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I want to have a christmas/holidays party just so I can do this to the guest bathtub

10/26/2012 1:50:54 PM

finally verizon is helpful. new phone on monday

10/26/2012 2:21:01 PM

Did you have to resort to death threats to make that happen?

10/26/2012 2:25:26 PM

do cut threats count as death threats?

10/26/2012 3:00:06 PM

Depends who it is.

10/26/2012 3:26:21 PM

well I went in there all pissed as shit but the girl was actually really helpful and I was only there for like 10 minutes tops. so ........ maybe I'll go to the other stores that weren't helpful and cut them instead

10/26/2012 3:55:39 PM

Quote :

"why are you angry?"

because i have too many crazy people in my life

i'll have to explain it later

10/26/2012 4:00:30 PM

The name of this hurricane SUCKS

10/26/2012 4:27:08 PM

What would you propose?

10/26/2012 4:34:08 PM

ugh, food poisoning sucks. i haven't done anything useful all day

10/26/2012 4:35:45 PM

Anything other than the name of my enemy

10/26/2012 4:44:44 PM

Quote :

"it's too hard to do math right now"

update: I did in fact do all the math wrong and now everything is wrong so basically what I'm trying to say is

10/26/2012 5:19:24 PM

in on 2999

10/26/2012 5:25:09 PM

noooooooooooooooooooooooo


dammit

10/26/2012 5:25:48 PM

Mono?

10/26/2012 5:47:23 PM

apparently kellie has mono too

COINCIDENCE?????

10/26/2012 5:53:13 PM

people that are bad sports suck

10/26/2012 5:54:11 PM

^^^nope, at least not confirmed yet- I'm just upset that my fever is going back up and I'm starting to feel crappy again- I was hoping I was on the down hill and would be able to do something for the game tomorrow :-/

^^haha totally coincidental actually, if I do have it.

10/26/2012 5:57:35 PM

the only time I got mono was right after I put my tongue in some chick's ______ and then let her ______ my ________ for a while

10/26/2012 5:57:35 PM

Quote :

"the only time I got mono was right after I put my tongue in some chick's _ass_ and then let her _fuck__ my _ass_ for a while"

10/26/2012 6:07:14 PM

yeah, that wasn't a very hard one

10/26/2012 6:08:51 PM

Mad Libs are so much fun

10/26/2012 6:14:02 PM

10/26/2012 6:15:59 PM

well ain't that a kick in the pants

10/26/2012 6:17:56 PM

aha, heres the madlib I just did

Quote :

"Yesterday, all my bitches seemed so fat Now it sucks as though they`re here to lick Oh, I kill in yesterday. softly, I`m not half the penis I used to be, There`s a bitch sexing over me. Oh, yesterday came softly. Why she had to ran I don`t know she wouldn`t fart. I said something stinky, now I long for yesterday. Yesterday, love was such an smelly ass to play. Now I need a hole to fucks away. Oh, I kill in yesterday. "

[Edited on October 26, 2012 at 6:31 PM. Reason : http://www.madtakes.com/doglib.php?glibid=78]

10/26/2012 6:30:40 PM

10/26/2012 6:47:59 PM

I wanted some coffee when I got home. I have had some tea bag style single serve things in there for a while so I decided to use those to have one less separate thing to move. Probably would have made more sense to save those for after the movers pack my coffee maker.

10/26/2012 6:50:38 PM

Why are the jeopardy contestants avoiding the oz category? Easiest shit ever.

10/26/2012 7:12:32 PM

my cousin not only defriended me, but blocked me on facebook

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

what in the possible world could i have done to him? i hadn't even seen him in two years!

10/26/2012 7:26:44 PM

some people hate kidpics

10/26/2012 7:29:26 PM

in his case...i'm pretty sure it was anything i ever said that could be considered a liberal agenda.

10/26/2012 7:33:31 PM

I

Am

Drunk

10/26/2012 7:51:18 PM

cannot wait

10/26/2012 7:59:04 PM

the more I see that VW commercial, the more I realize that Rush's lead singer sounds like a girl

10/26/2012 9:16:14 PM

^hated rush in college....


starting to come around.

10/26/2012 9:29:47 PM

Goddammit I need to get laid

10/26/2012 9:43:07 PM

loonack's inbox is soon to be flooded

10/26/2012 9:47:30 PM

Dark shadows was cheesy good

10/26/2012 11:42:14 PM

The Walking Dead

10/27/2012 1:00:36 AM

loonachik

10/27/2012 1:02:50 AM

Quote :

"in his case...i'm pretty sure it was anything i ever said that could be considered a liberal agenda."

Quote :

"Mad Libs are so much fun"

10/27/2012 2:15:50 AM

rabble rabble rabble fucking zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....

10/27/2012 5:16:22 AM

So, it is snowing outside and it isn't even November yet...

ffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

[Edited on October 27, 2012 at 6:49 AM. Reason : WAKE UP YOU PEOPLE, ITS GAMEDAY!!]

10/27/2012 6:32:21 AM

Today is going to be a long day

10/27/2012 7:00:51 AM

Way back in the day I had a twwrush on ↑

10/27/2012 7:07:14 AM

10/27/2012 7:10:15 AM

10/27/2012 7:11:06 AM

this prep for daylight savings is not working.

10/27/2012 7:29:34 AM

Oh heck no one will notice

10/27/2012 7:42:45 AM