Saturday night...

dinner and a cash bar...


I wasn't going to take a date but I figure...what the hell....I might....if you're worth the $25 for me to spend on you...





this is to make up for my lack of obnoxious attention whoring today....












^that was the "hey pilgrimshoes...i'm in the dressing room trying on clothes...should i buy this dress" picture


i like the dress..i'm posting it on every page

[Edited on April 15, 2008 at 10:02 PM. Reason : that's better]

4/15/2008 10:01:56 PM

4/15/2008 10:02:00 PM

I mean, I can see if its been passed down and shit... but people who are already in debt, dont have a house etc who buy land that they cant do anything with is kind of silly

4/15/2008 10:02:27 PM

well, yeah

4/15/2008 10:02:49 PM

wtf happened to our discussion??

4/15/2008 10:03:09 PM

why are we talking about debt when this girl needs a stud for a date?

4/15/2008 10:03:15 PM

we've been over this...

this is the only land left from what that King George dude gave us a few years ago

4/15/2008 10:03:24 PM

I dunno...

but at least I won't get stabbed walkin around out in a field, unlike buckhead!

I'm offering her my stud service

[Edited on April 15, 2008 at 10:04 PM. Reason : !]

4/15/2008 10:03:44 PM

sell that shit, move to the city, you wont be growing any corn or shit...


shit, Buckhead is the last neighborhood you have to worry about in ATL... I feel perfectly safe walking around... and theres no cougars, tigers, sinkholes, or briar patches here

[Edited on April 15, 2008 at 10:05 PM. Reason : d]

4/15/2008 10:03:58 PM

my cows gotta go somewhere

4/15/2008 10:04:26 PM

haha not everyone hates their roots and embraces a lifestyle of blatant metrosexualism

4/15/2008 10:04:35 PM

4/15/2008 10:05:10 PM

this is true... speaking of which, I bought a fabulous sweater today

[Edited on April 15, 2008 at 10:05 PM. Reason : d]

4/15/2008 10:05:16 PM

any straight man that uses the word fabulous on purpose...

is...

well...

there is no straight man that uses the word fabulous on purpose

4/15/2008 10:06:47 PM

I'll do it.
But I need to see your tits first.

4/15/2008 10:07:35 PM

ok, I bought a fierce sweater today

4/15/2008 10:07:57 PM

how about let's not use any words that start with "f"

4/15/2008 10:09:30 PM

I got a scrumptious sweater today

4/15/2008 10:10:02 PM

fierce.


curb your enthusiasm ftw...

4/15/2008 10:10:08 PM

What time do you come get me?

4/15/2008 10:10:24 PM

thats a fine sweater you got Jaybee

4/15/2008 10:10:32 PM

thank you


looks a lot like this...



but the blocks fade away towards the edges to the background color

[Edited on April 15, 2008 at 10:12 PM. Reason : d]

4/15/2008 10:10:44 PM

so who'se in the runnings for the date...let's see some names with a point system

[Edited on April 15, 2008 at 10:12 PM. Reason : oh come on now, that was legit]

[Edited on April 15, 2008 at 10:12 PM. Reason : oh oh...nm]

4/15/2008 10:11:32 PM

^^~



[Edited on April 15, 2008 at 10:12 PM. Reason : ^sorry...you're not gay!]

4/15/2008 10:11:35 PM

Quit cockblocking.

4/15/2008 10:12:06 PM

i'm expecting Qbert to jump down that sweater...

4/15/2008 10:12:51 PM

shiiiit honkey... why do you think I bought the motherfucker??

4/15/2008 10:13:31 PM

d7freestyler & Joie
colter
umbrellaman
The Judge
fin
AxlBonBach
JCASHFAN
vert


these are the contestants so far...

with a few "to remain nameless" add-ons via pm...

4/15/2008 10:17:09 PM

pm dates


creepy.

4/15/2008 10:17:44 PM

dont forget my sweater... hes available

4/15/2008 10:17:45 PM

woohoo, i'm the NUMBA 1 SPOT!

4/15/2008 10:18:12 PM

these are in no particular order....


but yes you are!

4/15/2008 10:19:21 PM

so, we are #1, but the REST are in no particular order.

4/15/2008 10:21:49 PM

of course

4/15/2008 10:22:06 PM

just clarifying.

4/15/2008 10:23:00 PM

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

4/15/2008 10:23:24 PM

hey boo

4/15/2008 10:23:37 PM

well that's just a hideous sweater.

what'd you wait till they were on clearance?

4/15/2008 10:23:39 PM

shit son, that sweater is fucking tight (well, not that one, but mine that looks somewhat like it... like I said, shit fades away gradually, all neolithic geometric and shit)

4/15/2008 10:24:42 PM

4/15/2008 10:24:43 PM

STOP GAYING UP MY THREAD WITH ALL YOUR METROMOSEXUAL BULLSHIT!!!!

4/15/2008 10:24:54 PM

you should see how many "products" I have... would make you sick

4/15/2008 10:26:13 PM

4/15/2008 10:26:35 PM

dendrology is a welcome break from homo hair gel talk

4/15/2008 10:27:21 PM

I dont use gel, dont like my hands to be swarmy... I got a stick

4/15/2008 10:27:53 PM

if you didn't buy gay ass shit, you wouldn't have to explain it


"hi, I bought some t shirts, some polos, some jeans, etc"


but once you have to explain it, you have to explain the dick in your ass also

4/15/2008 10:28:12 PM

my heart hurts for you

4/15/2008 10:28:26 PM

but i <3 you
LivinProof78

4/15/2008 10:28:50 PM

goes well with the bacon grease face rub

4/15/2008 10:28:58 PM

see, it even says "for cool people"

I am cool

[Edited on April 15, 2008 at 10:29 PM. Reason : d]

4/15/2008 10:29:22 PM