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12/19/2007 12:17:36 AM

Congratulations?

12/19/2007 12:20:43 AM

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" Quote : "Biologically, 16-20 are the prime ages to parent a kid. " Biologically yes; economically or emotionally most likely no for most people. I guess since she's Brittany's sister she'll be fine. but what a fucking trailor park whore."

Just because she got knocked up she's a trailor park whore? I guess you never had sex in high school. The fact that she ended up pregnant sucks but it doesn't make her any worse than all the high school kids across the country to have sex and don't get pregnant.

12/19/2007 12:21:52 AM

I think it does.

12/19/2007 12:23:20 AM

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"Just because she got knocked up she's a trailor park whore? I guess you never had sex in high school. The fact that she ended up pregnant sucks but it doesn't make her any worse than all the high school kids across the country to have sex and don't get pregnant."

Yes it makes her stupid and him a genius for banging the sister of a millionaire.

12/19/2007 12:25:32 AM

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"Nickelodeon confirmed Tuesday"

BY FAR the funniest thing to come out of this whole thing

12/19/2007 12:48:44 AM

Let's all take a moment to thanks the Spears family for that phenomenal little gem.

12/19/2007 12:51:44 AM

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"for some reason i thought the guy was going to be black."

who says is isn't

12/19/2007 1:30:38 AM

trailer. the word is trailer, not "trailor."

12/19/2007 1:32:44 AM

manufactured home

12/19/2007 1:33:28 AM

jesus christ, reading what the daire posted in this thread just makes me shake my head.

do you really think this "girl" is ready to parent a child. how many 16 year olds do you know that is ready for a commitment of raising a child? money or no money!

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"Psychological adulthood is reached at 16"

hahaha, yeah right

regardless of this ridiculus statement, she will not be a legal adult until she reaches 18

i highly doubt she has the coping skills or the life skills to understand and deal with this

these are characteristics of adulthood from wiki
Self-control -her sister has none.
Stability - maybe she has money but she has a fucked up family
Independence - she isnt even an adult yet.
Seriousness - ??? the girl is 16.
Responsibility - Well, she is preggers at 16.
Method/Tact - I guess this is a wait and see.
Endurance - she better be glad she is so young, she is going to need it.
Experience - something 99% of 16 year olds have none of regarding adulthood.
Objectivity - wait and see.
Decision making capability- i think we know the answer to this one as well

12/19/2007 9:26:34 AM

I deal with high school children on a DAILY basis and I will tell you this:

A SIXTEEN YEAR OLD CHILD HAS NO BUSINESS HAVING HER OWN CHILDREN.

12/19/2007 9:41:54 AM

the whole damn family is pure white trash

12/19/2007 9:51:27 AM

I heard the father was trevor ferguson

12/19/2007 9:53:16 AM

CAN'T WAIT FOR THE STATUORY RAPE CHARGES. YOU KNOW IT WAS A GROWN MAN PIPING IT.

12/19/2007 9:53:36 AM

I HEARD THE father was Rex Grossman.

12/19/2007 9:54:00 AM

She needs a man that's polite, listens and takes advice
I could be all three, plus i can lay the pipe
Come with me come stay the night
She looked at me laughing, like "boy your game is tight"

12/19/2007 9:56:57 AM

via tvguide.com

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"In what very well might be related news, a book that Spears' mother, Lynne, had in the works — about how she raisied Britney and Jamie Lynn — has been "delayed indefinitely," a publisher's rep tells People, adding, "We are standing behind Lynn at this time and understand that she needs time with her family.""

LOLz

12/19/2007 10:56:53 AM

yeah, the book will be outdated, needs to add a chapter for Jamie now.....

12/19/2007 11:03:49 AM

shit...they could have used this chick to do the movie JUNO

12/19/2007 11:03:55 AM

that movie looks funny as shit

12/19/2007 11:12:14 AM

she was a 16 yrs old cum dumpster. in a southern belle type way. good for her on being a new mother. she could have aborted.

i think this may start a trend of 16 yr olds wanting to be impregnated. nicke-load-in is going to have to do something about this.

12/19/2007 11:15:52 AM

http://www.coolnurse.com/consent.htm


Louisiana 17

12/19/2007 11:31:06 AM

lets all think of the big picture here for a second









her boobs are going to get enormous

and that...is magical.

12/19/2007 11:36:45 AM

waiting for the headline

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"Jamie lynn Spears sex tape found"

12/19/2007 2:30:42 PM

Holy shit, Ok paid 1 million to print this story and to get the first pictures of the kid

12/19/2007 4:31:30 PM

im surprised it wasn't alot more

12/19/2007 4:36:19 PM

17 in LA and 18 in cali, looks like this guy is toast

12/19/2007 4:58:04 PM

wtf, 5 diffrent states have the age of consent being 16 for a female but 18 for males.

12/19/2007 5:09:38 PM

hahaha! I'm barely legal

12/19/2007 5:13:42 PM

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"Ok paid 1 million to print this story and to get the first pictures of the kid"

They're saying because she isn't internationally known, it won't help sales overseas...so that's why it was so much less than other similar shoots.

just fyi

12/19/2007 5:14:25 PM

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" South Carolina 14 (f) 16 (m)"

oh hell yes.

12/19/2007 5:15:51 PM

broads get tainted younger and younger. i blame the negros and their jungle boogie.

12/19/2007 5:26:08 PM

she could probably toast the dude on rape if she wanted too, but its pretty easy to say they only had sex once, and it was on a cruise ship or soviet russia or something

i dont think they chase stat rape down unless the "victims" parents are upset. also lots of places have age of consent laws that allow for underage sex as long as its with someone within a certain age range.

but something tells me thats for people who are 18 and 17 or something, or like 2 ppl underage, etc. and not 25 and 18. i think harry smith said the guy was 19. (HARRY SMITH LOLZ CBS IS A JOKE(

i think most normal guys had a high school girlfriend they nailed in hs when they were over 18 and they were under (nc is 16 though i think) - but still, i dont think they chase that law

[Edited on December 19, 2007 at 5:28 PM. Reason : I((((]

12/19/2007 5:26:43 PM

ShinAntonio already posted it, but I'll re-post it cause its just so funny

from today's paper

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"Lynne Spears' book about parenting has been delayed indefinitely, her publisher said Wednesday"

12/19/2007 6:13:17 PM

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"Lynne Spears, already grandmother to Britney's young sons, says: "I didn't believe it because Jamie Lynn's always been so conscientious. She's never late for her curfew. I was in shock. I mean, this is my 16-year-old baby." "

Because they never took the time to put on a condom.

12/19/2007 7:52:16 PM

how the fuck are she in shock when there was a pregnancy scare just 5 months ago?

and from page 1:

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"Britney has reportedly asked Jami Lynnn to use birth control pills, to which she replied that it would make her fat and obese."

yup, and I got $100 bucks that says you definitely gonna get fatter now.

[Edited on December 19, 2007 at 8:12 PM. Reason : ]

12/19/2007 8:10:09 PM

What did this girl not hear of condoms?

12/19/2007 8:17:29 PM

12/19/2007 9:32:14 PM

^^^to be fair, i mean, no one wants to get fat AND obese

12/19/2007 9:35:16 PM

id have put it in her butt

but alas, i wouldnt mind having her as a sugar momma

12/19/2007 9:41:02 PM

i'd hit it

12/19/2007 9:41:57 PM

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"what a wasted nut, he should've covered her pretty lil face instead. "

I concur.

I agree with gunzzzzzz....thedaire needs to GTFO...
Too bad your mother didn't share my pro-choice beliefs and abort you instead

12/19/2007 9:56:08 PM

Some observations:

How are there not any controls on this 16 year old female? Between her Mom, Management, Nickelodeon network officials, etc. how could she be allowed to not only date a 19 year old, but live with him? Given how incredibly screwed up her older sister is, you would think someone would have made an effort to keep Jamie Lynn from choices that seem to be as crazy as Britney's.

Nickelodeon needs to act quickly. They have a great responsibility to the children that view this network, and a prompt response is needed. Jamie Lynn needs to be fired immediately.

12/19/2007 10:07:26 PM

come on man, you're old as hell and all, but you were probably once a kid.

you're telling me you never snuck off and did shit behind your parents back. you dont have to be living with someone in order to bang 'em

12/19/2007 10:09:23 PM

^ let's not compare apples to oranges. Jamie Lynn is a well known 16 year old with a large following of preteens on the Nickelodeon network. Her actions will cause problems for both the network and parents of preteens across the nation that are now finding themselves having to discuss her decisions.

12/19/2007 10:39:39 PM

the daire:

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"Psychological adulthood is reached at 16. (hence driving age)"

She says it with such authority, like she's done any research at all .... all the while pulling statistics out of her butt.

It's actually closer to 21 ... (hence the drinking age).

http://www.dartmouth.edu/~news/releases/2006/02/06.html

"The brain of an 18-year-old college freshman is still far from resembling the brain of someone in their mid-twenties," says Bennett. "When do we reach adulthood? It might be much later than we traditionally think." The study was funded by a grant from the National Institute of Child Health and Development.

12/19/2007 11:05:25 PM

Is her character on show also gonna get pregnant?

12/19/2007 11:07:11 PM

this guys gonna be the next K-Fed/ Larry Birkhead

will accomplish nothing in life other than banging some rich broad

12/20/2007 1:00:19 AM

take it up with god, you stupid fucks.

12/20/2007 1:01:28 AM