PAGE THREE. Who needs some help spring cleaning!?

3/24/2006 11:47:14 AM

i had to do my laundry by myself last night


im considering hiring you to clean my bathroom and kitchen, but im waiting til it gets really fucked up.

3/24/2006 12:51:15 PM

hahaha wow

yeaaaaaaaah i'm makin another "attempt" to clean tonight

we'll see how that goes

3/24/2006 12:57:23 PM

do you make outcalls to frat houses? LAUNDRY! HELP!

3/24/2006 1:03:41 PM

You didn't call me back

Now I really need you to come clean

3/24/2006 1:11:42 PM

Quote :

"im considering hiring you to clean my bathroom and kitchen, but im waiting til it gets really fucked up."

ha, thanks.

Quote :

"do you make outcalls to frat houses? LAUNDRY! HELP!"

Sure, what do you need done?

Quote :

"You didn't call me back Now I really need you to come clean"

I know, I'm sorry! I had a test this week and big things at my internship to complete...but now I am finished. I sent you a pm BTW.

3/24/2006 1:24:21 PM

replied

ygpm

3/24/2006 4:08:50 PM

i need your services.... i live off hills., two floors, dirty house.....will seriously pay to clean, must actually cl;ean.......contAct me if interested.


p.s.-old house,lots of dust

3/24/2006 5:45:00 PM

bttt....broke again and waiting to find out if I got the job I applied for.

I really need to clean a few houses after this weekend. PM for a price list and a time so I can make rent.

5/16/2006 6:26:30 PM

btttttttttttttttttttttt

5/17/2006 3:43:25 PM

One job scheduled for Monday to wax floors and shampoo carpets. I'll have him post a status report when I finish.

5/18/2006 12:40:12 PM

Will you do it in bra and panties while I drool face stare at you... no talking...just staring.

5/18/2006 12:46:36 PM

I need to vacate my apartment in June. Would you be willing to clean it like new? Of course since I am not in Raleigh, you'll need to coordinate with me online.

5/18/2006 12:47:38 PM

No jobs outside of Raleigh. Sorry.

5/18/2006 1:23:53 PM

Ok, so no drool face, and I'll chat with you.

5/18/2006 3:08:28 PM

I predict no matter how many pages this thread gets on each page there will be a proposition for nude/partially nude cleaning.

5/18/2006 3:37:58 PM

I'm pissed I missed the first 2 pages.

5/18/2006 4:16:26 PM

haha. I had an offer for the guy to wear a french maid outfit while I cleaned.

5/18/2006 4:53:00 PM

honestly i dont get how you are broke, you dont even do drugs

5/18/2006 5:43:33 PM

so... will you wear a french maid outfit while you clean?

5/18/2006 5:44:47 PM

I don't know how I am broke either

I need a boyfriend. Then I could save atleast $50 a month!!!

heh, j/k. I'd spend more probably...

For you Shannon, maybe

5/18/2006 6:18:56 PM

nvm

[Edited on May 18, 2006 at 6:43 PM. Reason : .........]

5/18/2006 6:26:53 PM

Quote :

"No jobs outside of Raleigh. Sorry"

The apartment is in Raleigh...I am not.

5/19/2006 1:19:49 AM

its too bad you dont do naked vaccuming, id do around three figures/ hour

5/19/2006 1:32:10 AM

wtf

you know you can hire GFE hookers

5/19/2006 1:33:25 AM

wtf is gfe

5/19/2006 1:34:19 AM

girl friend experience.

worth the money

5/19/2006 1:37:18 AM

got a g/f thanks, just wanted a nice afternoon with a clean floor.

5/19/2006 1:37:53 AM

they'll do it

5/19/2006 1:40:21 AM

No naked cleaning. Thanks tho

5/19/2006 1:48:24 AM

i dont see how any broke person could pass up an offer like that.

5/19/2006 1:49:18 AM

I actually got a job today as a focus group leader that will pay me $50 for each person I can get to attend. Each participant gets paid $75 so it shouldn't be too hard. I'm not as desperate as I was.

5/19/2006 1:52:01 AM

oic

5/19/2006 1:53:24 AM

Quote :

"For you Shannon, maybe"

sweet

5/19/2006 1:54:16 AM

lemme know if you'd clean my apartment...there's cleaning supplies and everything, and you only gotta clean 2 rooms and the common areas.

The pay will be good...

5/19/2006 1:57:02 AM

Quote :

"I need a boyfriend."

guys are willing to pay to see you naked but you can't find a boyfriend

5/19/2006 9:58:24 AM

Clearly, 1, you don't have a clue.

5/19/2006 10:46:20 AM

guys will pay to see anyone naked

5/19/2006 1:08:05 PM

its better than taking a picture of some girls boobs with your cell phone

5/19/2006 2:15:25 PM

Quote :

"Quote : "I need a boyfriend." guys are willing to pay to see you naked but you can't find a boyfriend "

I have found plenty. Just none that fit the standards. I am completely happy being single and until I find someone to convince me otherwise, I will continue to be.

As for the whole "I need a boyfriend to pay for things" comment, it was meant as a joke. Most anyone who knows me will tell you I am independant and like paying for myself and taking care of myself.

So, anyone need their house cleaned?

5/19/2006 6:16:41 PM

yesterday as i was driving home from work i thought, "man i bet if i had a gf life would be better right now"

5/19/2006 9:12:02 PM

bttt

5/30/2006 2:27:38 PM

OMG DO MY DISHES

5/30/2006 2:35:27 PM

For real?

I need to make some money this week. I'll even lower my normal rates if you can line up a time for me to clean before Friday!

PM please.

5/30/2006 2:54:20 PM

bttt

ALSO AVALIABLE!
Clothing and Jewelry Repair:
If you happen to have an earring break or a hem come loose from your shirt tail, I can help you. If you need a hole patched or a necklace restrung, I'm your girl I make jewelry and spent lots of time repairing my previous roommate's long, dangly earrings and I sew a little on the side. Send me a pm if you need something fixed for cheap.

6/1/2006 2:38:31 PM

6/2/2006 2:40:55 AM

Cleaning two places tomorrow. I hope they will post progress reports and let you know how I did.

6/7/2006 12:42:35 AM

This thread is a sham, or you're not broke, or both

Because I am willing to pay to clean my apartment in Raleigh.

6/7/2006 12:43:54 AM

I reserve the right to not clean in any situation where I feel uncomfortable. Sorry but no. In complete seriousness, I'd rather starve than clean your apartment.

[Edited on June 7, 2006 at 12:46 AM. Reason : *]

6/7/2006 12:46:00 AM

well, this is the first time you have outright denied instead of being mute.

It's fine with me...I am not even in Raleigh, so I guess I'll have to arrange professional people.

6/7/2006 12:47:09 AM