Love her, leave her
Try to get the nerve to deceive her
I just dug myself deeper
Driving, sideways
I want to leave her stranded on the highway
Wish she would cheat so I could leave her
Love sick, lost it
Used to love your smell but now your toxic
Faking smiles makes me nauseous
No lies, goodbye
I think I’m gonna leave you on standby
Now I’m heading for clear skies

It’s my life, it’s my time
For cold drinks and sunshine
I’d be sitting pretty if it wasn’t for that shitty grin on your face
Night drive, with Saint Ides
The wrong side no headlights
Almost reached the interstate, the cops ran up my plates

You are everything that goes wrong
You’re my cd skipping on my favorite song
You are everything that goes wrong
You’re all the rubbers busting in Saigon

Temper rising
I want to grip your neck and tighten
I’d take the chair to stop your whining
Rain cloud, black sky
Pouring on my head I thirst for sunshine
If I can’t leave you then you’re dying
Cleave her, heave her
Drop her off the boat into the river
Wish you would sink a bit deeper
Stop sign, state line
Feeling kind of bad cuz it’s my first crime
Gotta make the border in record time

You are everything that goes wrong
You’re the resin clogging up my bong
You are everything that goes wrong
Getting crane kicked by Daniel San

If I told you that I loved you would you go away
The less I seem to like you the longer you seem to stay
I won’t listen for one minute, because it takes all day
There’s nothing else left to say
You are everything that goes wrong
Como ser botado por la immigracion
You are everything that goes wrong
You go Yoko I’m not your John
You are everything that goes wrong
You’re the girl we bitch about in every song
You are everything

11/9/2007 11:09:32 AM

I could stockpile food and join a militia
but I'd rather stay at home and kiss ya
Let them do what they're gonna do
Cuz if the government can read my mind
they know I'm thinking of you.

11/29/2007 6:08:39 PM

She fine as a super model
Built like a coke bottle
Hips like handel bars
Shortys stopping all the cars

11/30/2007 6:03:49 PM

"it aint my birthday but i got my name on that cake"

11/30/2007 7:44:22 PM

Hey there people, I'm Bobby Brown
They say I'm the cutest boy in town
My car is fast, my teeth are shiny
I tell all the girls they can kiss my hiney

Here I am, at a famous school
I'm dressing sharp and I'm acting cool
I got a cheerleader here, wants to help with my paper
Let her do all the work, and maybe later I'll rape her

Oh God I am the American dream
I do not think I'm too extreme
And I'm a handsome son of a bitch
I'm gonna get a good job and be real rich

Women's liberation
came creeping all across the nation
I tell you people, I was not ready
when I fucked this dyke by the name of Freddy

She made a little speach then uuh,
she tried to make me say when
She had my balls in a vice, but she left the dick
I guess it's still hooked on, but now it shoots too quick

Oh God I am the American dream
But now I smell like vaseline
I'm a miserable son of a bitch
Am I a boy or a lady, I don't know which

So I went out and bought me a leisure suit.
I jingle my change, but I'm still kinda cute
Got a job doing radio promo
and none of the jocks can even tell I'm a homo

Eventually me and a friend
sort of drifted along into S&M
I can take about an hour on the tower of power
As long as I gets a little golden shower

Oh God, I am the American dream
With a spindle up my butt 'till it makes me scream
And I'll do anything to get ahead
I lay awake nights saying "Thank you, Fred"

Oh God, oh God, I'm so fantastic.
Thanks to Freddie, I'm a sexual spastic
And my name is Bobby Brown
Watch me now, I´m going down

11/30/2007 8:39:01 PM

FUCK

[Edited on December 3, 2007 at 11:41 AM. Reason : -->
[Edited on December 3, 2007 at 11:42 AM. Reason : copy paste was horrible]

12/3/2007 11:40:26 AM

LOL, that sucked^

12/3/2007 11:42:37 AM

I'm the devil - if ever there was such a thing
The results of much too many drugs what you're seeing
I'm a mindfuck, completely dis-(gus)-ting
I'm (white), a human mutt, fuck a being
I'm a dog - fuck lambs, I'm silencin 'em all
I'm involved in murders forensic science couldn't solve
Giant set of balls too big to buy a set of drawers
Might as well unzip my fly and let 'em fall to the floor
Each thought's completely warped
I'm like a walkin, talkin, ouija board
Speakin in tongues, I've never spoke this speech before
.. Hhem-delle-la, ennich-me-noughh-mi-niche-mick-norr ..
Have you ever experienced spirits in lyrics when you hear 'em
'til you scared to stare in into any mirrors when you near 'em?
Well if so, get ready for some shit yo
"Is this some kind of sick joke?" Shit no, motherfuckin schitzo
So disturbed, he just goes so berzerk he tiptoes
This verse was his urge to slit throats of just hoes
Just goes to shizzow you dizzon't, fizzuck with
so-someone this disturbed, sa-sippin on si-zzurp
So - lock your doors, drop to the floors
Get your shotguns drawn - here comes another "Clockwork Orange"
Look at Bizarre; you really think he's right in his mind?
What the fuck you think's goin through it when he's writin his rhyme?

12/18/2007 2:42:58 PM

I think someone needs this.

[Edited on December 26, 2007 at 10:45 PM. Reason : sawahash]

12/26/2007 10:44:09 PM

lawl fecal japan quoted a Jordan Knight song



(and I recognized it )

12/27/2007 2:21:23 AM

I was sitting in my basement.
I just rolled myself a taste
Of something green and gold and glorious
To get me through the day.
Then my friend yelled through the transom
"Grab your coat and get your hat son,
There's a nut down on the corner,
Givin' dollar bills away"
But I laid around a bit
Then I had another hit.
Then I rolled myself a bomber.
Then I thought about my mama.
Then I fooled around, played around
jacked around a while and then
I got stoned and I missed it.
I got stoned and I missed it.
I got stoned and it rolled right by.
I got stoned and I missed it.
I got stoned and I missed it.
I got stoned... oh me... oh my.


It took seven months of urgin'
Just to get that local virgin
With the sweet face
Up to my place
To fool around a bit.
Next day she woke up rosy,
And she snuggled up so cozy.
When she asked me how I liked it,
Lord it hurts me to admit,
I got stoned and I missed it.
I got stoned and I missed it.
I got stoned and it rolled right by.
I got stoned and I missed it.
I got stoned and I missed it.
I got stoned... oh me... oh my.


I'm makin' no excuses
For the many things I uses
Just to sweeten up my relationships
And brighten up my day.
When my earthly race is over
And I'm ready for the clover
And they ask me how my life has been
I guess I'll have to say,
I got stoned and I missed it.
I got stoned and I missed it.
I got stoned and it rolled right by.
I got stoned and I missed it.
I got stoned and I missed it.
I got stoned... oh me... oh my.

[Edited on December 27, 2007 at 2:27 AM. Reason : d]

12/27/2007 2:26:02 AM

You wanted to draw a picture,
but your relationship could never hold a pose.
You're left with a room full of sketches,
That only hint at the love you wanted to know.
Let it out, let it go. Hold back the tears no longer.
Let them fall on the floor, not on your will to be stronger

-Van Hunt

1/4/2008 4:38:26 AM

im in the middle of your picture,
lyin in the reeds.

[Edited on January 4, 2008 at 4:40 AM. Reason : asdfadsfasd]

1/4/2008 4:39:35 AM

sometimes love don't feel like it should....make it hurt so good.

1/4/2008 4:44:38 AM

Slob on my knob
Like corn on the cob

1/4/2008 7:18:00 AM

One hand on this wily comet
Take a drink just to give me some weight
Some uber-man i'd make,
I'm barely a vapor....

1/4/2008 7:47:28 AM

The drunkards drink deeply from cups full of nothingness,
Ghost lovers laugh at the games that they play.
The moments do somersaults into eternity,
Cling to their coattails and beg them to stay,
Saying I got nothing to hide.

1/4/2008 7:51:01 AM

The pain that greets me
Is a stick that beats me
Solid dream, hope isn't what it seems

Words I can't miss
Is a song that sings you
Missing friend, tomorrow is the end

What a step in time
Find my place in life

1/4/2008 9:08:59 AM

Jack one, smack one, run off wit ya sack son
Anybody wit the loot, give it up or I'ma shoot
Bow down M-town, niggaz like to ride clean
Snort on some good dope, smoke on some good green
Friday payday, so I'm at the Shake Junt
Lookin' fo' a big lick, fiendin' for a fat blunt
Saw my victim caught me one slippin'
On the side of the club takin' a pissin'
No mask on face I didn't really need it
He can be damn fool and he'll get heated
Point blank, snatch bank, runnin' like a track star
Heart pumpin' fast like I ate out the crack jar
No one saw me made clean getaway
That means that I still live to get paid
Late night, all night jackin on the spizot
Breakin up a dice game or where it's hizot

2/15/2008 8:11:28 AM

come back from San Francisco
and kiss me, I've quit smoking

2/17/2008 11:07:05 AM

my girl wants to party all the time
party all the time
party all the tiiiiiiime.

2/17/2008 11:31:18 AM

My spaceship crashed, against the wall
my neighbor's grass ain't so green after all.
And I wouldn't have a second thought about the fall,
but I'm wondering who will love me in the winter?

-Van Hunt

2/18/2008 4:35:49 AM

god hates us all

2/18/2008 4:47:15 AM

if you don't wake up...
i'll have to stop kissing you.

2/20/2008 2:11:52 PM

^^on that note

You'll never touch God's hand
You'll never taste God's breath
Because you'll never see the second coming
Life's too short to be focused on insanity
I've seen the ways of God
I'll take the devil any day
Hail Satan

2/20/2008 2:52:42 PM

100, 200, 300, 400, 500, 600 Oh they're found dead, dead
And I am numb from watching TV
100, 200, 300, 400, 500, 600 Oh they're just there, there
And I am numb from Watching TV
Please don't break me

2/20/2008 3:21:52 PM

on a scale of 1 to awesome i'm the shit

2/21/2008 10:43:20 AM

Listen up, cuz there ain't nothin funny
I want a hot girl and a little bit of money
I want a little house where my band can live
cuz we're tired of moving every other weekend.

And I'm tired of the man always shuttin' us down,
Tired of my old man 'cause he's never around
And I'm tired of eating off of other people's plates,
And I don't look important, so they're tellin' me to wait
Police records said they wouldn't exist,
I wanna know the meaning of a Christmas list

2/21/2008 10:55:38 AM

^ good charlotte?! wow!

2/21/2008 11:09:38 AM

lol i was hoping everyone of T-Dub was too elitist to have listened to this.

Ahh well, we all went to middle school once.

2/21/2008 11:11:39 AM

haha, it's true.

in retrospect... i shouldn't have acknowledged i recognized it in the first place.

2/21/2008 11:13:13 AM

HAHHAHAAH yeah thats what i was thinking

Quote :

" I've got a book of mathes I've got a can of kerosene I've got some bad ideas involving you and me i don't blame you for walking away i touch myself at thoughts of flames i shat the bed and laid there in it thinking of you wide awake for days wide awake for days"

2/21/2008 11:15:45 AM

it's so simple to be afraid
it's so simple
when you know who you are.
it's so simple to be afraid
it's so simple
when you know who you are.

2/23/2008 8:28:07 PM

the scene ends badly
as you might imagine
in a cavalcade of anger and fear

2/23/2008 8:58:53 PM

Bite your tongue. Who taught you those words?
Blaspheme! When you are under my roof,
don’t ever say rock and roll.
Don’t ever say rock and roll.

2/23/2008 9:03:35 PM

They say a man should always dress for the job he wants. So why am I dressed up like a pirate in this restaurant?

It's all because some hacker stole my identity, now I'm in here every evenin servin chowder and iced tea.

Shoulda gone to Free Credit Report dot com (YEEHAW), I coulda seen this comin at me like an atom bomb.

They monitor your credit and send you email alerts, so you don't end up sellin fish to tourists in t-shirts.

2/23/2008 9:04:20 PM

lol.

random indeed!

2/23/2008 9:04:53 PM

which one of you sons of bitches is going to make me feel alive
which one of you mother fuckers
is going to get inside my heart
is going to get inside my heart
is going to get inside my heart attack
whoa

2/23/2008 9:09:26 PM

For the stable running brave
From the cradle to the grave
This is my day, this is my song
I am alive, what can go wrong?

2/23/2008 9:11:07 PM

aw. one of my threads still lives.

2/23/2008 9:41:20 PM

the music isn't shit.
it's all about image, image, image.
fuck your song, you're looking good!

2/24/2008 1:31:27 PM

Quando as coisas do coração
Não consegue compreender
O que a mente não faz questão
E nem tem forças para obedecer
Quantos sonhos já destruí
E deixei escapar das mãos
E se o futuro assim permitir
Não pretendo viver em vão
Meu amor não estamos sós
Tem um mundo a esperar por nós
Do infinito do céu azul
Pode ter vida em marte
Entao vem cá
Me dá a sua língua
Então vem
Eu quero abraçar vocë
Seu poder vem do sol
Minha medida
Entao vem
Vamos viver a vida
Então vem
Se não eu vou perder quem sou
Vou querer me mudar
Para uma Life on Mars

2/24/2008 1:34:23 PM

go on and burn your bridges
but only if you can swim
deep in the sea of disbelief
this time your screams won't be heard.

...

we can't stop
we can't stop now
we can't stop
we can't stop now


WE WERE BORN FOR BATTLE!!
WITHOUT VISION WE WILL DIE
WE WERE BORN FOR BATTLE!!
AGAINST THE TIDE OF COMPROMISE

2/25/2008 11:11:07 PM

and then you say, "hey i brought you flowers"
and then you say, "wait a minute sally!"
"i think i got something in my teeth
would you get it out for me?"
THAT'S FUCKING TEAMWORK!

[Edited on February 26, 2008 at 11:37 AM. Reason : doh!]

2/26/2008 11:36:56 AM

this is the night
you are the fire

3/7/2008 7:03:23 PM

If it's not a rapper that I make it as
I'ma be a fuckin rapist in a Jason mask

3/7/2008 7:06:25 PM

I gotta get my girl to rock that body
Before I left I hit the Bacardi
Pulled to the house get her out of the pad
And the bitch said something to make me mad
She said somethin' that I couldn't believe
So I grabbed the stupid bitch by her nappy ass weave
Started talkin' shit, would'nt you know?
I reached back like a pimp and I slapped the ho'

3/8/2008 1:21:58 AM

i dont care how late it is, im really glad to see some low life love in here

3/8/2008 1:29:29 AM

Images of broken light which
dance before me like a million eyes
That call me on and on across the universe
Thoughts meander like a
restless wind inside a letter box
they tumble blindly as
they make their way across the universe

3/8/2008 12:41:39 PM

The child is grown, the dream is gone.

3/9/2008 6:55:26 PM