/20/2008 2:09:29 PM

someone buy my hamsters!!!

11/20/2008 2:13:49 PM

Two hillbillies walk into a bar. While having a shot of whiskey, they talk about their moonshine operation.Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to
cough. And, after a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress.

One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, 'Kin ya swallar?'

The woman shakes her head no.

Then he asks, 'Kin ya breathe?'

The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.

The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her
drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to the bar.

His partner says, 'Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I ain't niver seed nobody do it!'



It was kinda funny

11/20/2008 2:14:34 PM

haircut and ugh i get nervous. and he was in my dreams.

11/20/2008 2:18:46 PM

ooooohhhhh

golden girl and he

sittin in a tree

k i s s i n geee


← fucktard

11/20/2008 2:25:43 PM

i.e., 'fuck no, I'm not gonna do the shit I'm supposed to, and fuck you for expecting me to'

11/20/2008 2:39:00 PM

going to place the order for my bridesmaids' dresses!!!

hooray!!

11/20/2008 2:46:39 PM

i really need to stop

11/20/2008 3:28:31 PM

maybe i'm just easily irritated today

11/20/2008 3:31:59 PM

*hugs*

11/20/2008 3:51:11 PM

more *hugs*

11/20/2008 3:51:54 PM

Jennifer Garner

11/20/2008 3:55:26 PM

Quote :

"this girl I know is job hunting she's rabidly pro-life, pro-mccain, pro-palin...she's one of those religious fucknuts. NARAL is hiring. "

11/20/2008 3:57:48 PM

hahah hamster on a piano

11/20/2008 4:00:34 PM

:/

11/20/2008 4:04:30 PM

Quote :

"*hugs*"

Quote :

"more *hugs*"

thanks

11/20/2008 4:07:27 PM

:hands allie a beer:

11/20/2008 4:08:22 PM

thanks, i could use one for sure

11/20/2008 4:10:01 PM

why can't I get my stupid blower to start????
is there a conspiracy by blowers to not start for girls??

or am I just not strong enough

11/20/2008 4:10:13 PM

<- original

↑ Cheat

[Edited on November 20, 2008 at 4:11 PM. Reason : .]

11/20/2008 4:10:25 PM

hey allie, lets get drunk on wine tonight and make bad decisions

11/20/2008 4:10:55 PM

you gotta blow harder

11/20/2008 4:11:28 PM

sounds like a good plan to me

11/20/2008 4:12:31 PM

DAMNIT THE HUSBAND ALWAYS GETS THE GIRL!

11/20/2008 4:13:43 PM

Good lord these sentences are making my head hurt.

11/20/2008 4:15:06 PM

Stupid fucking payroll department. When someone hands in a reimbursement form...you pay them that amount...not take it out of their paycheck.

11/20/2008 4:17:57 PM

damn. so you got double charged. I'd be pissed

11/20/2008 4:20:17 PM

I am. And they tried to pull..."we'll put it on your next paycheck." Fuck that, I want it by end of day tomorrow. Don't fuck with my money.

11/20/2008 4:21:55 PM

I'm getting tired of people trying to hassle me with my prices. I'm about to just say fuck it and yell at the next douche bag of a client. It's not worth my time dealing with dumbasses at four different jobs.

11/20/2008 4:23:26 PM

Quote :

"hey allie, lets get drunk on wine tonight and make bad decisions"

reminds me of our NKOTB concert mantra

"I reak of pop star sweat, hangover and bad decisions..."

11/20/2008 4:26:48 PM

I just found a pretty easter egg.

11/20/2008 4:44:10 PM

its a bit shorter than i wanted. freaking out a little bit. I miss my long hair.

11/20/2008 4:49:06 PM

long hair is baller

I'm Big Business and i approved this message.

11/20/2008 4:55:21 PM

want to go homeeeeeeeeeee

11/20/2008 4:57:57 PM

Vix & food.

11/20/2008 5:00:21 PM

My boo.

11/20/2008 5:25:03 PM

this thing needs to hurry up

11/20/2008 5:25:21 PM

Damn, Petland, you've severely disappointed me.

11/20/2008 5:31:03 PM

i can't find the power cable for my drill batter recharger

11/20/2008 5:39:19 PM

why does is feel like i'm continually being punched in the gut

11/20/2008 6:27:18 PM

2989

11/20/2008 6:28:21 PM