ahahahahahha damn what a twisted pederass

1/12/2007 10:56:16 AM

OH SNAP!

1/12/2007 10:56:30 AM

Quote :

""A man who tried to keep bees off his property accidentally set fire to his house instead, causing at least $500 damage. Franklyn Pigott Jr. set his home ablaze Wednesday while attempting to destroy a nest of bees that had formed outside the home, the Fort Myers News-Press reported Thursday. When Pigott, 38, mixed a product called Real Kill Indoor Fogger with WD-40, it became a "flame-thrower" and melted the home's vinyl siding, according to a police incident report.""

Repeat, yes, but by far my favorite.

1/12/2007 11:10:41 AM

repeat? (oh, from Pg 2?)

[Edited on January 13, 2007 at 4:22 PM. Reason : .]

1/13/2007 4:18:23 PM

http://www.thatvideosite.com/video/3829

1/13/2007 9:35:31 PM

Quote :

"A public treasurer in the Michigan county of Alcona stands accused of embezzling tax payers out of more than $1.2m, at least part of which was used to cover costs he incurred falling for a Nigerian banking fraud. Thomas Katona, the former Treasurer of Alcona County, was charged with nine felonies. According to the Michigan Attorney General's office, the 56-year-old beancounter, who held his post for 13 years, also plowed $72,000 of his own money into the fraud."

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/01/25/treasurer_accused/

[Edited on January 25, 2007 at 5:51 PM. Reason : cc]

1/25/2007 5:50:56 PM

Quote :

"A Chinese man had to have his contact lenses surgically removed after he did not take them out for a year. Liu, 40, started to wear contact lenses a year ago and never took them out because he found it difficult. "I only have some eye drops for when they feel uncomfortable," he told Chutian City News. Liu recently felt his eyesight was getting worse, so he bought another pair of lenses and wore them on top of the old ones. But when his eyesight still didn't improve, he took another startling decision. "I put a pair of used disposal contact lenses over the other two pairs in my eyes. By then, I was wearing three pairs of lenses," he said. By the next day, Liu's eyes had reacted badly to his DIY eyecare and he finally sought medical attention. A doctor was shocked to find the first lenses had grown into his eyes and surgery was needed to take them out."

http://www.iol.co.za/index.php?set_id=1&click_id=29&art_id=iol1170155678473M521

[Edited on January 31, 2007 at 11:47 AM. Reason : URL]

1/31/2007 11:47:28 AM

^AUGHHH.

*covers her eyes* I dont even wanna think about that.

WHAT A DUMBASS~!

1/31/2007 12:14:40 PM

Lawl to "turned into a flame-thrower"

1/31/2007 9:47:10 PM

Quote :

"NEW ORLEANS, Louisiana (AP) -- A mother and her teenage son have been accused of second-degree murder, with police saying the mother gave him a gun after he lost a fight and told him to take revenge. The name of the 17-year-old victim was not immediately released. Vanessa Johnson, 44, and Clarence Johnson, 17, have not been found, New Orleans police Sgt. Joe Narcisse said Thursday."

http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/02/08/neworleans.shooting.ap/index.html

Good God.

2/8/2007 1:35:59 PM

great lesson for a parent to teach a kid...just go shoot whoever/whatever pisses ya off!

2/8/2007 2:31:36 PM

http://www.wgal.com/news/11022313/detail.html (pic included)

Quote :

"Anni Sheriffius said she was trying to wash off what she thought was dirt on her dog Jasmine’s ear when the ear fell off. Sheriffius rushed her dog to the veterinarian to learn that the dog’s ear had been cut off by a dog groomer and super-glued back on. “And I saw the ear float away, and it freaked me out,” Sheriffius said."

I admit it, I laughed for a good 5 minutes.

Quote :

"Jasimine, a shi tzu, had to undergo treatment for an infection. Sheriffius said she still has the ear in a plastic bag, and has been crying for weeks at the thought of someone hurting her dog. Pierce County sheriff’s investigators are looking into possible criminal charges against the unlicensed dog groomer. “Once they tried to hide it and glued the ear back on, that’s not good for the dog. There are all kinds of things that can happen, infection, it's cruelty to animals,” Det. Ed Troyer said. The shop where Jasmine was injured, J’Raes Pet Grooming, appears to have shut down, KIRO 7 Eyewitness News reported. “I’d like her never, ever to touch another dog, that’s what I’d like to see,” Sheriffius said."

There are two morals to this story.

The first is: Don't take your dog to an unlicensed dog groomer or at least don't be shocked when something bad (like a cut off ear) happens because it is pretty much your fault.

The second is: If you decide to go into business as an unlicensed dog groomer then don't be shocked when something bad (like a cut off ear) happens because it is pretty much your fault.

2/16/2007 9:14:05 AM

Quote :

" A doctor was shocked to find the first lenses had grown into his eyes and surgery was needed to take them out."

Now see this is what the eye dr. needs to tell me to convince me to take out my contacts more regularly

2/16/2007 1:03:49 PM

Quote :

"A German man almost died after blowing himself and his car up when he had the bright idea of using a vacuum cleaner to suck the diesel out from the tank he had mistakenly put in his petrol driven car. Joergen Mueller, 25, was told his local garage wanted more than 200 pounds to empty the tank after he mistakenly filled the petrol car with diesel. He tried to siphon out the fuel with a garden hose but when that failed, he connected the hose to a vacuum cleaner to suck out the fuel. But the diesel exploded as it reached the device injuring the 25 year old and a pal, 23, who was holding the hose. Police are waiting at his bedside to question him, and say he faces charges of criminal negligence and causing bodily harm to his pal."

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=40317&in_page_id=2&ito=newsnow

3/9/2007 10:24:02 AM

Quote :

""I put a pair of used disposal contact lenses over the other two pairs in my eyes. By then, I was wearing three pairs of lenses," he said."

I wonder what the record is for most pairs of contacts being worn at the same time? 2 in each eye is bad enough, but 3 is ridiculous.

3/12/2007 3:37:13 PM

Quote :

"DAMASCUS – A Washington County man nearly burned down his mobile home Wednesday morning while trying to destroy counterfeit money he’d printed, said Damascus Police Chief Tony Richardson. Though some of the bogus bills were burned and some flushed down a toilet, Richardson said, more than $1,700 in counterfeit cash was recovered."

http://www.tricities.com/tristate/tri/news.apx.-content-articles-TRI-2007-03-22-0009.html

3/23/2007 1:13:15 PM

Quote :

"A RANDY cop is facing prosecution after raiding a brothel — and allegedly returning later for sex. Married Manjit Johal, 42, even put a community officer on the front door of the den in Walthamstow, East London, to keep look-out, it is claimed. The Met sergeant, who heads a community police team, faces a disciplinary hearing and is likely to be sacked. He is due in court later this month."

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2007150106,00.html

Quote :

"PORTLAND, Ore. (AP) - An Oregon man on vacation with his family is accused of putting two of his four children in a car trunk because the vehicle was too small to hold all of them. Douglas Willy, 40, was arrested Saturday after police received a tip from a person who saw the family at a gas station, authorities said. He was charged with two counts of reckless endangerment."

http://home.bellsouth.net/s/editorial.dll?pnum=1&bfromind=7401&eeid=5152077&_sitecat=1522&dcatid=0&eetype=article&render=y&ac=-2&ck=&ch=ne&rg=blsadstrgt

4/2/2007 8:51:31 AM

^

Quote :

"The Met sergeant, who heads a community police team, faces a disciplinary hearing and is likely to be sacked."

lol

4/2/2007 9:01:49 AM

http://www.bradenton.com/mld/bradenton/news/breaking_news/17067756.htm

4/12/2007 3:53:17 PM

Quote :

"A lorry driver from Germany set fire to his cab after deciding to cook himself some sausages while driving. Walter Reckling, 46, kept the small gas cooker for roadside use but because he was late for a delivery he decided to use it on the road. He was cooking two sausages while travelling past Niederwuerschnitz in Saxony, Germany, when the cooker toppled over. It set fire to the seat which in turn set fire to the cab of the vehicle. Reckling was treated for smoke inhalation at a local hospital where he was also found to have been three times over the legal alcohol limit."

[link]http://http://www.iol.co.za/index.php?set_id=1&click_id=29&art_id=iol1176371320344L600[/link]

Quote :

"Take a nation of do-it-yourselfers, add a ready supply of cheap nailguns and what do you get? About 37,000 nailgun injuries a year, according to the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention. Since 1991, nailgun injuries have risen about 200 percent, the CDC said in its weekly report on death and disease."

http://www.cnn.com/2007/HEALTH/04/12/injuries.nailguns.reut/index.html

4/13/2007 3:44:30 PM

http://wral.com/news/local/story/1271877/
Premature, but it's coming.

Yes, I realize we have a thread for Nifong. Get over it.

4/13/2007 5:10:55 PM

Quote :

"PRATTVILLE -- An Autauga County man was jailed for contempt of court Monday morning after he allegedly showed up intoxicated at his DUI trial."

http://www.montgomeryadvertiser.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20070417/NEWS/704170339/1001/rss01

4/18/2007 12:18:23 PM

did he drive there?

4/18/2007 2:43:09 PM

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/asia/china/article1690634.ece

Quote :

"A schoolboy who climbed over a fence into a crocodile enclosure and taunted the animals with sticks and a catapult was dragged into the water and eaten."

4/23/2007 12:14:10 PM

Quote :

"taunted the animals with sticks and a catapult"

wtf?

4/24/2007 11:09:01 AM

According to what I remember from reading Tintin, a "catapult" in England can be a sling-shot.

4/24/2007 12:02:03 PM

Quote :

""A German man almost died after blowing himself and his car up when he had the bright idea of using a vacuum cleaner to suck the diesel out from the tank he had mistakenly put in his petrol driven car. Joergen Mueller, 25, was told his local garage wanted more than 200 pounds to empty the tank after he mistakenly filled the petrol car with diesel. He tried to siphon out the fuel with a garden hose but when that failed, he connected the hose to a vacuum cleaner to suck out the fuel. But the diesel exploded as it reached the device injuring the 25 year old and a pal, 23, who was holding the hose. Police are waiting at his bedside to question him, and say he faces charges of criminal negligence and causing bodily harm to his pal.""

Mythbusters did an episode where they sucked in gasoline with a shop vac and they couldn't get it to explode.

4/24/2007 7:33:44 PM

Quote :

"FORT WORTH — A man died late Monday from injuries he received when he was thrown from the bed of pickup while trying to weigh down a piece of plywood."

http://www.star-telegram.com/189/story/79219.html

4/25/2007 11:48:01 AM

Quote :

"“Texas drivers hauling loads of materials are required to secure those materials so that they don’t become dislodged and scattered about the roadway. It’s probably ill-advised to try to secure them with persons. A tarp or a strap is a much better mechanism.” "

hahahahha

4/25/2007 11:54:25 AM

Quote :

"YORKTOWN — David E. Monroe, 51, allegedly told his wife Carolyn to sit in a chair in their living room in front of the picture window on Sunday. “I’ll be right back,” he reportedly said. According to police, Monroe then drove his 2003 Ford F 150 pickup truck through the picture window. The vehicle came to a stop in the living room. Carolyn Monroe and the couple’s daughter fled out the back door before the crash at 6:41 p.m. on Sunday. Monroe, of 1731 S. Nebo Road, was jailed on preliminary charges of attempted murder, criminal recklessness with a vehicle and disorderly conduct. "

http://thestarpress.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20070430/NEWS01/70430020

There is a pic at the link. Also, read the caption on the picture.

5/1/2007 2:59:56 PM

Quote :

"disorderly conduct"

5/7/2007 11:34:42 AM

Quote :

"A 41-year-old man from Malmö set light to his own apartment in order to smoke out his neighbours, as part of a feud involving a tumble dryer. The man is going on trial at Malmö District Court accused of arson, according to newspaper Punkt SE. The neighbours had been feuding for around a year. The dispute had started over accusations that the neighbours had left their washing in the communal laundry room's tumble dryer and had failed to clean the fluff filter. In an unusual attempt to avenge himself, the man lit fires in five places in his own apartment, apparently in the hope that it would smoke the neighbours out. He also lit a fire in the basement of the apartment block. He then started kicking the neighbours' door and banging it with a hammer."

http://www.thelocal.se/7259/20070510/

5/10/2007 10:24:46 AM

^^^



I'll be back

5/10/2007 9:30:23 PM

Quote :

"Tião was a well known solitary male Bottlenose Dolphin that resided in the town of São Sebastião in Brazil around 1994 and frequently allowed humans to interact with him. The dolphin became infamous for killing a swimmer and injuring many others, which later earned him the nickname killer dolphin... Harassment of the dolphin started to take ever more serious forms...trying to stick an icecream cone in his blowhole and attempting to pour beer into his mouth....in December 1994 two male swimmers, Wilson Reis Pedroso and João Paulo Moreira, were harassing and possibly attempting to restrain Tião, the dolphin broke the ribs of Wilson and killed João, who was later found to be drunk."

I saw this on the discovery channel once, the dudes had put popsicle sticks and beer in its blowhole. What do you think is going to happen to you when you do this???? Dolphins may be gentle, but if someone put popsicle sticks and beer down my nose, I think I would attack too.

5/11/2007 12:37:38 AM

i admittedly only read a few, but some of thhis just seems like dumb people

dumb people deserve shitty things?

5/11/2007 12:41:06 AM

ja

5/11/2007 1:34:55 AM

Quote :

"A man seriously injured himself and caused a minor power outage in Allston on Sunday after attempting to remove a knife embedded in an electric cable on Dustin Street. According to a police report, officers received a call at 10:01 a.m. of a possible electric shock situation near the corner of Dustin and Cambridge streets. On arrival, the victim told officers that an explosion took place shortly after he tried to pull the knife out of the cable, causing burns to his head, arms and torso. Passers-by dialed 911 on his behalf after seeing the victim stumble down the street in obvious distress. The subsequent outage affected about 2,100 customers in the surrounding neighborhood. NSTAR spokesman Caroline Allen said that all customers were back online by 11:30 a.m. Both police and NSTAR representatives doubt that the victim simply found the knife already embedded in the cable. They suspect he may have put it there himself. “If a knife had been previously placed in the cable as the victim alleges, the outage would have happened earlier,” said Allen. “But the call for the outage came in at virtually the same time as the call to 911.” It is unclear whether the victim may have been trying to steal copper wire, or whether it was possibly a drunken prank. Police are investigating. The victim was transported to Brigham and Women’s Hospital shortly after the incident and is currently listed in serious condition."

http://news.bostonherald.com/localRegional/view.bg?articleid=1001228

5/15/2007 11:30:36 AM

Quote :

"Police say an 18-year-old man suffered serious burns while spray painting graffiti inside an electrical substation in northwest Santa Fe. The Associated Press reports that the man has been identified as 18-year-old Aaron Vigil and that he is in critical condition at a Phoenix burn center. The man called 911 from his cell phone after 50 to 70 percent of his body was burned. Assistant Fire Chief Ted Bolleter says he was burned both from the electrical shock and from his clothes catching fire."

Bonus:

Quote :

"“We clearly mark it [the substation] as a dangerous, high-voltage environment and we urge people, especially children, to stay away from these facilities,” said Jeff Buell of Public Service Company of New Mexico."

http://kob.com/article/stories/S87460.shtml?cat=519

5/18/2007 1:17:59 PM

Quote :

"NEW YORK — A thief fleeing a jewelry store was killed when his bicycle was struck by a bus, police said. Authorities said the 42-year-old man snatched a $2,000 gold chain from the Bronx jewelry store on Friday and was making his getaway. A store clerk and two bystanders were chasing the man on foot when he pedaled into an intersection and was hit by a fast-moving bus, police said. The suspect was taken to a hospital, where he died from head injuries. Five passengers who were jostled when the bus slammed on its brakes were also examined at the hospital. "He lost his life for $2,000," said the store's owner, Lakhwinder Singh. "He'd sell it for maybe only two or three hundred. That makes no sense." The necklace was still missing, and may have been thrown from the scene or grabbed by a bystander after the accident."

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,273932,00.html

5/20/2007 3:46:55 PM

Quote :

"MIRAMAR, Fla. -- A man was killed Saturday when a lightning bolt struck him while he and a colleague laid tiles on a home here, authorities said. Darwin Olivera, 24, was killed by the lightning bolt, while Jose Alvarado, 24, was knocked unconscious by its force. Alvarado later regained consciousness and refused to be taken to a hospital, said Romeo Lavarias, a Miramar Fire-Rescue spokesman. The two men were doing roof repairs on a private residence."

http://www.bradenton.com/331/story/52895.html

Working on a roof during a storm is a bad idea, mmm'kay?

5/21/2007 12:17:07 PM

And his name is Darwin? lmao.

5/21/2007 12:21:26 PM

Yeah, talk about a spectacular coincidence.

5/21/2007 12:26:52 PM

5/21/2007 4:15:24 PM

Quote :

"Hershey Sues Man Who Made Pot Candy Posted: May. 20 9:55 p.m. Updated: May. 20 9:56 p.m. SAN JOSE, Calif. — It was a big enough bummer for Kenneth Affolter when he was sentenced to more than five years in prison for making pot-laced treats and soft drinks. Now he faces the wrath of a candy giant. The Hershey Co. has sued Affolter, 40, for giving his marijuana goodies names like Stoney Rancher, Rasta Reese's and Keef Kat. Each came in packaging similar to Hershey's Jolly Rancher, Reese's Peanut Butter Cups and Kit Kat candies, according to the Drug Enforcement Administration. Hershey's suit, filed earlier this month in U.S. District Court in San Jose, accuses Affolter of trademark infringement, trademark dilution and unfair competition. The company is seeking $100,000 in damages. Papers were served on Affolter on Tuesday while he was in a county jail awaiting transfer to state prison. Affolter's lawyer, David M. Michael, said he was negotiating with Hershey. "

http://wral.com/news/national_world/national/story/1431045/

5/21/2007 5:43:04 PM

Quote :

"JANESVILLE, Wis. -- A driver who was stopped for speeding and tested over the legal limit for blood-alcohol content, but was not arrested, was killed less than three hours later Monday when his car hit a tree, according to police. Janesville police records indicate that Jason Stacy, 29, was seen speeding and driving erratically downtown shortly after 1 a.m. According to an analysis of police records by WISC-TV in Madison, Stacy was stopped and given a Breathalyzer test that indicated a blood-alcohol level of 0.12 percent. The legal limit in Wisconsin is 0.08. Stacy was ticketed for imprudent speed and failing to stay in the center of his lane. The officer didn't arrest Stacy but did prevent him from driving until a friend picked him up, the television station reported. Around 3:45 a.m., Stacy's car hit a tree and burst into flames, deputies said. Stacy, who was alone and not wearing a seatbelt, was found about 50 feet away. Janesville police declined to comment. The Rock County Sheriff's Department said it is investigating."

http://www.newsday.com/news/nationworld/nation/wire/sns-ap-warning-fatal-crash,0,1345736.story?coll=sns-ap-nation-headlines

5/22/2007 9:40:32 AM

I love this thread. Karma's a bitch

5/22/2007 7:37:59 PM

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5/23/2007 8:45:18 AM

Quote :

"ARLINGTON -- A 34-year-old Arlington man was killed about 10:15 p.m. Tuesday when he lost control of his motorcycle and flew into a tree. Police said Charlie Alexander was dead at the scene. He was not wearing a helmet. A witness told police that Alexander was showing off his motorcycle to friends in the parking lot of an aparment complex in the 1800 block of Hunters Point Drive, an area near NE Green Oaks Boulevard and Ballpark Way."

http://www.star-telegram.com/news/story/111911.html

Quote :

"A tough-as-nails judge yesterday sent a message to courtroom clowns seeking to disrupt their trials, denying a defendant who cold-cocked a juror a mistrial and instead ordering him chained to the floor. “It is becoming increasingly common for violent” offenders to try to “derail” their trials by creating chaos, said Suffolk Superior Court Judge Patrick F. Brady. But accused cop shooter Richard Glawson, 46, would not prevail as a martyr of mayhem. Though “they saw everything that transpired” Friday when Glawson laid out a male juror as the others tried to run or were trapped trembling and weeping, Brady refused to release the remaining panelists or question them as to whether they could still decide the case without prejudice."

http://news.bostonherald.com/localRegional/view.bg?articleid=1002496

5/23/2007 8:39:34 PM

Quote :

"Halton police have seized five homemade guns after a youth accidentally shot himself in the hand this week. Police say a 17-year-old boy was attempting to load a .22-calibre bullet into a firearm he had built himself from scraps of metal when the gun fired and the bullet went through his hand."

http://www.640toronto.com/news/metro.cfm?cat=7428218912&rem=66255&red=80121823aPBIny&wids=410&gi=1&gm=metro.cfm

5/27/2007 7:55:58 PM

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5/27/2007 7:56:38 PM