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10/26/2009 1:07:50 AM

10/27/09

Do they broadcast shows like "So You Think You Can Dance" in spanish? If so I hope they find effeminate sounding guys instead of the normal overly macho sounding guys who do the rest of spanish dubbing. I'd hate for an entire generation of spanish kids growing up thinking that being a dancer is a manly way to win their fathers respect.

10/27/2009 8:34:46 AM

11/16/09

Did the Pussycat Dolls only exist so that slutty girls could have their music on their myspace page? I notice that their popularity has been waning as everyone migrates to facebook.

11/16/2009 4:28:45 PM

1/13/10

I've never done a synchronized pop dance with 3 or 4 other guys. I wonder if I'm missing out on anything.

1/13/2010 12:43:12 AM

3/6/10

Can someone point out the exact statute that makes it mandatory for everyone to yell out "HEY HEY HEY HEYAAAAY!" whenever "Don't you forget about me" comes on in a bar?

3/6/2010 7:45:38 PM

hahahah this thread is 10/10. add to my topics.

3/7/2010 12:11:35 AM

3/18/10

"I came across time for you, Sarah. I love you." is a great line to get a girl in the sack, but I find that it doesn't work as well outside the context of The Terminator.

3/18/2010 12:29:03 AM

^First thought was that lame movie/book The Time Traveler's Wife.

3/18/2010 3:53:55 AM

5/3/10

I would have enjoyed Scarface much more if the climax of the movie had been Tony Montana using Home Alone-style tactics to fend of Sosa's men as they tried to storm his house.

5/3/2010 2:51:00 PM

i <3 this thread so much

5/3/2010 9:10:55 PM

Quote :

"At that moment Michelle Obama walked up and she said that it didn't matter. I told her that it was their house so I would do whatever she said. Then she told me that she wanted me to kill Colin Powell by dumping dry ice on him then hitting him with a baseball to shatter him just like the T-1000. After I woke up I realized that she probably meant liquid nitrogen. "

liquid nitrogen wouldn’t work unless it were a LOT. dry ice and liquid nitrogen would be equally practical if you were trying to freeze someone, but neither are practical for “run and gun” freezing like you’re describing...

5/3/2010 9:15:26 PM

5/28/10

Whenever I hear someone talk about what a disaster it would be if AIDS went airborne, I always want to interject that it would be much much worse if sharks went airborne.

5/28/2010 3:13:26 PM

OH SHI-

5/28/2010 3:16:15 PM

6/5/10

I cleanse myself thoroughly in the shower and immediately put on clean underwear every morning. As such, I fail to see the need to wash my hands after urinating. If anything I should be washing my penis in the bathroom sink because it may have picked up germs from my dirty hands. However, the other men in the Starbucks bathroom have all reacted poorly when I follow this sensible procedure.

6/5/2010 8:09:38 PM

Deep Thoughts with Mr. Joshua

6/5/2010 8:26:39 PM

6/20/10

When they remake Forrest Gump in 20 years I'm sure that we're all going to have a good laugh at the scene where Forrest causes the BP spill.

6/20/2010 7:19:37 PM

10/10/10

I feel bad about the alarm beeping for 60 seconds when I leave the house because I'm concerned that my dog might think that I'm arming the self-destruct sequence and fleeing with him trapped in the crate.

10/10/2010 11:26:20 PM

^^^^ i wash my hands before, same thing accomplished

10/11/2010 12:03:28 AM

^ touche.

10/11/2010 12:08:52 PM

11/17/10

Are turkeys tired all the time?

11/17/2010 9:24:39 PM

"The crows are calling my name," thought Caw.

11/17/2010 10:38:06 PM

11/30/10

No one seems to consider that maybe the "placebo effect" is garbage and that sugar pills are a wonder drug that we're all overlooking.

11/30/2010 10:23:56 PM

5/31/11

My nephew turned 4 earlier this month and my sister gave him a gun that shoots little nerf balls. He fired them all, then collected them and reloaded. The first few go in easy, but they get progressively harder to load as it nears capacity so he didn't put them all in. The point of this story is that after reloading he handed the extras to my brother-in-law and said "Here daddy. You hold my balls."

I had to excuse myself.

5/31/2011 3:33:10 PM

Quote :

"i <3 this thread so much"

5/31/2011 3:36:25 PM

Pause

5/31/2011 3:37:23 PM

5/31/2011 3:37:48 PM

I just realized that the movie Takers is a watered down boring version of Ocean's eleven.

5/31/2011 3:45:49 PM

6/6/11

I have been given literally hundreds of confirmation numbers in my life and have never done anything with any of them.

6/6/2011 12:56:35 PM

More, please.

8/9/2011 11:01:32 AM

8/9/11

On Sunday I was in the Newark airport baggage claim. I went to the bathroom and approached a urinal when a woman walked in and began yelling at her two sons in french. At first I was alarmed that a woman was in the men's room, but then realized that in some parts of the world people proabaly have to pay to have a French woman yell at them while they urinate.

If you're going to play Paula Cole in an airport bar in 2011 then at least play the one from Dawson's Creek.

Newark Airport: When you want to travel internationally but don't want to wear a shirt with sleeves.

Oprah likely killed 2pac.

8/9/2011 11:09:57 AM

8/12/11

A few years ago I had to explain to a lady friend that liked to quote Borat that the movie had come out several years beforehand and that no one was quoting it anymore. Her response was that I quote it all the time. I assured her that i didn't and she said that I say "nice" a lot on instant messenger. Apparently she had been reading that in a Borat voice as long as I'd known her.

8/12/2011 2:36:43 PM

Quote :

"No one seems to consider that maybe the "placebo effect" is garbage and that sugar pills are a wonder drug that we're all overlooking."

It probably can cure cancer.

8/12/2011 2:50:49 PM

to the pinnacle of Chit Chat

9/19/2011 7:56:30 PM

Quote :

"I need to take a shit just from the pictures."

1/27/2012 2:04:02 PM

3/23/12

Maybe I've been desensitized by years of violence on television, but graphic t-shirts never strike me as being very graphic.

3/23/2012 3:03:11 PM

7/6/12

I'm so relieved that bathrooms at movie theaters have baby changing stations now. We should encourage more people to bring screaming babies to the movies.

7/6/2012 1:28:43 PM

It's in line with the taped request to turn off phones before a movie starts - please bring your phone into the theater, but remember to be courteous about it!

7/6/2012 1:43:45 PM

5/18/13

Alan Thicke is the ultimate hustler.

5/8/2013 7:28:24 PM

I'd lie on Dr. Seaver's couch any day.

5/8/2013 7:34:25 PM

^ he was on celebrity wife swap a bit ago...he actually was kind of an ass. it made me sad

5/8/2013 8:24:02 PM

6/23/13

Eating a lot of meatball subs is really baller, but no be ever raps about it.

6/23/2013 3:33:27 PM

10/2/14

I worry that humanity peaked when Shakira put out "She-wolf" and we've just been coasting since.

10/2/2014 11:00:03 AM