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9/13/2004 1:12:45 AM

das right

9/13/2004 1:12:58 AM

9/13/2004 1:13:11 AM

[Edited on September 13, 2004 at 1:13 AM. Reason : haha holy shit double spin move ]

9/13/2004 1:13:12 AM

dear bed,

sorry about last night's incident. you are still super comfy and i love you.

Candace

9/13/2004 1:14:37 AM

dear penis;

just chill for a few months

9/13/2004 1:15:11 AM

dearest pillow,
without you, my back would hurt so badly right now. soon we will join our wonderful friend, bed, and sleep the night away together



love ya always and forever,
megan

9/13/2004 1:15:47 AM

dear bed, i'd love to sleep with you right now but i still have work to do.. .be there soon

9/13/2004 1:16:56 AM

Dear NC State,

Well not doing as good as i hoped i would my first 2 semesters and one month in, hopefully i can get on track before its TOO late.

Best regards,

Marsh

9/13/2004 1:18:24 AM

Dear Digital Camcorder,

I'm sorry you had to see that.
Don't worry, she enjoyed it.
Don't tell anyone, and I want to see it later.

9/13/2004 9:55:41 AM

Dear brain..

I'm about to make a pot of coffee

so brace yourself.

9/13/2004 10:02:13 AM

Dear work,

please be interesting today
you go by so much faster when you are
so please, for me, be interesting

-Brian-

9/13/2004 10:02:51 AM

dear gumby's,
you forgot to give us pokey stix.
but that's okay. you can shove them up your ass.
bye.

9/13/2004 11:05:31 PM

Dear coffee,

please wear off so I can get some sleep,

kthx,

-steve

9/13/2004 11:06:59 PM

dear hot pocket,
Lets do dinner, k?

~Randy~

9/13/2004 11:07:46 PM

dear medicine,

thank you for tryin to make me feel better. but you aren't doing a good job


best wishes,
megan

9/13/2004 11:08:19 PM

Dear Drawing,

You disturb me. What was your creator thinking when they drew you? Perhaps their girlfriend was on the rag. Or perhaps they found a dirty tampon in the restroom. Promise me there aren't other versions of you on the internet.

Thanks!

Kyle

9/13/2004 11:13:51 PM

^I'm afraid there is, sorry!

9/13/2004 11:18:08 PM

dear bowl

you need a bath. promise ill clean you real soon.

Candace

9/13/2004 11:29:55 PM

^^holy fuck

Quote :

"dear penis; just chill for a few months "

Are you saying you have some kind of inanimate, prosthetic penis?

Dear Dreamcast,

I love you. You're almost an adequate substitute for my anemic social life.
Antonio

P.S. Don't listen to what the TV says about the GC and PS2.

9/13/2004 11:38:02 PM

Dear R. Kelly,

Do 11-year olds like lollipops?

9/14/2004 1:34:23 AM

Dear Flood Control,

You suck. I hope you die a horrible e-death.

Sincerely,
Kyle

9/18/2004 1:33:56 AM

dear headache,
go away
BEFORE I BEAT YOU SENSELESS

9/18/2004 1:35:19 AM

dear tylenol,
you work much better when snorted.
my pain is fading fast
but that's only because i'm dying.

9/18/2004 1:40:54 AM

^7

dear fucking christ,

that is so .... i don't even know, it is so bad it looks kinda cool

sincerely,

me.

9/18/2004 1:42:12 AM

dear heart-
please start following what the brain is saying is the right thing to do. life will be so much easier, thanks
Dennis

9/18/2004 1:42:15 AM

ps,

why in the fuck is that bitch grinning

9/18/2004 1:48:06 AM

dear walmart socks,
i hate you
you said you fit up to size 12
but i could use you as a condom
and keep in mind that a small part of me is jewish
i washed you once and you shrunk in half
ALSO
you gave me 7 right socks but only 5 left socks
socks, you are only one letter from sucks
but you are still my friend.
why else would i be talking to you on a late friday night
besides beer, my headache, and the fact that i'm dying
i want to be buried with you
three of you
i hang right, so i can just use one of the extra right socks for my peepee cover
well, cya in the afterlife

9/18/2004 1:51:14 AM

Dear Digital Cable,

You can kiss my ass for going off at random times and not
showing me what i am watching. And for fucking up HBO and
Showtime.

Your "people" will be hearing from me soon.

<3
Lizzy

9/18/2004 2:12:38 AM

dear subconscious,
stop fucking with me. kthx...

-j

9/18/2004 2:14:02 AM

Dear Email,
please stop sending me porn. I DONT have a penis that I need enlarging so stop sending
that shit. And while you are at it, stop sending me emails from my family.... and my friends
Cortney and Bethany.

thank youuuuu dearly.

9/18/2004 2:14:58 AM

dear poker chips,

bring your friends

Lots of them

9/18/2004 8:53:58 PM

dear porch,
i had fun laying on you last night. you made me feel better.

thanks again,
megan



dear jager and your friend, red bull,
y'all are the best. you make such a great couple!

i love you !
love,
megan

9/18/2004 9:18:59 PM

dear megan,

today really took a turn for the worse today after 3pm, last night, thank god, made up for it

9/18/2004 9:21:30 PM

Dear Dos Equis,

Please treat me better tonight than your friend Jose did the night before

Sincerely,
Matt

9/18/2004 9:23:03 PM

um josh,
i'm not an inanimate object. thanks

~Megan

[Edited on September 18, 2004 at 9:25 PM. Reason : ]

9/18/2004 9:24:27 PM

dear megan's sn,

i hope you are inanimate, or the words that appear on the screen are inanimate

9/18/2004 9:25:33 PM

dear raleigh, please tell me where the fun is at tonight

9/18/2004 9:25:38 PM

dear toilet,
why must you be clogged for the third time this month?
i'm not having the maintenance man splash poopy toilet water all over the bathroom floor again
i'm just going to keep peeing in you until you erode from the salt in my urine
esad

9/19/2004 11:34:40 PM

Dear ATM,
I will always select English. Please don't ask me again. Thanx

9/19/2004 11:46:23 PM

dear calculus and organic chem tests,

please do no rape me too hard tomorrow. i'm fragile.

9/19/2004 11:51:20 PM

Dear Subway sammiches,

Why you gettin' playa hated by the wraps and salads??

9/21/2004 1:36:59 AM

Dear Classical Music CD,

Please play continuously throughout my night.
Please bring some form of peace to my heart and mind.
Please take the world I know away for just long enough
that I can reach some form of sleep.

Sincerely,
Leann

9/21/2004 1:47:44 AM

dear sheets.

lick my ablls while i sleep ok

9/21/2004 1:48:27 AM

dear stretched to hell tube top on the bangin-braless freshman chic walking toward me,

RIP DAMN IT!!!!!!!!!! TEAR IN FUCKING HALF YOU PIECE OF SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

9/21/2004 1:51:00 AM

dear paper

finish writing yourself please

love, candace

9/21/2004 2:13:13 AM

O Cedar of Lebanon
Name so misunderstood
Your leaves are of the faintest blue
Your branches reach for the horizons
And raise their hands to heaven
O Cedar, lovely cedar
Ive newfound love of thee

9/21/2004 2:17:35 AM

Dear stomach, please don't punish me in the morning for the beer I've drank tonight. I'm sorry I didn't give you more food to mix with it, but be happy I tried to send some calories your way. Many thanks in advance. XXOO

Me

9/21/2004 2:23:21 AM

Dear files on my desk,

Please sort yourself and put yourselves away...
Thank you so much,

~A~

9/21/2004 11:44:33 AM

dear post 149,

SET EM UP

<3,

H8R

9/21/2004 12:12:22 PM