awesome...i've never even met jen and i know she likes it in the butt

1/13/2008 10:00:52 PM

so you two have something in common eh?

1/13/2008 10:01:22 PM

Quote :

"look it doesn't have to be some sort of women's secret i mean the nut in the pussy trot to the paper towel rack is quite humerous"

#1 That's something I'm not posting about
#2 is very funny. But we have towels that don't ever even go in the linen closet - they get put on the bookcase by the bed Very conducive to postcoital napping

1/13/2008 10:03:21 PM

nope...i dont think we have anything in common

1/13/2008 10:03:33 PM

all women like it in the butt... some just don't know it yet

1/13/2008 10:07:54 PM

1/13/2008 10:09:10 PM

1/13/2008 10:12:31 PM

ahahah

nice

1/13/2008 10:14:30 PM

Quote :

"I've said it before silicone > pjur >astroglide"

Try ID millenium. It's expensive because it's worth it, that is all.

1/13/2008 10:31:22 PM

Quote :

"anyway my friend shockingly told me she likes it for the way it feels"

how is that shocking? unless she's a nun or something.

1/13/2008 11:03:15 PM

I'd like to try.

/sl00t

1/13/2008 11:16:57 PM

I just realized there's never been a good answer posted to the original question

1/13/2008 11:38:51 PM

It's called Chit Chat.

Nothing is consistent with the original post in case you haven't figured it out yet.

1/13/2008 11:45:51 PM

lies

1/13/2008 11:46:33 PM

The funny needs to be brought to page 3

1/13/2008 11:50:21 PM

that is great because it doesnt appear to be staged

1/13/2008 11:51:15 PM

Quote :

"I don't know how much of this can be attributed to me being an outspoken pervert, and how much can be attributed to my 'don't be skurred' take on things ...but I just don't see why anyone would refuse to let someone play in an area with so much potential. I seriously think every girl ought to give it one honest go with a caring partner, before swearing it off"

ambrosia1231's take on it

1/13/2008 11:52:58 PM

^^^I love that gif.

1/14/2008 12:07:38 AM

1/14/2008 2:35:52 PM

this thread is awesome

you need like half an imagination to get off from this thread

1/14/2008 2:41:19 PM

BUT I POOP FROM THERE!

1/14/2008 2:42:33 PM

the % that likes it is much higher than you would think....

1/15/2008 5:40:51 PM

haha some chicks ask for it even

1/15/2008 5:44:52 PM

Quote :

"awesome...i've never even met jen and i know she likes it in the butt"

how is it that i manage to miss things like this

1/15/2008 6:28:26 PM

do guys usually get off quicker from dooky sex or vag sex?

1/15/2008 7:08:08 PM

vag

1/15/2008 7:36:34 PM

hmmmmmm, thats interesting....i've always heard it was warmer and tighter...that would make me think dooky sex would get one off quicker.....very interesting...

1/15/2008 7:37:38 PM

1/23/2008 11:16:53 PM

gunzz likes it

1/23/2008 11:31:10 PM

1/31/2008 11:18:15 PM

bttt

let's try to get on a page SFW

6/3/2013 3:09:45 PM

jeepin, you are either getting laid entirely too much or entirely too little at the moment

6/3/2013 3:30:37 PM

hahaha, that had nothing to do with this bump honestly.

but thanks for the vote of confidence or voice of concern, either way

6/3/2013 3:34:02 PM

Is a thread about being buttfucked really ever SFW? I guess there are some pretty liberal workplaces out there, but still.

6/3/2013 3:42:20 PM

eh, i consider any text to be SFW. it's the images most people worry about


also i'd trade lewisjew for Lucylegen any day. there used to be some strange folk on this site back in the day.

6/3/2013 3:47:09 PM

I had a friend who was alternating between vaginal and anal sex in real time. Days later she ended up getting an infection, becoming toxic, and almost dying.

I have another friend who has a phallic shaped shower attachment that he uses to clean his asshole. I suppose that's the way to go if you're going to do it regularly.

6/3/2013 9:08:33 PM

I too give a nod to that Pjur lubricant back on page 2. If you keep a cup of water around you don't need to use much more after the initial application.

Sprinkle a few drops and it comes right back to life.

6/3/2013 9:12:20 PM

^^ but they do it in porn ... how could it be dangerous?

6/3/2013 9:13:44 PM

I was thinking about that too.

I wouldn't be surprised if they too had shower attachments either off set or at home. An adjustable flow of hot water seems ideal.

6/3/2013 9:18:25 PM

it's sad to think that eloquent ambrosia1231 is dead

peace to her

6/3/2013 9:19:54 PM

ahem...

http://health.usnews.com/health-news/blogs/on-women/2009/04/06/what-farrah-fawcett-can-teach-us-about-anal-cancer

6/3/2013 9:20:41 PM

Obviously they're better versed in the ways of anal maintenance than the average citizen. I'm sure you could find an answer somewhere online from a firsthand source.

6/3/2013 9:20:55 PM

everyone go have some buttsex in her memory

(I don't say that lightly to disrespect her; rather I think she'd appreciate it)

6/3/2013 9:21:14 PM

I'm sure she would...like pouring a 40 on the ground. sad, poignant buttsex.

6/3/2013 9:23:34 PM

BUT I POOP FROM THERE!

6/3/2013 9:23:55 PM

Congrats to Michael Douglas for being cancer free.

6/3/2013 9:26:18 PM

Who knew you could get cancer from chowin beav?

6/3/2013 9:42:52 PM

What the fuck doesn't give you cancer these days?

Pretty soon porn will give you eyeball cancer...

[Edited on June 3, 2013 at 9:46 PM. Reason : eyeball cancer]

6/3/2013 9:45:42 PM

If it came down to having throat cancer or anal cancer from HPV, throat cancer all the way. I'd rather have a feeding tube than a shit bag.

Also, throat cancer is usually a longer life sentence because they are typically the slow growing kind.

6/3/2013 9:55:04 PM

I guess this all explains why I have been seeing ads for giving Gardasil to boys lately.

6/3/2013 10:02:12 PM