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joe17669
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8/29/2007 10:13:18 AM

elkaybie
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bttt b/c i'm in one of those moods again

i've got a strong hankerin to tea bag someone

[Edited on September 27, 2007 at 5:01 PM. Reason : k]

9/27/2007 5:01:22 PM

FykalJpn
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que extraño

9/27/2007 5:03:13 PM

pwrstrkdf250
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lol


I like playing helicopter!

9/27/2007 5:04:10 PM

elkaybie
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is that like meat spin?

9/27/2007 5:08:37 PM

Kiwi
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I'd walk around inappropriate places with a boner.

[Edited on September 27, 2007 at 5:21 PM. Reason : I'd also dickslap someone]

9/27/2007 5:21:04 PM

pwrstrkdf250
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haha yeah...


"spin it round like a helicopter"

9/27/2007 5:22:08 PM

FykalJpn
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"I like playing helicopter!"


but can you play baseball...

9/27/2007 5:32:45 PM

Arab13
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been there, done that

9/27/2007 5:41:40 PM

roguewarrior
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^^or catapult?

9/27/2007 6:13:28 PM

ALkatraz
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i've got a strong hankerin to tea bag someone"


I just love the feeling of a girl's mouth wrapped around my balls.

9/27/2007 6:30:21 PM

datman
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man i got some good memories

so many good things from having the package

9/27/2007 6:42:25 PM

gunzz
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user request

1/3/2008 9:20:04 AM

datman
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Quote :
"i'd make my penis jump and write things with my pee

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good god, we started doing this before we figured out fire

1/3/2008 9:58:10 AM

gunzz
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bttt for LK

6/25/2008 9:04:57 AM

djeternal
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Quote :
"i've got a strong hankerin to tea bag someone"


paging drunknloaded

6/25/2008 9:06:25 AM

DivaBaby19
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Quote :
""i'd make my penis jump""


oh man this just made me smile so hard

6/25/2008 9:18:11 AM

sumfoo1
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"I like to shake my junk so it hits my legs... like ringing a bell..

<3 boxxers & soccer shorts combo
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this is from whatcha thinkin bout thread..

also i'm assuming this is how "ding dong" came to be.

6/25/2008 9:21:42 AM

LivinProof78
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"If I had a penis I definitely titty fuck some chick with big boobs..."


i don't get why dudes like this...it's pretty awkward

6/25/2008 9:21:56 AM

DivaBaby19
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^That just means your boobs aren't big enough

I'm a huge fan of the TF

6/25/2008 9:23:00 AM

drunknloaded
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i've never tried but it doesnt seem like it would be that fun to do all the time

6/25/2008 9:23:13 AM

sumfoo1
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I had an ex who liked it more than me... i agree on the awkward.

6/25/2008 9:23:15 AM

djeternal
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i've never seen the allure of titty fucking either

6/25/2008 9:23:29 AM

LivinProof78
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there are just so many more productive things that could be done with both the boobs and the penis....

it just seems like a waste of time to me

6/25/2008 9:24:48 AM

DivaBaby19
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It's not something you do everytime....but it adds fun to giving a blowjob....that's what I mean when I say titty fuck lol

I do it myself. I don't like a dude on top just slammin my tits.

6/25/2008 9:25:34 AM

drunknloaded
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^^yeah seems more cumbersome than anything else



[Edited on June 25, 2008 at 9:26 AM. Reason : ^haha]

6/25/2008 9:25:47 AM

sumfoo1
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hahaha.... agreed... its like dry humping but in a slighty more intimate location (yes i know lube is involved but i still feel like i might as well be humping a leg.

plus i hate the word "titty"

[Edited on June 25, 2008 at 9:26 AM. Reason : .]

6/25/2008 9:26:14 AM

DivaBaby19
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titty titty titty

I had to get it out. I will try to use other words now, just for you

6/25/2008 9:27:13 AM

djeternal
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i'd rather have a hand job. pretty much the same feeling and I don't have to do shit.

6/25/2008 9:27:39 AM

drunknloaded
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i like tits more than i like the word boobs

6/25/2008 9:28:22 AM

djeternal
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funbags

6/25/2008 9:28:52 AM

sumfoo1
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tit is ok titty just bothers me i dunno why.

6/25/2008 9:29:55 AM

LivinProof78
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i don't know...i guess i'm just not into a lot of frills...haha

makeout...touchy-feely, hands on stuff....oral....sex...

this is the natural progression of things...


if you want kinky...let's do kinky....

but not random foreplay stuff....

6/25/2008 9:32:49 AM

drunknloaded
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nvm

[Edited on June 25, 2008 at 9:35 AM. Reason : dif thread]

6/25/2008 9:34:16 AM

elkaybie
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YES!!! it's ALIVE!!!!!!

that's what she said...


i think i'd be the type of guy to go commando too...unless i was running, then i'd wear boxer briefs to keep everything in check

i don't think i'd be a manscaped guy...maybe a trim for a special occasion, but never hairless

except i would shave my head...less upkeep the better

6/25/2008 9:39:29 AM

djeternal
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you better keep it trimmed if you want to get a lot of blowjobs

6/25/2008 9:40:39 AM

LivinProof78
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commando FTMFW!

6/25/2008 9:40:58 AM

DivaBaby19
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^^WHAT HE SAID!!!!

I have learned to appreciate the art of going commando. I like it!

Now if only I had small boobs and could go without a bra....I'd be in heaven!

6/25/2008 9:42:37 AM

djeternal
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i don't like going commmando. my cock and balls stick to my thighs.

6/25/2008 9:44:03 AM

LivinProof78
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the only time i don't go commando is when i'm wearing a skirt to work...


and honestly...it's because i know what would happen if i didn't wear panties

6/25/2008 9:50:35 AM

mawle427
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this thread makes me laugh... you ladies are awesome.

6/25/2008 9:52:54 AM

ScHpEnXeL
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Quote :
"and honestly...it's because i know what would happen if i didn't wear panties"

WHAT WOULD HAPPEN

6/25/2008 9:54:23 AM

elkaybie
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I'd only buy magnums

6/25/2008 9:55:13 AM

LivinProof78
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i wouldn't get much work done...even though i would be clicking my mouse all day

6/25/2008 9:55:38 AM

mawle427
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MAGNUM

FILLED WITH

BEER

6/25/2008 9:56:06 AM

drunknloaded
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why do women like going commando?

[Edited on June 25, 2008 at 9:56 AM. Reason : i dont like it very much unless i'm in basketball shorts at home]

6/25/2008 9:56:19 AM

LivinProof78
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because i don't like wedgies

6/25/2008 9:57:03 AM

drunknloaded
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cant you wear boxers or something?

6/25/2008 9:57:29 AM

DivaBaby19
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^^

[Edited on June 25, 2008 at 9:59 AM. Reason : \/ that made me laff]

6/25/2008 9:57:37 AM

mawle427
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just stop, dnl.

ok maybe in my mind's world, all hot women wear tight pants, in which case boxers would look stupid.

[Edited on June 25, 2008 at 9:58 AM. Reason : ...]

6/25/2008 9:57:56 AM

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