NO BABIES!!! >.<

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5/29/2008 2:17:26 PM

3.02

[Edited on May 29, 2008 at 2:17 PM. Reason : ]

5/29/2008 2:17:27 PM

Wallet

5/29/2008 2:32:18 PM

a fucking gun

5/29/2008 2:33:15 PM

did anybody say a zigazig aaahhh yet?

5/29/2008 2:37:38 PM

give him the gift that keeps on giving

herpes

5/29/2008 2:40:12 PM

freshman girls

5/29/2008 2:44:04 PM

thats look like it would be fatal

5/29/2008 3:18:03 PM

Quote :

"Something fun like a gadget/toy or something practical."

guys love gadgets. GPS, XM radio, radar detector, iTrip, etc...

5/29/2008 3:35:36 PM

Blackberry Curve, for sure

I'm fucking addicted to mine

especially with the GPS and GoogleMaps on it

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5/29/2008 3:42:55 PM

I say buy him a plane ticket to NYC for he and his now ex roommate and plenty of petty cash for booze drugs and loose women.

5/29/2008 4:06:31 PM

I second this plan

make sure to include extra money to buy me lunch and several drinks

5/29/2008 4:09:06 PM

^^ no

and

^ no

5/29/2008 4:17:36 PM

their girlfriends to take birth control.

[Edited on May 29, 2008 at 4:18 PM. Reason : ]

5/29/2008 4:18:01 PM

i see what you did there

haha

5/29/2008 4:19:14 PM

5/29/2008 4:21:51 PM

^^^for real

5/29/2008 4:22:25 PM

WHAT'S THE MATTER?

5/29/2008 4:22:47 PM

im sweaty

i get ornery when i sweat

5/29/2008 5:07:57 PM

ornery as a hornet?

5/29/2008 5:09:15 PM

sure i guess

5/29/2008 5:09:38 PM

Quote :

"August 29th. mark your calendars "

thats mine too, but dont say anything nice for mine. cause ill be 30 then

5/29/2008 5:11:25 PM

5/29/2008 5:17:09 PM

pussy

5/29/2008 6:00:19 PM

Quote :

"August 297th. mark your calendars"

5/29/2008 6:10:17 PM

LET ME SEE

5/29/2008 6:24:28 PM

if it's GIMP, then he wants a huge dick in his ass

5/29/2008 6:25:31 PM

SHUT THE FUCK UP

5/29/2008 6:25:46 PM

?

5/29/2008 6:26:21 PM

wait, is this for you or for me?

5/29/2008 6:27:49 PM

not for me...

5/29/2008 6:28:21 PM

GODDAMNIT I WANT A PONY

5/29/2008 6:29:31 PM

just shove it up there...

5/29/2008 6:30:10 PM

is pony code for something i don't get?

5/29/2008 6:30:41 PM

for the last couple years, when people ask me what i want for x-mas or my birthday i tell them i don't need/want anything

so they keep bothering me about so i start asking for outlandish things, such as a pony

5/29/2008 6:31:40 PM

i feel like you've told me this... but for some reason i keep thinking that "pony" really means ... i don't know... sex with a goat in a dark alley or something strange...

5/29/2008 6:32:51 PM

OH I GOT IT

take me to a donkey show

5/29/2008 6:33:46 PM

NO

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5/29/2008 6:34:58 PM

isn't that illegal?

5/29/2008 6:54:05 PM

goddammit blah
I thought we were friends

5/29/2008 6:56:41 PM

ok, i bought it this morning

i'm super excited, and i KNOW he'll love it..

if he doesn't... i'll keep it, because i love it! haha

5/30/2008 9:10:52 AM

it was a donkey show



[Edited on June 5, 2008 at 11:47 AM. Reason : she was in it]

6/5/2008 11:46:53 AM

pussy

6/5/2008 12:25:52 PM

is it a bowling ball that says blah on it?

6/5/2008 2:03:34 PM

a handgun.

6/5/2008 2:04:40 PM