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Confess to me!

12/7/2012 1:40:01 PM

It is pretty good though.

12/7/2012 1:40:32 PM

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"I'm still hung up on my ex. She's saying she wants to get back together. The girl I'm with now told me she loves me. I said "thanks". Now I feel like a jerk that I'm going to have to dump her. Even without the ex issue, I still don't see myself being with this girl long term."

12/7/2012 1:44:03 PM

DON'T GO BACK TO THE EX...SHE'S AN EX FOR A REASON!

12/7/2012 2:37:53 PM

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"So, it turns out that my girlfriend has been installing third party cocks in her mouth"

Did anyone else initially read this as "third party cookies"?

I'm thinking to myself, oh those women and IT issues...

12/8/2012 10:15:20 AM

Confess to me

12/10/2012 1:24:03 PM

i'm listening

12/14/2012 12:45:54 AM

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" so i was at the library yesterday, and this woman there is in the scifi section and it turns out we are looking for the same book, we get to talking and she likes a lot of the same shows and books i do. i added her on facebook and we have been texting at work today just about random stuff we are both married and suddenly im thinking, OH SHIT!! IS THIS HOW "IT" BEGINS? |"

uh oh. depends...if you're afraid to tell your wife about your new pal, this may be how IT begins.

12/14/2012 10:13:23 AM

I'll take some confessions

12/14/2012 10:21:14 AM

If I found out my SO was doing that I'd kick him in the balls.

12/14/2012 10:25:45 AM

my husband has a 'work wife' lady friend that he texts outside of work and gets beers with on occasion. i don't mind because he tells me about it. if it went on behind my back, I'd assume it was not innocent and be pretty fucking enraged by it. (it also doesn't hurt that I've met her and her GF. ) but full disclosure with your spouse is the way to go if you're afraid this may be how IT starts...because secrets are where i think infidelity starts.

12/14/2012 8:44:05 PM

^so true, even though I can still be jealous in situations like you described, bb. I will not be insecure one day although I do think insecure people are the ones who cheat (that is another discussion).

12/14/2012 8:48:07 PM

To be fair...she is a lesbian as well bb.

12/14/2012 8:50:28 PM

lol. i said it doesn't hurt I've met her gf.

12/14/2012 8:56:49 PM

I didn't read that part :p


Anyways...send me your confessions people! I'm ready to feel better about myself.

12/14/2012 9:06:29 PM

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"This elementary-school shooting does not trigger any sort of emotional response in me. I really couldn't care less. Intellectually I know it is terrible that all these people have died and all these families have lost loved ones and will grieve for the rest of their lives; but emotionally it doesn't touch me. I can even make little jokes to myself about it Johnny: Teacher, can I go to the bathroom? Teacher: Sure, Johnny! (Johnny walks into hall...BANG! BANG! BANG!) and lol at them. And I'm not bragging about this at all, or trying to act cool or superior. Quite the reverse: I really wonder what's wrong with me. I see all these people on TWW and Facebook talking about how angry and sad and horrified they are, and I perceive that those are the logical ways to feel; but it just doesn't happen for me. At all. Incidentally, I seem to be incapable of love and none of my relationships last longer than two months. And I really only have two friends in the world, and none of them live in my state. I'm just missing an emotional fuse somewhere. I am posting this as an anonymous confession not because I am ashamed of my lack of feeling (I can't help it, and I'm actually a very moral person as far as actions go) but because attaching a name to this post, in any thread but the present one, would amount to trolling. But in this context it's just a snippet of a random human soul, for better or worse."

12/15/2012 12:04:54 AM

In response to the previous

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"I can agree with the unemotional. Maybe not quite a callous, but with a similar lack of emotion. I realized a long time ago that the majority of my emotions lead to anger so I've tried to distant myself from emotions that make most people can freely express. I've been a much happier person because of this, but no where near as sensitive to emotional events as maybe the average person. Thankfully I married a wonderful woman that is the complete opposite of me. When the SPCA commercials with Sarah Mclachlan singing she tears up every time. So much so we have to change whatever channel it's on. So we balance each other out pretty well. She's helped me deal with more emotions and I've helped her not to tear up so much at sad puppy commercials..lol I don't know if the confessor has done the same thing and learned knowingly or unknowingly to distance themselves from their emotions. It may be something they want to think about instead of wondering if something is inherently wrong with them. "

12/15/2012 6:58:09 AM

In response to ^^,^ I bring you:

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"Those two confessors should talk to a therapist. I don't say that to be mean just as someone who is concerned. You don't have to feel overly emotional about this event but you should be able to feel and be capable of empathy and love. I want to stress, it's not a bad thing that you don't but talking to a therapist can help you figure out what's going on. And I have a feeling that you want to figure out what's going on since you did confess this. "

12/15/2012 9:18:36 AM

Bump

12/15/2012 7:41:26 PM

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"F that, there's nothing wrong with that person. I'm the same way. I can fake empathy so as to appear less callous when in public, but these events don't even phase me anymore. When I was young, I remember being horrified at Columbine. But these things happen with such overwhelming regularity now, that it would be physically exhausting to weep for humanity every time one of these massacres occur. The person who wrote that confession is probably like me, in that they probably have very low expectations of humanity. That just comes with learning about the world. To have knowledge is to know evil, and that leads people to be cynical about the world around them. I also like to think that I have a strong moral compass, and I'm actually quite outspoken politically about my desire to strip away centralized cores of power, as I view centralized power as a vessel for corruption and abuse. And, when taken on the aggregate, these character traits make it hard to have a emotional connection with someone, because you instantly begin to see the selfish and self serving qualities of your partner. I can't fake empathy or emotions long enough to make any relationship last long enough to be meaningful. So I usually just end up growing bored with someone after a while, or I don't respond "appropriately" to their concerns, which I often view as petty or insignificant, despite those issues being of grave concern to the other person. So, I usually just end up at the bar, looking for a floozy or bus station skank to exchange STD's with."

12/15/2012 8:47:09 PM

was expecting a "yo holmes, to bel air"

12/15/2012 8:49:49 PM

A response from the first confession to all those other response....

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"In response to me needing a therapist I disagree. I thank you for your concern, but yeah I’m all good. The reason I started to distance myself from my emotions in general was because of just general overall anger and how quickly it would bubble to the surface. I realized after a couple of instances if I didn’t I would either end up in jail or a hospital. The two main ones that stand out involve me yelling at a 10-12 year old kid who cut in front of me in line. I was in line with some friends to race go-carts. Him and his buddy cut in front of me breaking up our group and causing some of us to wait for the next round. I said something to him and he replied with a 10-12 year old smart ass comment. I threatened to drag that kid out and run him over in front of his friends. Not the yelling at him kind threat, the quiet I promise you this will happen kind of threat. My friend actually pulled me to the side and made me wait till the kid was done and had left before we got in line again. The other time was right after 9/11, maybe that November; I was sitting a bar of a local restaurant with a buddy of mine when a party of teenagers came in. After a bit the waitress came over and was telling the bartender and us that the kids were joking about 9/11. I completely bypassed normal anger and went for needing them to hurt. I walked up there with my friend and we proceeded to make half the teenagers cry and the other half pale. We came up with horrible things to say to them, none of it true and all of it designed to hurt them for some perceived injustice. Come to find out their teacher had assigned them to write a story, poem or something else to express how they felt about 9/11. After that I realized there should be no reason for me to get that angry over something that normal people might only get upset over. So I started to dull my anger emotions a bit. It turns out there if you dull what makes you angry that includes sadness, passion, and other emotions too. I’m not saying I’m training to live in a monastery with Buddhist monks, but I am a much happier person. I quit dating girls based on my hearts whim. I’m not threatening to run over little kids in go-carts anymore. I found someone I love and I married her. I can also wait in line at a DMV and not stress out. I started making better choices because I started thinking more instead of reacting all the time. The downside is that I see bad things that happen and I feel bad, but not enough to post on Facebook about it or tear up at a funeral over it. So that’s why I don’t think I need a therapist. That’s why I sent CG a response is because maybe the person he posted didn’t have something wrong they were born with. Maybe it was a learned behavior, maybe it was an unconscious choice for him where for me it was one I made. also "

And then this last thing.

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" "yo holmes, to bel air""

12/16/2012 12:29:56 AM

I just had a FEELS moment reading that last confession.

12/16/2012 6:01:00 AM

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"why does bottombaby even try? ugghhh "

12/16/2012 8:20:15 PM

This is the kind of stuff I like.

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"One of my colleagues wants to buy my vicodin. And I'd love to sell it to him, but don't know if it's worth the risk. Especially since he has 5 small kids and wants to use it recreationally. Also, I want to offer him some pot brownies as well. But again, worth the risk? What to do?"

If you don't offer them to him...I'd like to get ahold of some brownies.

12/16/2012 9:09:02 PM

2^ what does that even mean?

12/16/2012 9:13:07 PM

assuming it has to do with her post in the beautiful face thread

12/16/2012 9:17:06 PM

Someone is just hating because I posted in the LSYBF thread. I'm guessing that imperfect people shouldn't even try.

I fucking love myself, so they can just suck it.

12/16/2012 9:18:10 PM

I want to read anonymous confessions, not anonymous insults! Tell me who you fucked in the bathroom at the bar last night or how you got so drunk you made out with Great Aunt Becky at the family reunion.

12/16/2012 9:19:52 PM

12/16/2012 9:20:00 PM

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"I was the designated driver last night. Since I was sober, I couldn't even get excited about the drunk guy who followed me around half the night hitting on me."

Now, I didn't mean I wanted you to confess to me. Please, confess to other folks. Reading my PMs and then copying and pasting them is way too much work and too big of a commitment for me.

12/16/2012 9:27:40 PM

dirtiest confess tonight wins a $10 gift card to chili's / olive garden

12/16/2012 9:31:33 PM

#1

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"I'm completely naked right now. "

12/16/2012 9:38:51 PM

hit me up with dem confessions

12/16/2012 9:48:19 PM

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"Still naked...still winning your contest."

12/16/2012 10:13:20 PM

that guy really wants that $10 gift card...

12/16/2012 10:17:53 PM

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"Cleaning out my computer, found some nudes that a girl had given me and later told me to delete.....haven't decided yet. "

12/16/2012 10:21:18 PM

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"If I ever got a real girlfriend, I'd leave tww until I decided she was boring, and dumped her sorry ass."

12/16/2012 10:34:44 PM

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"I'm not bothered by being well into my 30s and still single, but I'm a little bit concerned that I'm well into my 30s and have never really had a legitimate girlfriend. "

I'm telling you people I am too lazy and will get bored or distracted and forget to post these things! I just want to read dirty scandalous confessions!

12/16/2012 11:15:10 PM

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"I boned this chick a few weeks ago who gets off on getting manhandled. Leaving handprints on her ass and choking just doesn't always do it for her. I have actually put my foot on her head while doing her from behind before, haha. Last time, she was giving me head, and running my hand through her hair kind of turned into my grabbing a handful of hair and bouncing her face up and down (but she can deepthroat like a champ, so it's not quite as bad as it sounds)."

So apparently you should tell people how much you don't want to receive confessions and they will confess.

addition

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"one time, she actually asked me to hold my pistol to her head while doing her, as some sort of rape fantasy. I declined. Goddamn crazy chicks are everywhere."

[Edited on December 16, 2012 at 11:28 PM. Reason : ]

12/16/2012 11:26:50 PM

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"I went out with this Ph.D candidate in a scientific discipline a couple of months ago. She was divorced with 4 kids. You'd think she wouldn't be wild. Wrong. While we were driving in my car, she climbed between the front seats and into the trunk, and wanted me to pull over and do her in the trunk of the car. I was like, there's no way, there's not enough room back there. She kept on and on about it, though, so I pulled over into a construction site and bent her over the tracks of a bulldozer. A few weeks later, I nailed her in the ocean one night."

12/16/2012 11:35:15 PM

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"My wife came by to visit me at work recently and we ended up fooling around. I work in a tiny rectangle shaped office with wall cubicles along both long walls. There’s two on my side and four cubicles along the wall behind me. There’s no one around since this was during an off shift so we were the only ones in the office and my wife was using the guy’s chair behind me. So we’re talking and one thing leads to another and pretty soon she’s bent over and holding the guy’s desk while I’m having my way with her. It’s great, the whole fucking where you work at excitement is fun. So after a bit I let her know I’m going to cum, I pull out, she turns around and gets on her knees so I can finish in her mouth. I didn’t make it to her mouth. I did however make it to her chin, cheek, hair, and the guy’s desk behind her. We both started cracking up and I had to do a mini walk of shame to environmental to get some rags for her and cleaning solution for the desk. The clean-up was worth the experience."

This is classic gold.

12/17/2012 1:00:01 AM

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"I haven't decided whether or not to make a thread out of this, but I think I'm dating a stripper. "

[Edited on December 17, 2012 at 9:50 AM. Reason : .]

12/17/2012 9:50:39 AM

^^way to go guy!

12/17/2012 10:04:35 AM

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"I went out with this Ph.D candidate in a scientific discipline a couple of months ago. She was divorced with 4 kids. You'd think she wouldn't be wild. Wrong."

uh... what? that's exactly what I would think from that.

12/17/2012 10:23:39 AM

just wanted to point out i am down to receive confessions

i'd give you reasons you can trust me to not out you, but that would involve outing other people on here, which i'm not willing to do

12/20/2012 12:17:38 AM

It's been a while since I got a confession. I know somebody has done something naughty

12/23/2012 11:23:45 AM

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"For christmas, my mom (who I don't talk to) messaged me on facebook implying that my sister had died and then called me a horrible son/brother. My sister was fine but it took two days to get in touch with her. I hate christmas."

12/23/2012 4:17:48 PM

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"just wanted to point out i am down to receive confessions"

12/23/2012 4:22:42 PM

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"Not so much of a confession as a "troubled thought"...but it could spark some decent discussion. Anyways... I consistently worry about the possibility of me committing adultery in the future. I'm on the fast track for marriage and I'm completely in love with my significant other. We've been together for a while and I haven't come close to cheating on her. I've done some harmless flirting...but that's about it. My worry comes from the fact that I consistently have vagina in my face. No, I'm not an ob-gyn...but I live in a city that is swarming with beautiful women. I've had tons of great luck in this city (pre-current relationship, of course) and the opportunities do not seem to be waning as I get older. I love women, I love sex, I love (loved?) having sex with different women. Can I withstand it for the rest of my life? Obviously, the main reason I haven't cheated so far is because I love my significant other, I do not want to ruin our relationship, and I wouldn't want to hurt her. Barring us falling out of love (which I hope never happens), I worry that I'll get to a point where I think I can get away with it and not feel guilty enough about it where it will kill me on the inside. It almost makes me want to move to a small town where I don't have to worry about too many other women. Sure, there are a few hotties in every town...but bigger cities offer more temptations. I think that the less beautiful women I see on a daily basis...the less I think about it. I really do my best to not put myself in precarious situations (which I think is 90% of the journey to cheating). So hopefully I can keep this up and my desire to sleep with other women will also go down with old age. Its just a little frustrating to be tempted on such a consistent basis. That's all..."

12/23/2012 5:36:09 PM