ahaha thread title made me lawl pretty hard.


EDIT:

i'll let second post take the page number V

[Edited on October 28, 2007 at 5:40 PM. Reason : ]

10/28/2007 5:39:36 PM

Page 3, 'Like a sausage but with cracks on its surface'

10/28/2007 5:44:57 PM

^^ do you have the right to do that?

10/28/2007 5:49:18 PM

bitch it is within my jurisdiction to do whatever the fuck i want.

except for a couple things.

10/28/2007 6:18:40 PM

Now if she would only learn to love shutting the fuck up.

10/28/2007 6:19:15 PM

almost sharted at like 8:45am....now that i let it stay inside my colon for a while its gonna be nice and firm

11/10/2007 5:50:09 PM

11/10/2007 5:52:59 PM

I hate it when you feel constipated but it's just really bad gas that won't come out.

Shit hurts.

11/10/2007 6:01:03 PM

got a dook in the making...i could prolly dook now but dont feel a turtle head poking out so gonna give it some time...dont want to prematurely dook and have it break off at the end, therefore requiring half a roll of toilet paper and/or shower to have a clean anus

12/28/2007 8:43:58 PM

have a 2 or 3 right now...feels more like a 2 than a 3...

1/2/2008 1:15:54 PM

^ type 1 is like deer shit

1/2/2008 1:17:09 PM

a chick i knew was in a reasearch study and carried ^^ shit chart around with her

1/2/2008 1:20:01 PM

1/11/2008 2:53:12 AM

man that dook felt good

2/15/2008 7:56:12 PM

[Edited on February 15, 2008 at 8:13 PM. Reason : note to self... do not post while drinking. dammit!]

2/15/2008 8:12:43 PM

ugh...I'm gonna have to start drinking if you keep posting that shit.

2/15/2008 8:15:02 PM

haha, i'm not going to make a habit of it. kind of grosses me out.

2/15/2008 8:17:30 PM

I've been having a lot of type 1's lately...

2/15/2008 8:22:08 PM

We have way too many threads about poopie.

2/15/2008 8:26:16 PM

bttt

1/20/2014 11:23:16 AM

bttt

12/9/2021 10:32:13 AM

While I have to poop almost every time I eat and as soon as I wake up (I had a foot and a half of my colon removed and had to wear a bag for a bit) since all that’s over and I don’t have ripping cramps and cold sweats anymore when I need to make a two. It’s one of the most enjoyable 5 times a day experience. My brothers dog that I keep sometimes gets all grumpy when she has to go but when she comes in she is the most energetic happiest playful dogs I’ve ever seen! Lol.

12/9/2021 11:06:04 AM

Eating egg salad on the can

12/9/2021 11:11:13 AM

^^ you go 5 times/day

[Edited on December 9, 2021 at 11:16 AM. Reason : is it a religion?]

12/9/2021 11:16:32 AM

I have diverticular disease and lived in agony many times a week. It turned into a severe blockage that put me in the hospital for a month before emergency surgery. Now I have less colon but no pain. So shitting 5 times a day with no pain is a nothing compared to having pain for years my abs cut open and an ostemy for months and I’m grateful for I being able to shit 5 times a day.

12/9/2021 11:38:07 AM

I think you are confusing shitting with shitposting 5 times a day.

12/9/2021 11:46:01 AM

I think you are confusing me with your image in the mirror troll.

12/9/2021 11:47:23 AM

^^^ oh i see.

sorry you had to go through all that. thanks for answering.

glad you are able to go pain-free now

12/9/2021 1:39:25 PM

Thank you it’s quite a blessing. They fucked up my transfer of epidural from surgery to recovery when they split me. I’m not asking for tears or sympathy but I felt the full pain of being split twelve inches for I don’t know how long til they worked it out. They said when they finally got it back in I hit the button 72 times in an a minute. Of course it doesn’t drop each punch but they just said keep pressing it til you don’t feel pain. Lol

12/9/2021 3:52:38 PM

Quote :

"I felt the full pain of being split twelve inches for I don’t know how long til they worked it out."

God damn that's tragic. Well, glad to know you lived through it.

The American thing to do, but in this case also justifiable, would have been to sue them! Did you think about it?

12/10/2021 1:06:10 PM

Quote :

" I think you are confusing shitting with shitposting 5 times a day. "

Well done

12/11/2021 1:04:59 AM