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12/10/2007 9:31:11 AM

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"Roommate called a few years back when this due was hurling himself repeatedly at our door at about 2 AM trying to get into our apartment. Cops showed up just as he decided to change tactic and kicked in a window. Turns out he was coming home drunk from a bachelor party, got dropped off at the wrong building, and thought his roommates had changed the locks on him"

haha.. kinda like the time we took my buddies bed apart and reassembled it in the middle of a parking space... He went to bed thinking he was in his room he was so stupid shit faced...HAHAH, fucker woke up to the apartment manager standing over him and it just happened to be a day the corporate people were coming by. needless to say they didn't find it quite as hilarious as we did

[Edited on December 10, 2007 at 9:38 AM. Reason : too funny to put on last post of previous page]

12/10/2007 9:38:32 AM

Tonight.

Some foghat was fluctuating between 10 below and 10 over the speed limit tonight on Western, and swerving somewhat.

And driving with their lights off.

Drunk driver or a cunt on a cell phone...with driving like that, there's no difference.

2/28/2008 12:04:25 AM

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"also once when my dad was chopping down a tree in the backyard and the chainsaw kicked back into his calf and cut the muscle to the bone."

goddamn that is hardcore

2/28/2008 12:07:32 AM

i called this summer on a sunday (because 911 can dispatch to the animal control, but on the weekends there aren't always animal people available or something) because it was like 100 degrees and two puppies were locked in a station wagon and there was NO sign of anyone around. it was just randomly parked on a street downtown outside a bunch of closed businesses. the windows weren't even cracked. gave the police the license number and they came to rescue the doggies.

2/28/2008 12:28:02 AM

once in hs when my lil bro was lost. turned out my stepdad had picked him up from the house after work and hadn't told my mom.

also called campus police once last yr when old roomie's ex-bf came over drunk claiming he had been shot at.

2/28/2008 12:48:39 AM