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He is the reason Marisa Tomei won an Oscar.

6/10/2008 2:49:11 PM

He clubbed Nancy Kerrigan in the kneecap.

6/10/2008 2:54:28 PM

he brought down the hindenburg

6/10/2008 3:41:52 PM

He was an anti-federalist.

6/10/2008 4:45:45 PM

He salmonella-ed the tomatoes.

6/10/2008 4:48:21 PM

He provided drugs to all the child stars of the 80's.

6/10/2008 4:49:40 PM

He hindered Jordan Collins' low post game development

6/10/2008 4:51:24 PM

he really isn't a bad guy, he's just doing his job. i don't know why you guys are always hatin' on him.

6/10/2008 5:46:55 PM

He taught jessiejepp how to deface signs.

6/10/2008 5:52:52 PM

He farts in plastic bags and releases them just before you enter his office

6/10/2008 6:01:56 PM

^^^

6/10/2008 6:02:30 PM

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"he really isn't a bad guy, he's just doing his job. i don't know why you guys are always hatin' on him."

He's peed on TWW shenanigans more than once. Plus a lot of people on here are under-21 beer-drinking fools who got caught and bitched about it.

I just do it for fun in threads like this because of his blatant lying over the Anita Flick pic scandal. He also got the guy on here who posted those pics in a LOT of undeserved trouble considering it was more or less a random find from an open account (and all the allegations of hacking or malicious photoshopping or slandering were bullshit).

Combine the two above items and you have why people on here dislike him. For one or both of the above 80% of the time (if I had to make broad, unfounded assumptions).

6/10/2008 6:10:22 PM

He introduced Mao Tse Tsung to child porn

6/10/2008 7:08:49 PM

He fed Brandon Costner all those cheeseburgers

6/10/2008 7:26:13 PM

He will talk to you about the wolf web if you ask him

6/10/2008 7:27:38 PM

he created http://www.euphalo.com

6/10/2008 8:41:29 PM

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"He clubbed Nancy Kerrigan in the kneecap."

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"He clubbed Nancy Kerrigan in the kneecap."

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6/10/2008 11:17:36 PM

Interesting development.

6/11/2008 2:01:09 AM

He made Yao Ming cry.

6/11/2008 2:03:24 AM

He was the cause of Marv Albert's oral fetish

6/11/2008 9:52:51 AM

He told Bill O'Reilly to do it live.

6/11/2008 10:09:14 AM

He kidnapped Amelia Earhart and the Lindbergh baby.

6/11/2008 11:19:31 AM

he's just being miley paul

6/11/2008 11:26:28 AM

According to the NC State entry on uncyclopedia.org, he doesn't fuck around.

6/11/2008 11:30:54 AM

He taught Michael Richards how to behave around black people.

6/11/2008 11:38:49 AM

What was the Anita Flick thing? I searched but the thread doesn't say anything.

6/11/2008 1:43:41 PM

in after the Locke

6/11/2008 1:44:53 PM

He sleeps during the day in a coffin

6/11/2008 4:20:54 PM

he is actually the tww user ReceiveDeath

6/12/2008 12:12:27 AM

Paul Cousins posts in locked threads.

6/12/2008 12:21:04 AM

he traded babe ruth to the yankees to finance a broadway musical

6/12/2008 12:23:02 AM

he caught a bullet in his bubblegoose

6/12/2008 12:35:35 AM

He started the fire that is plaguing us now with smoke.

6/12/2008 4:54:45 PM

he was the photographer in the flick photos

6/12/2008 5:06:21 PM

^i think we finally have our first duplicate response

[Edited on June 12, 2008 at 5:09 PM. Reason : j]

6/12/2008 5:09:15 PM

^there have been a few

6/12/2008 5:09:41 PM

^i havent noticed til now

6/12/2008 5:10:02 PM

^cool

6/12/2008 5:10:29 PM

apparently in iraq

7/16/2008 11:34:16 PM

Paul Cousins found dead

10/10/2008 1:30:44 PM

10/10/2008 1:35:22 PM

10/10/2008 1:35:58 PM

10/10/2008 1:36:29 PM

He made the economy drop nearly 45% since it's record high from last year.

10/10/2008 1:37:01 PM

Paul Cousins was put in charge of $700,000,000,000 bailout...

blew it on stippers and coke.

10/10/2008 1:41:52 PM

Paul Cousins got Palin's daughter preggers.

10/10/2008 1:50:44 PM

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3/20/2013 10:34:01 PM

hopped up on that meow meow

3/20/2013 10:39:40 PM

So this is where I got my name

3/21/2013 8:41:09 AM

your name should have been TomISDead

3/21/2013 8:52:30 AM