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7/13/2008 2:48:14 PM

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"CHICAGO (July 17) - The Rev. Jesse Jackson used the N-word during a break in a TV interview where he criticized presidential candidate Barack Obama, Fox News confirmed Wednesday.

The longtime civil rights leader already came under fire this month for crude off-air comments he made against Obama in what he thought was a private conversation during a taping of a "Fox & Friends" news show.

In additional comments from that same conversation, first reported by TVNewser, Jackson is reported to have said Obama was "talking down to black people," and referred to blacks with the N-word when he said Obama was telling them "how to behave.""


http://news.aol.com/article/fox-says-jackson-used-n-word/86563

7/17/2008 3:18:07 PM

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lol mccain is so winning imo

7/17/2008 3:19:26 PM

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"It started with an innocent game of chess between a patient and his nurse. But it quickly evolved.

Soon, the pair were having sex all over the hospital — in his room, the staff lounge, examination room.
But their clandestine encounters went beyond the walls of the Centre for Addiction and Mental Health on Queen St. W. When permitted to leave the hospital for a few hours on a community pass, the good-looking 6-foot-3 patient met the woman at a nearby hotel.

Although she was married, their relationship lasted about two years and remained intact even after she was fired from CAMH — an incident he blamed himself for and, in an act of penance, jumped into oncoming traffic.

When she became pregnant last fall, he slipped into a depression, which again landed him in hospital.
It’s an unusual tale that has been pieced together from his clinical notes, a CAMH report and an $850,000 lawsuit recently filed in an Ontario Superior Court.

The patient, identified only as John, is suing CAMH and the nurse, identified as Jane. The court has banned publication of their names to protect the identity of the child.

“I just know that she messed my head up pretty good and that I’ve done things to myself that I never did before,” John told Torstar News Service.

According to the statement of claim, John alleges Jane was negligent in her treatment when she failed to discourage a social relationship, refused to respect professional boundaries and neglected to consider the harm that would result from violating them.

The hospital, it alleges, failed to arrange for appropriate supervision, inspection and monitoring of John at his home. Had they checked on him, John says, they would have discovered her lingerie, strewn about his apartment."


http://www.metronews.ca/toronto/Local/article/84252

7/18/2008 12:19:05 AM

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"A Bush administration plan to define several widely used contraception methods as abortion is a "gratuitous, unnecessary insult" to women and faces tough opposition, Sen. Hillary Clinton said on Friday.

The former Democratic presidential candidate joined family planning groups to condemn the proposal that defines abortion to include contraception such as birth control pills and intrauterine devices.

It would cut off federal funds to hospitals and states where medical providers are obligated to offer legal abortion and contraception to women."


http://www.reuters.com/article/newsOne/idUSN1843863720080718

7/20/2008 1:10:12 AM

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"Charges have been dropped in the biggest drug bust in Lee County after video of the crime scene appeared on the Internet.

The drug bust was part of a joint investigation by federal Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) and the North Carolina State Bureau of Investigation. The marijuana was tracked from Mexico to Lee County, where officials said they caught Auturo Elizalde, 27, and Thomas Ayala, 32, with 1,900 pounds of marijuana Jan 25.

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“It's my understanding that there were two Sanford police officers who came to the scene and did record part of the crime scene,” Lee County Sheriff Tracy Carter said.

Carter said he does not know what the officers were doing there. Federal and state agents were on the scene, he said, and local police were never called.

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After the defense argued that the video should be submitted into evidence, all charges but one were dismissed against the two suspects.

Both men were sentenced to probation, and released on time served."


http://www.wral.com/news/local/story/3252068/

there's gotta be some weird backstory here

7/22/2008 8:14:54 PM

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yeah i'm trying to understand that shit too

7/22/2008 8:15:40 PM

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"A Sandy man took offense to a motorist, who, after getting him to roll down his window, asked, "Excuse me, sir, do you have any Grey Poupon?"
After hearing the request for Dijon mustard, the 22-year-old driver pulled a black handgun from his glove compartment, cocked the weapon and pointed it at the three people in the other car.
"Here's your Grey Poupon, roll your [expletive] windows up," he responded.
The confrontation happened June 18 at the intersection of 900 East and Winchester Street (6500 South) in Murray, court documents state.
One of the three people in the car wrote down the SUV's license plate number.
Murray police later located the man, who admitted to an officer that he pulled out the gun, racked the slide and threaten the other car.
He was charged Tuesday with aggravated assault, a third-degree felony."


http://www.sltrib.com/ci_9964543

sometimes you gotta get tough with them mormons...

7/23/2008 2:11:56 AM

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"What looks like the Arabic word for God and the name of the prophet Muhammad were discovered in pieces of beef by a diner in Birnin Kebbi.

He was about to eat it, when he suddenly noticed the words in the gristle, the restaurant owner said.

A search of the kitchen's meat revealed three more pieces which bore the names.

The meat was boiled and then fried before being served, owner Kabiru Haliru told newspaper Weekly Trust.

"When the writings were discovered there were some Islamic scholars who come and eat here and they all commented that it was a sign to show that Islam is the only true religion for mankind," he said."


http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/7520149.stm

7/23/2008 2:22:27 AM

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"Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger plans next week to slash the pay of more than 200,000 state workers to the federal minimum of $6.55 per hour to deal with the state's budget crisis, according to a draft executive order obtained by the Chronicle today.

The governor also will order an end to overtime pay for all but critical services, a freeze on state hiring and the immediate layoff of 22,000 temporary, seasonal and student workers.

"As a result of the late state budget, there is a real and substantial risk that the state will have insufficient cash to pay for state expenditures," the executive order states.

The proposed pay cut for hourly employees takes their wages well below the state minimum wage of $8 an hour. A 2003 California Supreme Court decision allows the state to chop workers' pay to the federal minimum when a state budget is not in effect.

Schwarzenegger's action comes as the state has been without a budget for nearly a month since the fiscal year began on July 1."


http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/07/23/BAFJ11UH46.DTL&tsp=1

california fails so hard...

7/23/2008 10:44:10 PM

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" A bank moved to foreclose on a Georgia house that got a luxury upgrade three years ago from the TV show "Extreme Makeover: Home Edition."

Patricia Harper of Lake City in Clayton County near Atlanta, told WSB-TV that she and her husband took out a second mortgage 15 months ago to finance a construction business. Unfortunately, their timing was bad with the housing crisis getting started.

Harper said the couple had reached an agreement with Chase Home Finance to avoid foreclosure.

Lake City Mayor Willie Oswalt said that he is confused by the Harpers' dilemma. Oswalt worked as a volunteer on the makeover, which was sponsored by Beazer Homes.

"Beazer gave them $100,000 cash, paid their mortgage off and they still can't make it," Oswalt said."


http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2008/07/25/Extreme_Makeover_home_faced_foreclosure/UPI-75661217016435/

some people are just doomed to be fuck-ups

7/25/2008 6:35:48 PM

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^

7/25/2008 6:39:32 PM

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"We've all heard about the damage chimpanzees can inflict even when they're not armed. Japanese zookeepers almost allowed us to see what the primates can do when packing heat.

Ichiro the chimp, 42, recently escaped from his cage at the Ishikawa Zoo and snatched a tranquilizer rifle from a zoo employee.

After fleeing his accidentally unlocked enclosure, Ichiro climbed onto the roof of a zoo building in what is thought to be an attempt to cool himself. The primate proved he was as wise as his years, eluding those trying to get him down, and grabbing away one of the workers' tranquilizer guns. The chimp was eventually captured after being offered a banana.

Coincidentally, the incident is rumored to be remarkably similar to the alternate ending to the first Rambo movie."


http://www.asylum.com/2008/07/25/chimp-nearly-grabs-rifle-in-zoo-escape-attempt/

7/25/2008 7:58:54 PM

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pigs have a phenomenal memory. if you collect a blood sample from a huge sow, say right now, someone would had to else would had to go back later to collect another sample, or even feed her, becasue she might try to bite the person that collected the initial blood sample if they go back.

7/25/2008 8:01:25 PM

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"Last spring, shortly after airing a news report that embarrassed the TSA and the Federal Air Marshal Service, CNN’s investigative reporter Drew Griffin was suddenly placed on the TSA’s terrorist watch list. Last week, CNN ran a follow-up piece. Anderson Cooper interviewed Griffin — a reporter who had suddenly moved from telling an important story to being part of it.

The day after the Cooper-Griffin exchange, Congresswoman Shelia Jackson Lee (D-Texas) formally called for a probe into the TSA’s seemingly vengeful act. Jackson Lee asked DHS Secretary Michael Chertoff the following:

“My question is why would Drew Griffin’s name come on the watch list, post-his investigation of TSA?” Jackson Lee said.

“What is the basis of this sudden recognition that Drew Griffin is a terrorist? Are we targeting people because of their critique or criticism?”

Chertoff hedged, saying it was not his “understanding the reporter was put on [the list]” but that Griffin may share a name with someone put on the list.

Which is almost impossible to believe. Unless you are willing to accept that someone else coincidentally named Drew Griffin was discovered to be a terrorist almost seven years after 9/11 but within a week or two of CNN’s March 2008 air date."


http://www.analyst-network.com/article.php?art_id=2286

[Edited on July 26, 2008 at 9:53 PM. Reason : sheila jackson lee is still a cunt]

7/26/2008 9:51:55 PM

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she maybe, but she is using her cuntness for good right there

7/26/2008 9:56:58 PM

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i'll go along with that

7/26/2008 9:58:27 PM

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"The Illinois General Assembly bill, also known as HB 4520, was introduced in January by Rep. Ken Dunkin (D- Chicago), who then insisted: "This legislation is not laughable. On the surface it's like, 'Oh wow, what is this?' But it's becoming more and more of a common problem with people haplessly crossing an intersection and almost killing themselves."

Under the proposed law, Illinois residents would get slapped with a misdemeanor and a $25 fine if caught using a cell phone or other wireless device while traversing streets"


http://www.chicagotribune.com/features/lifestyle/chi-textwalking-0729_jul29,0,5807707.story

you can't stop darwin...he always finds a way

7/28/2008 9:42:26 PM

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"Senior aides to former Attorney General Alberto R. Gonzales broke Civil Service laws by using politics to guide their hiring decisions, picking less-qualified applicants for important nonpolitical positions, slowing the hiring process at critical times and damaging the department’s credibility, an internal report concluded on Monday.

A longtime prosecutor who drew rave reviews from his supervisors was passed over for an important counterterrorism slot because his wife was active in Democratic politics, and a much-less-experienced lawyer with Republican leanings got the job, the report said.

Another prosecutor was rejected for a job in part because she was thought to be a lesbian. And a Republican lawyer received high marks at his job interview because he was found to be sufficiently conservative on the core issues of “god, guns + gays.”

The report, prepared by the Justice Department’s inspector general and its internal ethics office, centered on the misconduct of a small circle of aides to Mr. Gonzales, including Monica Goodling, a former top adviser to the attorney general, and Kyle Sampson, his former chief of staff. It also found that White House officials were actively involved in some hiring decisions.

According to the report, officials at the White House first developed a method of searching the Internet to glean the political leanings of a candidate and introduced it at a White House seminar called The Thorough Process of Investigation. Justice Department officials then began using the technique to search for key phrases or words in an applicant’s background, like “abortion,” “homosexual,” “Florida recount,” or “guns.”"


http://www.nytimes.com/2008/07/29/washington/29justice.html?bl&ex=1217390400&en=7280f1d67a084de4&ei=5087%0A

7/29/2008 12:15:05 AM

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"Marvelyn Brown, 24, of Washington, is more open about her HIV status. She learned she had HIV when she was only 19, after one time of unprotected sex while in a monogamous relationship."

7/29/2008 5:14:14 PM

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"An Edgecombe County tractor manufacturer’s financial problems have left thousands of customers and dealers feeling cheated.

Documents show Farmtrac owes more than $55 million and was in such poor financial shape it couldn't afford to declare bankruptcy."


http://www.wral.com/news/local/story/3262569/

7/29/2008 6:45:17 PM

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7/30/2008 12:13:56 AM

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Tdub date night who's comin with? (Page 2)

7/30/2008 12:20:23 AM

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"The [D.A.R.E.] program announced today that Paul Monea, President and CEO of Integrity Global Marketing, Inc., has made a $1,000,000.00 donation to D.A.R.E. America and will sponsor International D.A.R.E. Week. Monea is widely regarded as the world's leading infomercial producer and marketing innovator for such products as Billy Blanks' Tae-Bo, the Stimulator Pain Relief System, Jamie Brenkus Perfect Portions, Patricia Allison Stop Smoking Program and distributor for numerous products emphasizing health, wellness, nutrition and better living for all.

[...]

President William Clinton recently recognized Monea for his support of D.A.R.E. and numerous other worthy causes benefited through the Paul Monea Family Charitable Foundation during a private Presidential reception in Cleveland, Ohio. President Clinton noted that, ``Paul Monea is actively championing the cause of D.A.R.E. and deserves praise from concerned families around the world for his efforts to help our youth and their parents fight the war on drugs.''"


http://www.nadiacomaneci.com/library/article148.htm

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"Career con-artist Paul Monea may have one of the world’s rarest health conditions: a hearing problem that acts up on command[...]

But before U.S. Judge John Adams starts searching the Yellow Pages for deaf interpreters, he should check out the FBI transcripts of Monea’s conversations with “John Rizzo,” the undercover agent Monea was trying to sell a 43-carat diamond and Mike Tyson’s former mansion through.

During this particular conversation, Monea was driving to the Venetian Hotel in Las Vegas with Rizzo to meet “Geraldo,” another FBI agent posing as a South American drug lord.

Rizzo: “I’m really gonna be up front with you. I make a lot of money with these guys. They don’t sell coffee beans. . . . They’re drug dealers.”

Monea: [Turning to his friend in the car, Scott] “Hey Scott, you know how I am deaf in my left ear and my hearing aid battery comes and goes. . . . I don’t have any problem doing business with rug dealers, do you?”

Scott: “Rug dealers? No, I love rug dealers.”"


http://blogs.clevescene.com/cnotes/2007/05/paul_moneas_convenient_case_of.php

[Edited on July 30, 2008 at 12:44 AM. Reason : &]

7/30/2008 12:43:33 AM

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"Even PETA will tell you plainly that mutilating your pet is wrong. Whether it’s cropping the ears, clipping the tail, or declawing your ferocious feline; putting your prized pet under the knife to suit your humanly purposes is austerely inhumane. So with that obvious knowledge in your quiver, why would you even dream of getting your dog spayed or neutered?"


http://doggycondoms.com/

7/30/2008 12:52:10 AM

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this entire thread does not compute

7/30/2008 12:55:47 AM

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exactly

7/30/2008 12:58:14 AM

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"Police say they have confiscated a gun belonging to Jerry Lewis that was found in the 82-year-old entertainer's carryon bag as he prepared to fly to Detroit from Las Vegas.

Las Vegas policeman Bill Cassell said Tuesday that the actor was cited Friday for carrying an unloaded concealed weapon at the Las Vegas airport.

Lewis' manager, Claudia Marghilano, says the handgun is a hollowed-out prop gun that Lewis sometimes twirls during his show. She tells The Associated Press that the gun couldn't fire.

Marghilano says Lewis didn't know the gun was in the bag along with other props.

Cassell says if the gun were merely a prop "it wouldn't be a weapon and we couldn't cite him for carrying a weapon.""


http://www.wral.com/entertainment/story/3299454/

7/30/2008 4:02:38 AM

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"Driver abuses speed limit and himself

PHOEBE STEWART

July 31st, 2008

A TERRITORY man filmed himself speeding at 150km/h while masturbating at the wheel of his drug-laden car, a court heard.

His Holden SV6 was allegedly laden with 5kg of drugs, including two cannabis plants resting on the back seat, the court was told.

Brendon Alan Erhardt, 39, was granted bail so he could marry his girlfriend of six months before he goes to jail.

Prosecutor Sergeant Melinda Edwards said in court the father-of-three told police he "had masturbated while driving'' just before he was stopped for speeding on the 130km/h stretch of the Stuart Hwy.

"(He) also video recorded himself masturbating while travelling at a speed of 150km/h.''

Sgt Edwards said Mr Erhardt -- who was disqualified from driving -- also told officers his act was "not dangerous'' as the "only person he could hurt was himself''.

Darwin Magistrates Court heard Mr Erhardt was stopped by NT police 25km south of Daly Waters on July 16 for allegedly speeding at 147km/h on his way home from Adelaide.

Police noticed he was "visibly agitated'', and when they told him they were going to search his Holden sedan, he said "go right ahead'', Sgt Edwards said.

It is alleged that officers found 4.96kg of cannabis hidden in a blue esky in the boot, two cannabis plants on the back seat, two drug pipes and a loaded .22 rifle.

Sgt Edwards said Mr Erhardt was arrested and told officers he had "found'' the drugs at a rest stop 100km north of Coober Pedy -- and he intended to smoke all of it at his Noonamah home.

Mr Erhardt also told police he had used the rifle to shoot "kangaroos from the vehicle whilst driving north''.

The court heard the cannabis was worth $136,000 if sold by the gram in Darwin -- or double that in indigenous communities.

Mr Erhardt applied twice for bail last week so he could get married before going to jail.

Magistrate Greg Cavanagh said it was "fanciful'' Mr Erhardt had "just found'' the drugs and that it looked like a "courier'' run.

He granted Mr Erhardt $10,000 bail, and his father also posted a $8000 surety.

Mr Erhardt will face court again on September 1."



http://www.ntnews.com.au/article/2008/07/31/4887_ntnews.html

7/31/2008 1:03:56 AM

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"The Orange County Board of Commissioners unanimously voted Thursday to formally oppose a proposed expansion to the Shearon Harris nuclear power plant.

In February, Progress Energy filed an application with the Nuclear Regulatory Commission to build two more nuclear reactors at its Shearon Harris facility in Wake County.

On Thursday, commissioners also voted to hire an attorney to file a formal intervention with the U.S. Nuclear Regulatory Commission."


http://www.wral.com/news/local/story/3312358/

7/31/2008 10:08:01 PM

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>_<

7/31/2008 10:10:30 PM

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"Sonia Pitt, the MnDOT emergency response executive fired for taking an unauthorized, state-paid trip to Washington during the Interstate 35W bridge disaster, is now working for the U.S. Department of Homeland Security.

Pitt, 44, of Red Wing, confirmed Wednesday that she is working for Homeland Security's Transportation Safety Administration (TSA) at its headquarters in Arlington, Va. Her job title is "Transportation Security Specialist.'' Pitt declined to discuss her job responsibilities, her length of employment with the federal agency or her salary.

"All inquiries go through my attorney, same as always,'' Pitt said.

TSA regional spokesperson Carrie Harmon would provide only Pitt's job title and say that she was hired in May. That was six months after she was fired from her Minnesota post for unprofessional conduct, travel improprieties and misuse of state resources.

After the bridge collapse Aug. 1, Pitt didn't return to Minnesota for nearly two weeks, even as emergency officials struggled to recover the bodies of 13 people killed in the disaster."


http://www.startribune.com/local/26126214.html?location_refer=Local%20+%20Metro:highlightModules:3

8/1/2008 2:24:45 PM

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"Innocents abroad ... Beth, Lauren, Louise and Holly shocked by behaviour of fellow Brits"

8/2/2008 9:33:44 AM

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"Accused kidnapper Clark Rockefeller gave up a divorce fight over his beloved daughter, Reigh, rather than reveal his true identity and signed away custody rights to the child even though he had been her primary caretaker for nearly all of her seven years, the Herald has learned.

Rockefeller, who assumed a phony name and identity associated with the wealthy oil dynasty, agreed to allow ex-wife Sandra Boss to take custody of the child they called “Snooks.”

Boss, a wealthy management consultant, paid Rockefeller close to $1 million in the divorce. Perhaps more important, though, the marriage was dissolved without Rockefeller having to reveal his true identity.

The $1 million was transferred to Rockefeller in a series of payments, an informed source told the Herald. Boss made the final installment to her husband just weeks before he allegedly snatched the child off a Back Bay street and disappeared with her.

The alleged kidnapper and his daughter haven’t been seen since they got out of a car at Grand Central Terminal in New York. Police have tracked unconfirmed reports that put the pair at various locations up and down the East Coast."


http://news.bostonherald.com/news/regional/general/view/2008_08_02_Secret_kept_cost_dad_custody:_Wouldn%E2%80%99t_reveal_name_in_divorce__and_let_Reigh_go

8/2/2008 11:47:18 AM

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qft

8/2/2008 11:48:38 AM

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"This is the moment a girl was punched in the face and nine people were arrested after a Facebook party in one of Britain's most famous royal parks descended into violence."


http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?in_article_id=243605&in_page_id=34

[Edited on August 2, 2008 at 12:55 PM. Reason : Bitch shouldn't have spilled her kool-aid]

8/2/2008 12:54:16 PM

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what doesnt compute is that the black guy isnt the oen doing the slapping

but then again his black ass probably got arrested anyway CUZ HE HAS A GUN

[Edited on August 2, 2008 at 12:57 PM. Reason : ded]

8/2/2008 12:56:43 PM

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He's doing the "soaking" which is also a critical position

8/2/2008 12:58:11 PM

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"Would illegal immigrants voluntarily surrender to immigration authorities at the federal building in downtown San Diego?

It may seem unlikely, but this is what federal immigration officials hope will happen starting Tuesday. That's when U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement will roll out “Operation Scheduled Departure,” a pilot program to encourage people who have outstanding deportation orders to turn themselves in.

San Diego and four other U.S. cities will participate in the program, which is slated to end Aug. 22. The other locations are Santa Ana; Chicago; Phoenix, Ariz.; and Charlotte, N.C."


http://www.signonsandiego.com/news/metro/20080801-1745-bn01deport.html

8/2/2008 8:52:34 PM

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kate moss:



kate moss' knees:



[Edited on August 4, 2008 at 12:23 AM. Reason : X]

8/4/2008 12:23:18 AM

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http://www.wsmv.com/news/17063986/detail.html

i mean maybe this does compute bc over 1/2 the people that work at the plant are muslim. but trading a nonreligious holiday for a religious holiday seems weird.

8/4/2008 12:43:12 AM

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"A Lake Worth woman balanced a 3-year-old girl on the roof of her car before driving around the parking lot of a Marathon grocery store on Tuesday, Monroe County authorities said.

Brenda Bouschet, 54, of Lake Worth was arrested on a child abuse charge after worried onlookers called deputies to the Publix shopping center, according to a statement circulated by the Monroe County Sheriff's Office.

"Bouschet told deputies she didn't understand why she was wrong to place the 3-year-old girl on the roof of the car and drive her white 2006 Lexus around the parking lot," the statement said. "She said she was just giving the child some air and letting her have fun.""


http://www.palmbeachpost.com/localnews/content/local_news/epaper/2008/08/06/0806joyride.html

8/6/2008 8:45:10 PM

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[Georgian soldier]

8/10/2008 3:13:47 PM

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"Motorists, residents and store owners in the area say a tow company waited until lots near the parade route were full of cars before posting towing notices and taking vehicles. Each owner had to shell out at least $170 to Rendered Services Inc. to retrieve their cars.

Police on the scene said they'd heard many radio calls about towing from vacant lots in the area, and most involved Rendered. Police said at one point they had to stop trucks from yanking the cars because the signage was erected after the 10 a.m. start of the parade."


http://www.suntimes.com/news/metro/1100427,CST-NWS-park10.article

8/10/2008 5:06:08 PM

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Manuel Uribe Garza

After decades of failed weight loss methods, including a botched liposuction that nearly killed him, devotion to the Zone Diet has been the only weight loss program to have such a positive impact on the Mexican man, whose weight once topped 1,200 pounds. Dr. Barry Sears, along with Dr. Silvia Orozco Avina and Dr. Gustavo Orozco Avina, are at the helm of the interdisciplinary team of doctors, nutritionists and exercise physiologists who continue to work diligently to help Manuel reach his goal and his birthday.

Manuel's current diet consists of about 2,000 calories per day broken up into six meals. His specially designed menu includes a wide variety of meals including egg-white omelets, fresh salads, chicken fajitas and fish fillet in a bed of spring greens. Manuel's biggest problem is not lack of appetite control, rather eating all the food he is supposed to eat.[citation needed]

Despite his weight, Dr. Sears considers Manuel to be technically healthy. He is not at risk for diabetes, and his blood pressure and triglyceride levels are normal. In addition, his resting heart rate averages 62 beats per minute, a level usually found in trained athletes.

8/11/2008 12:59:46 AM

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"Eight people had $1,000 to burn on a useless iPhone application before Apple removed it from the App Store, according to a story in the LA Times.

Of those eight, six reside in the United States, and the others are in France and Germany. Not shocking: We all knew some people out there would be rich (and wasteful) enough to throw away money at Armin Heinrich's "I Am Rich" application, which does nothing but display a red ruby."


http://blog.wired.com/gadgets/2008/08/eight-people-bo.html

[Edited on August 11, 2008 at 1:21 PM. Reason : X]

8/11/2008 1:20:58 PM

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horribly disgusting not safe for work or shortly before or after eating


http://www.spankwire.com/articles/51835/One-of-the-scariest-videos-out-there-Mature.html

8/13/2008 1:13:20 AM

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that was disgusting--but it didn't stop me from eating my spaghetti

8/13/2008 2:22:52 PM

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"As Tropical Storm Edouard closed in on the Texas Gulf Coast last week, a storm of a different kind was brewing inside the sporting goods section of a Wal-Mart store in La Marque. It started with the F-word.

And now a 28-year-old single mother must go to court if she wants to fight a ticket for using profanity.

On Aug. 4, as local residents prepared for deteriorating weather conditions, Kathryn "Kristi" Fridge made a last-minute stop at the Wal-Mart at FM 1764 and Interstate 45 with her mother and 2-year-old daughter.

Finding the batteries shelf bare, she expressed her displeasure and disbelief to her mother.

"I was like, 'Dang.' I looked at my mom and said, 'They're all ----ing gone," Fridge recalled.

Suddenly, Capt. Alfred Decker, the La Marque assistant fire marshal, appeared from around the corner, dressed in a fire department uniform.

"He said, 'You need to watch your mouth,' " Fridge said.

Perplexed by who the man was — his badge said "fire department" — Fridge offered a scant apology.

"I was like, 'Oh, OK. Sorry?' " she said.

Fridge walked away, but said the man ordered her to come back. She then protested, telling him she was having a private conversation with her mother that was none of his business. When the man ordered her to come to him and she refused, she said he pulled out his handcuffs."


http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/front/5942630.html?SprawlMart

[Edited on August 14, 2008 at 1:44 PM. Reason : "he had to act"]

8/14/2008 1:39:18 PM

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^ 'Foul-talking shopper' for saying fuck once? WTF

8/14/2008 1:46:59 PM

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