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9/28/2007 3:29:36 PM

oops

9/28/2007 3:29:38 PM

I BET SOME OF YOU TOOLS HAVE BEEN DOING THAT TONIGHT

10/7/2007 4:49:36 AM

I've never done coke, but weed and shrooms are fair game. I'm definitely more of a weed guy though

10/7/2007 7:37:43 AM

Watch Requiem for a Dream and then tell me you still want to do coke

10/7/2007 2:10:07 PM

They were doing meth in that movie

10/7/2007 2:17:55 PM

http://www.letsdocoke.ytmnd.com

loller

10/7/2007 2:21:43 PM

10/7/2007 2:28:10 PM

rusty pipes!

10/7/2007 2:29:26 PM

this thread is whiter than a paper plate in a snow storm

10/7/2007 3:06:23 PM

This guy is the owner of Gumby's pizza.

10/10/2007 12:15:39 AM

sara was the only one in requiem even close to doing meth. harry, tyrone and marion were all heroin addicts and the few times you see white is uncut H.

Spun, on the other hand, is all about meth, borrows most all of the camera work from AronofskyRequiem and could be confused, if you are one that lacks the intelligence to complete 120 raked hands of .25c poker without losing 50 dollars.

[Edited on October 10, 2007 at 12:29 AM. Reason : .]

10/10/2007 12:26:18 AM

Quote :

"if you are one that lacks the intelligence to complete 120 raked hands of .25c poker without losing 50 dollars."

lololol

10/10/2007 9:27:57 AM

r this serious thread?! how did i overlook this one...

11/14/2007 11:20:18 PM

11/14/2007 11:25:31 PM

cocaine is so over rated...it just makes you really figity and makes your heart beat like a mf

its kinda the opposite of marijuana, which is a big turn off for me

11/14/2007 11:26:21 PM

Coke is terrible for only one reason--- the fallout....

For those who have dabbled with the drug you may have experience the following sequence of events.....

1) You get a happy sack of yayo and obligatorily lick/stick your pinky or index finger into the sack (generally weighing less than paid for) and grab a good taste to decipher if it is quality product or not.

2) (assuming it is decent shit) You begin to feel a bit of a tingle in your gums spreading to the back of your tongue.

3) Once the majority of your face is numb and you have validated that this is going to be a terrible evening you step into step 4.

4) Search around the room for a small and preferably flat surface which you cna never seem to find immediately. You could just use your desk or coffee table however a CD case, binder, or mirror always seems to be a more appropriate utensil of sorts.

5) You then dump out a bit to share with friends... This amount is usually a bit less than you would generally do yourself, but hey- The shits expensive right?

6) After each doing a small line the rush is immediate and unexpected as it creeps up on you a bit. This step is considered the "teaser" as it is a wonderfully acceptable social buz that doesn't necessarily hinder your ability to function properly.

7) After a good 15 minutes you go for round two... ONly this time "THE DRUG" begins to think for you. Now rather than cutting out a few equally sized lines you cut out a few small and one a bit larger for yourself... ensuring that you do yours first so no one notices you also dab a bit off the table for a lipper and cary on your way.

8-10) Continue the same process until hands are clammy, jaw free swinging, legs a bit shaky, and speech so accelerated that you stop and try to replay what you said in order to make sense of it...

9) *THE FALLOUT* You realize you are now out of cocaine and are DEVASTATED. From here there are 2 options...

a) You find more.
- In this case you will continue up all night and probably into the morning.
- You try to buy more in the morning but realize that either no one is awake or you are
piss broke. Probably try to call a few friends to borrow money or a couple dealers to
wake their significant others and generally wind up feeling stupid as shit in the
morning.
- regardless you wind up in the same situation as described below only feeling double
as shitty.

b) You can't find more.
-In this scenario you will have probably spent at least a good half hour trying to find
someone with shit and at least another hour waiting on a "call back ;-)" By the time
You accept the fact that you are done for the night the birds are already chirping.
- Now it is time for bed.... You can never quite get comfortable and your eyes refuse
to stay shut. Chances are you were drinking all night so you probably have to piss
every 10 minutes which doesn't help the sleeping situation.
- You try to smoke pot to help sleep... this is worthless as you wind up with cotton
mouth and are forced to get up for a drink only making you have to piss more often.

10) SO you never really got to sleep eh? You get that half assed sleep where you are awake but body is resting, eyes closed, and the clock speeds by.

11) You go to work/school the following morning. Nose is sniffly, because you are congested your oxygen flow is faulty and you are good and dreary/dissoriented. Everyone seems to be looking at you funny as you wipe itty bitty bloody specs of snot onto your sleeve. You pray for the day to end.

12) the day ends and you realize the following:

- My nose hurts, feels like it is broken, and bleeding.
-I can't breathe.
-I am out of cash that I needed for something else
-My co workers think I'm a junkie
-My dealers won't talk to me because I woke them up at 9am.
-My friends won't talk to me because i tried to borrow money at 9am.
-I AM OUT OF COKE STILL!!!







OR- I suppose you could go out to the titty bar, bump a couple, get laid, go to bed, and have a solid social life.... who knows

11/14/2007 11:52:10 PM

Ive never done any drugs. For the record

11/14/2007 11:55:54 PM

From a scientific stand point

Coke's major job is to make your body release dopamine. You body has an alotted amount that it distributes regularly. Dopamine is largely responsible for a person's happiness. When you do coke, your brain is fooled into releasing dopamine, draining your bodies natural supplies. Now, the terrible crash asssociated with coke is due to the fact that when you come down from all that dopamine, your body has used all it has. Now, it does not have enough to continue it normal secretion. Thus, a person must do more coke, just to feel normal. Think of it as spending your pay check in the first day rather than budgeting it across the two weeks.

In essence: If you do coke you are totally fucked.

11/15/2007 12:32:26 AM

^If any of that is wrong, which I am pretty sure it isn't feel free to correct me

11/15/2007 12:33:09 AM

Quote :

"If you do coke you are totally fucked"

[Edited on November 15, 2007 at 3:44 PM. Reason : .]

11/15/2007 3:43:52 PM

hahaha


i forgot about this thread.

11/15/2007 3:45:43 PM

like any other drug/vice it depends on the quality. Sure, the dealer will give you a bump of his good shit for free, but there on after you're paying for low grade shit.


No that i would know or anything, because ive never done drugs, ever.

11/15/2007 3:46:50 PM

lol- ^^me too.... and then I "bumped" into it

^true... unless you are the supplier or just someone really special in which case:

Quote :

"you are totally fucked"

[Edited on November 15, 2007 at 3:49 PM. Reason : .]

11/15/2007 3:47:11 PM

Quote :

"I want to get into the cocaine business for the ladies. "

lmao


I'm hilarious.

11/15/2007 3:50:02 PM

Cocaine is powerful enough to make you steal your SO's stash when your's is all gone.

[Edited on November 15, 2007 at 3:55 PM. Reason : .]

11/15/2007 3:53:50 PM

I will never do it again

11/15/2007 4:00:50 PM

Quote :

"^true... unless you are the supplier or just someone really special "

or unless you've known the seller for over ten years and he always saves the prime gator for you.

11/15/2007 4:01:08 PM

prime gator?



what the hell kind of term is that?

11/15/2007 4:02:42 PM

be my friend?

11/15/2007 4:03:21 PM

be my friend?

11/15/2007 4:04:53 PM

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=gator


scroll down and peruse the pages.


most of the time wepeople just say "lay out some gators"

[Edited on November 15, 2007 at 4:06 PM. Reason : not gonna get into this again ]

11/15/2007 4:05:54 PM

i get it



when a line of cocaine is wide in the middle and narrow at the end



it resembles an alligator.

11/15/2007 4:07:02 PM

as in snorting gator tails

11/15/2007 4:07:22 PM

exactly



or you can ball out and go for a Hollywood which is a big one lined across the whole width of the mirror.

[Edited on November 15, 2007 at 4:09 PM. Reason : but then you'd probably die. unless you were baller]

11/15/2007 4:07:38 PM

you're like some kind of mentor, jeepin4x4

11/15/2007 4:08:27 PM

no. i'm not.

11/15/2007 4:09:46 PM

or better yet... a "half gagger"

11/15/2007 4:12:30 PM

what the hell


where's "half gagger" come from?

11/15/2007 4:12:59 PM

"God damn, god damn! I almost fuckin' puked off that gagger I just ripped! But I'm geeked of my ass now so its all good."

11/15/2007 4:14:13 PM

11/15/2007 4:17:56 PM

but but

you wouldn't gag on something that is ingested nasally




right?

11/15/2007 4:18:27 PM

it numbs as it drips - and still makes you gag if you SNORT A BIG ENOUGH LINE!

11/15/2007 4:19:05 PM

drugs scare me

11/15/2007 4:19:27 PM

^^^ you still (the next day) make me LOL w/ this thread

11/15/2007 4:21:50 PM

[no homo]

11/15/2007 4:27:56 PM

i heard that you will die the first time you try cocaine

11/15/2007 7:01:44 PM