I lost my debit card, I'm hungry, and I have no cash on me. Fuck

11/23/2008 5:29:01 PM

11/23/2008 5:29:54 PM

That card has to be around here somewhere though...

11/23/2008 5:30:42 PM

11/23/2008 5:31:34 PM

omfg my skin is hating me right now. 1.5 days of cold weather + heavy wind + sun + campfire + a scarf right on my neck/chin = really angry facial skin.

11/23/2008 5:32:04 PM

looks like someone wasn't in it for the babies

11/23/2008 5:32:20 PM

Quote :

"Married sex becomes less about gratification and more about being a weapon to control your desperate, sex starved husband."

If this ever describes me, I expect all of you to come slap me silly.

11/23/2008 5:33:51 PM

ya rly



at least make sure you get off if you're going to make the hubby miserable

11/23/2008 5:34:43 PM

I wish I had some soup in a bread bowl.

11/23/2008 5:37:10 PM

no responsibility -- best weekend ever

11/23/2008 5:44:41 PM

Monday tomm

11/23/2008 6:00:09 PM

Found my debit card. Cookout time!

11/23/2008 6:04:52 PM

why does my bra smell like chlorine

11/23/2008 6:30:26 PM

why are you smelling your bra?

11/23/2008 6:31:15 PM

i just ordered two pizza's... i'm gonna have lunch for the rest of the week taken care of

11/23/2008 6:31:38 PM

It sucks being the teacher who has to tell the smelly kid in class that he's the smelly kid in class.

Especially when his last name is Grossman and you have trouble keeping a straight face.

11/23/2008 6:32:03 PM

^^You said some pretty hilarious stuff to me last night

11/23/2008 6:33:19 PM

ready for chilli

and i think i'm going to have back problems for the rest of the week...grrr...that spot is already radiating

11/23/2008 6:33:42 PM

What's a good way to combine fellatio, LOL, and fail?

faiLOLtio?

11/23/2008 7:17:17 PM

the best part of thanksgiving break will be going fishing. the second best part will be getting a haircut.

11/23/2008 7:54:45 PM

I'm a big enough loser to stalk this thread to try to lead off the 30000th page

11/23/2008 7:55:29 PM

^you got a long wait

11/23/2008 7:56:27 PM

-27000

also laundry day is tomorrow

can't wait

11/23/2008 7:57:24 PM

if laundry is the only thing you have to make you , you're doing pretty damn good

11/23/2008 7:59:47 PM

Vix

11/23/2008 8:01:55 PM

PLEASE don't be sold!

11/23/2008 8:53:15 PM

i need to think of something large to print asap...something that i can print and be like man i'm glad i have a copy of this now

11/23/2008 9:03:24 PM

http://www.sockdreams.com


*drool*

11/23/2008 9:05:24 PM

wtf verizon, 5 voicemails and 3 of them kinda urgent for directions in bumfuck, georgia

11/23/2008 9:17:12 PM

whether or not grad school is worth it

11/23/2008 9:44:25 PM

shitty phone month; err, the shitty month for phones is nearing its conclusion

11/23/2008 9:44:40 PM

11/23/2008 9:45:00 PM

^ I'm f1337wud and I approve of that message

11/23/2008 9:46:26 PM

^^do want

11/23/2008 9:47:03 PM

pack, bath, paper

11/23/2008 9:48:30 PM

this just made me giggle haha
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzhu6xBAMZ8&feature=rec-HM-r2

11/23/2008 10:35:09 PM

My nasty boy roommates won't stop farting.

11/23/2008 10:40:32 PM

I really do think I'm still fighting off that cold.

For day three, I feel pretty good.

11/23/2008 10:42:10 PM

Evaporated milk + potatoes + butter + cooking process = Awesome.

11/23/2008 10:42:21 PM

Indy folk darling Feist!

who the hell is that?

11/23/2008 10:43:40 PM

11/23/2008 10:44:54 PM

"True Blood" is a decent HBO show.

11/23/2008 10:45:35 PM

This pick up artist guy is a fucking TOOL

11/23/2008 10:46:41 PM

duh

11/23/2008 10:47:44 PM

WANT

11/23/2008 10:47:56 PM

we have all hardwood floors throughout the house and the cat pukes on the small rug in the kitchen...

11/23/2008 10:49:53 PM

this same thing happens to me all the time




she always pukes on the RUG

[Edited on November 23, 2008 at 11:00 PM. Reason : .]

11/23/2008 11:00:18 PM

I think I'm going to bed soon.

11/23/2008 11:01:26 PM

set em up

11/23/2008 11:04:15 PM

I'm tired of not being a millionaire

[Edited on November 23, 2008 at 11:04 PM. Reason : x]

11/23/2008 11:04:17 PM