pilgrimshoes Suspended 63151 Posts user info edit post |
haha 5/20/2008 9:22:04 PM |
Walls1441 All American 10000 Posts user info edit post |
lawlbob 5/20/2008 9:22:17 PM |
DaveOT All American 11945 Posts user info edit post |
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drunknloaded Suspended 147487 Posts user info edit post |
for the record
not all bigger girls give good head 5/20/2008 9:23:12 PM |
BJCaudill21 Not an alcoholic 8015 Posts user info edit post |
is an Asian thing bad? Like..once you get with one you'll be over your Asian thing? 5/20/2008 9:23:24 PM |
Noen All American 31346 Posts user info edit post |
Please fill out the following application to be considered as a potential date for Desiree
Name: Tyler Age: 26 Job: UX Designer
Describe what makes you a good candidate: I'm pretty awesome fun times. And entertaining, intelligent, worldly and well spoken
Is it reasonable to assume that you will say "thank you" when I do something nice for you? Very reasonable
Are you consistently a douchebag, or only sometimes? Pretty much never a douchebag. I can be aloof and arrogant, but I don't do douchebaggery
How big is your penis? big enough to get the job done, small enough that it will still fit where it needs to.
Do you have an "Asian thing"? ie, you've always wanted to date, or only date Asian girls? Nope, never really been overly attracted to asians, but you are pretty cute
Are you easily offended? It takes a lot to truly offend me, ive been told im unoffendable, but there are the rare exceptions.
Would you make me pay for YOUR dinner, and then break up with me? Nope, but anytime you want to pay for my dinner you can, and I won't break up with because of it! 5/20/2008 9:42:29 PM |
Fhqwhgads Fuckwads SS '15 20681 Posts user info edit post |
I like your Asian haircut in your pictures 5/20/2008 9:46:00 PM |
1967caddyman All American 1134 Posts user info edit post |
Just for the heck of it, I am bored
Name:Aaron Age:24 Job:Structural Design Engineer at a Nuclear power plant
Describe what makes you a good candidate: I'm honest, what more could you want? Plus I already know you and I would think you vaguely remember me and should know I'm not a bad person.
Is it reasonable to assume that you will say "thank you" when I do something nice for you? Thank you will always be said when appropriate.
Are you consistently a douchebag, or only sometimes? Once in a blue moon when I'm frustrated with work or something
How big is your penis? Not to be TWW common knowledge
Do you have an "Asian thing"? ie, you've always wanted to date, or only date Asian girls? I would say I am an equal opportunity dater provided the person I am dating is interesting and intellectually stimulating.
Are you easily offended? Nope, I have 4 siblings. So try your best
Would you make me pay for YOUR dinner, and then break up with me? No, I would always offer to pay. Only in certain circumstances or if insisted would I allow a girl to pay 5/20/2008 10:55:20 PM |
hgtran All American 9855 Posts user info edit post |
blah, too bad I'm half the world away, and won't be back in 2 months. Will PM when I get back if she's still single. 5/20/2008 11:04:05 PM |
ShawnaC123 2019 Egg Champ 46681 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "dezidelight is single! She, Vix, and I can finally have that lesbian roommate threesome!" |
Sounds more like lezidelight.5/20/2008 11:08:14 PM |
DiamondAce Suspended 12937 Posts user info edit post |
^bwnafide lesbo. 5/20/2008 11:08:47 PM |
chembob Yankee Cowboy 27011 Posts user info edit post |
ShawnaLez123?] 5/20/2008 11:08:53 PM |
ShawnaC123 2019 Egg Champ 46681 Posts user info edit post |
Just because I hate men doesn't make me a lesbian. 5/20/2008 11:09:26 PM |
chembob Yankee Cowboy 27011 Posts user info edit post |
5/20/2008 11:09:58 PM |
DiamondAce Suspended 12937 Posts user info edit post |
Come on, you suck more carpet than a dyson. ] 5/20/2008 11:10:06 PM |
ShawnaC123 2019 Egg Champ 46681 Posts user info edit post |
Gross, there's definitely no carpetmunching in my sexual repertoire (neither giving nor receiving). 5/20/2008 11:11:30 PM |
DiamondAce Suspended 12937 Posts user info edit post |
Also, bwn? 5/20/2008 11:13:26 PM |
drunknloaded Suspended 147487 Posts user info edit post |
u dont like for dudes to eat you out? 5/20/2008 11:13:30 PM |
ShawnaC123 2019 Egg Champ 46681 Posts user info edit post |
No. A lot of guys are REALLY bad at it. I'd rather just bypass the whole thing altogether just to avoid the potential pitfalls. 5/20/2008 11:15:37 PM |
drunknloaded Suspended 147487 Posts user info edit post |
maybe you dont tell the guy what you do and dont like good enough 5/20/2008 11:16:16 PM |
ShawnaC123 2019 Egg Champ 46681 Posts user info edit post |
I don't. I also don't care enough about getting oral sex to do it. 5/20/2008 11:16:54 PM |
drunknloaded Suspended 147487 Posts user info edit post |
from what i've heard you are ideal for most guys...i heard most guys like to receive and not give 5/20/2008 11:17:46 PM |
Noen All American 31346 Posts user info edit post |
quit fucking up the thread people. go talk about your weird sexual preferences in your own thread 5/20/2008 11:19:52 PM |
DiamondAce Suspended 12937 Posts user info edit post |
"the diamondace, shawna, and DnL talk about their weird sexual preferences thread" 5/20/2008 11:22:05 PM |
ShawnaC123 2019 Egg Champ 46681 Posts user info edit post |
oh sorry dude, didn't mean to fuck up your egame
my sincerest apologies
so everybody, how do you like your blowjobs? 5/20/2008 11:22:53 PM |
DiamondAce Suspended 12937 Posts user info edit post |
ShawnaE? 5/20/2008 11:23:31 PM |
Noen All American 31346 Posts user info edit post |
^^I just dont want to hear about how you choose terrible partners, and certainly don't want to hear DnL dreaming about getting some action. 5/20/2008 11:26:26 PM |
Vix All American 8522 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Sounds more like lezidelight." |
ROFL5/20/2008 11:26:39 PM |
drunknloaded Suspended 147487 Posts user info edit post |
^^haha you are so full of shit
[Edited on May 20, 2008 at 11:27 PM. Reason : i knew my name would be brought up] 5/20/2008 11:27:09 PM |
ShawnaC123 2019 Egg Champ 46681 Posts user info edit post |
k, well this is chit chat and threads rarely stay on topic
get over it 5/20/2008 11:27:36 PM |
DiamondAce Suspended 12937 Posts user info edit post |
Well I agree with shawna, you know, cause I'm tryin' to get laid. 5/20/2008 11:29:20 PM |
dezidelight Veteran 363 Posts user info edit post |
i've had a lot of funny responses so far. i guess vix and metricula and i will have to vote on who wins. 5/21/2008 9:12:00 AM |
Mulva All American 3942 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I'm pretty awesome fun times.......well spoken " |
5/21/2008 9:13:18 AM |
Metricula Squishie Enthusiast 4040 Posts user info edit post |
We'll have a special apartment meeting for it. 5/21/2008 9:15:44 AM |
blasphemour All American 57594 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I just dont want to hear about how you choose terrible partners, and certainly don't want to hear DnL dreaming about getting some action." |
I thought it was your house he banged the asian in.5/21/2008 9:16:17 AM |
dezidelight Veteran 363 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "We'll have a special apartment meeting for it." |
fun! where is your application, Metricula?5/21/2008 9:23:04 AM |
chembob Yankee Cowboy 27011 Posts user info edit post |
how long will it take for applications to process? 5/21/2008 9:26:45 AM |
gunzz IS NÚMERO UNO 68205 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "quit fucking up the thread people. go talk about your weird sexual preferences in your own thread
" |
god noen, calm down buddy. if there was two users that i knew that would be in this thread trying to get their egame on it would be CaddyMan and noen. 2 for 2.
ive never made out or had sex with or even dated an asian girl. ive always wanted to. i think they are so cute.5/21/2008 9:33:37 AM |
SkankinMonky All American 3344 Posts user info edit post |
this thread will get you aids. 5/21/2008 9:35:56 AM |
quagmire02 All American 44225 Posts user info edit post |
she is, indeed, cute 5/21/2008 9:43:41 AM |
dezidelight Veteran 363 Posts user info edit post |
aww, thanks 5/21/2008 9:44:39 AM |
ImYoPusha All American 6249 Posts user info edit post |
aye gurl
i'll do them dirty thangs to ya these otha dudes wont 5/21/2008 9:45:12 AM |
gunzz IS NÚMERO UNO 68205 Posts user info edit post |
love you long time? 5/21/2008 9:48:06 AM |
dezidelight Veteran 363 Posts user info edit post |
shouldn't the l's be pronounced as r's? 5/21/2008 9:49:13 AM |
chembob Yankee Cowboy 27011 Posts user info edit post |
gunzz, i'm surprised you overlooked me in saying who's trying to get their egame on.
I'm supposed to PM every girl, right?
[Edited on May 21, 2008 at 9:49 AM. Reason : ^i <3 engrish] 5/21/2008 9:49:43 AM |
ImYoPusha All American 6249 Posts user info edit post |
ruv you rong time boo 5/21/2008 9:51:03 AM |
gunzz IS NÚMERO UNO 68205 Posts user info edit post |
chembob, you give yourself too much credit to think you are always on my mind or something
Quote : | "houldn't the l's be pronounced as r's? " |
lol, i <3 funny girls....tell me another one
[Edited on May 21, 2008 at 10:00 AM. Reason : double post]5/21/2008 9:59:49 AM |
themodist Suspended 1013 Posts user info edit post |
trying to get a link to my own user info 5/21/2008 10:01:14 AM |
Sweden All American 12295 Posts user info edit post |
Name: Dylan Age: Dylan Job: Spitting Hot Fire
Describe what makes you a good candidate: I spit hot fire.
Is it reasonable to assume that you will say "thank you" when I do something nice for you? Dylan
Are you consistently a douchebag, or only sometimes? Dylan
How big is your penis? Dylan
Do you have an "Asian thing"? ie, you've always wanted to date, or only date Asian girls? Dylan
Are you easily offended? Dylan
Would you make me pay for YOUR dinner, and then break up with me? Dylan 5/21/2008 10:05:19 AM |
quagmire02 All American 44225 Posts user info edit post |
i don't think there's a single guy on this whole board who wouldn't pay to see these three girls go at it 5/21/2008 10:22:09 AM |