Not to get all Soap Box on Chit Chat, but there's a strange voyeurism to The Slammer that makes me uncomfortable every time I see it. Hey y'all, look! People's lives are getting ruined! Most likely due to their own actions!!

Weird.

9/17/2010 11:03:37 AM

The one legged 900 pound squat is still the best story ive heard from him


he was squatting 900lbs and his knee blew out on the way down so he lifted his leg up and finished the lift on one leg

9/17/2010 11:07:15 AM

Quote :

"is anybody else thinking the root cause of all these crazy stories is mental illness?"

something has triggered it since he was younger because i remember meeting him back in '97 when he lived in Bagwell...

we spent a while chatting in front of the bookstore one friday...

he was loading that same telescope (the million dollar one) into the back of the crappy little s10 pick-up he was driving at the time....maybe it was a ranger...but it was just a little pos truck...

he was telling me about it...nothing crazy...just about liking telescopes...and that he was going to be late for work at The Nature Company...

nothing about any of that conversation ever led me to believe he was a pathological liar because nothing at all was amiss about it...

i just remember he ALWAYS smelled like stale beer back then...regardless of what time of day you saw him

[Edited on September 17, 2010 at 11:08 AM. Reason : adsf]

9/17/2010 11:07:26 AM

he wasnt a toolbag, he was a cool guy and i liked the dude


i think he seriously, not tryna clown, but seriously has some kind of imbalance or disease because he seriously believed these lies he told and could recount them again and again

poor dude, i hope hes doin well

9/17/2010 11:08:39 AM

oh...i agree...i always liked uday...and he put up with a lot more shit going down at his apartment back when we all used to hang out than anybody probably ever should have...

but he hasn't always been that way....

or maybe he has and it just got worse the older he got and the more "worldly" things he was exposed to

9/17/2010 11:11:18 AM

no way, the best story is how he was riding in a limousine in columbia when two rival drug cartels caught him in a crossfire so the limousine skidded to a halt and he jumped out with two machine guns firing back at the drug cartels behind the cars bullet proof door

that one was just amazing...to hear someone state that as fact in public is just mind blowing

9/17/2010 12:14:02 PM

i don't remember him ever telling me lies like this.

wait, he did tell me he worked for the ems when my drunk roommate had to be carried to my jeep. was this true or false?

9/17/2010 12:17:37 PM

false

9/17/2010 12:19:19 PM

i'm sure you remember that night

9/17/2010 12:20:50 PM

I remember back when he hiked Kilimanjaro and then headed to the African coastline to surf with sharks. Ahhh ... a true Renaissance man.

9/17/2010 12:29:42 PM

hands up which of you dumb girls slept with him

9/17/2010 12:31:32 PM

[raises hand]

9/17/2010 12:32:37 PM

9/17/2010 12:32:57 PM

Quote :

"i'm sure you remember that night"

tell the ginger i said hi

9/17/2010 12:38:27 PM

lol. sure thing.


and i think she might be blond now

[Edited on September 17, 2010 at 12:41 PM. Reason : ...]

9/17/2010 12:41:15 PM

[quote]no way, the best story is how he was riding in a limousine in columbia when two rival drug cartels caught him in a crossfire so the limousine skidded to a halt and he jumped out with two machine guns firing back at the drug cartels behind the cars bullet proof door

that one was just amazing...to hear someone state that as fact in public is just mind blowing

9/17/2010 1:53:45 PM

Quote :

"no way, the best story is how he was riding in a limousine in columbia when two rival drug cartels caught him in a crossfire so the limousine skidded to a halt and he jumped out with two machine guns firing back at the drug cartels behind the cars bullet proof door that one was just amazing...to hear someone state that as fact in public is just mind blowing"

haha he told me this one too

[Edited on September 17, 2010 at 1:54 PM. Reason : d]

9/17/2010 1:53:45 PM

Quote :

" wait, he did tell me he worked for the ems when my drunk roommate had to be carried to my jeep. was this true or false?"

LOL i remember this night, oddly enough

9/17/2010 2:05:26 PM

He told me that he tore a biceps while hauling a stranded flood victim to safety via helicopter after the harness had broken. He said that he held on to the victim and a log or something for about an hour until they fixed the harness.

Another time he told me that he was dismissed from a hand-to-hand combat course because the instructor asked him to spar to show the rest of the attendees how to defend themselves and during the demonstration Uday claimed to have disarmed the instructor and cut him with the knife in the heat of the moment. He said that "his insticts just kicked in."

9/17/2010 2:29:17 PM

Need to Photoshop udorawala's head on some karate guy karate-ing some other dude on the ground and caption it

INSTINCTS JUST KICKED IN, YO

9/17/2010 2:31:38 PM

so this guy just lived in a fantasy world or did he just enjoy making up insane stories?

9/17/2010 2:32:49 PM

He also claimed to be a model and have $3.5 million... no wait, $5.5 million in the bank. Jaybee1200 and Joie can confirm these claims.

Man, there are just so many awesome stories to remember.

[Edited on September 17, 2010 at 2:38 PM. Reason : ]

9/17/2010 2:38:14 PM

it sort of reminds me of my senile great grandfather

he'll watch something on TV and get it confused with his life so he'll began telling people things he did that he never actually did, he just saw them on TV

9/17/2010 2:43:13 PM

aww. sounds cute. i want to meet him.

9/17/2010 2:43:50 PM

Honestly, he should write a book, Tucker Max-style. I'd read it. Uday is entertaining.

9/17/2010 2:51:42 PM

lol at iheartkisses...a true renaissance man hahaha




everytime i see uday's name i always start singing this song

9/17/2010 2:57:12 PM

UDER

3/30/2014 1:34:15 PM

Uday getting into the sauce?

NNNNOOOOOOOOO WAY?!

3/30/2014 1:52:32 PM

I think all secret agents are alcoholics, we can't blame him for being really good at covert ops.

3/30/2014 2:52:15 PM