if you want crazy wait till you would hear the stories I could give you. Dating a 22 year old girl who is only 4 years younger than me, yet she ALWAYS made age a big issue. Because I was too immature for a 26 year old and she wants to be more established when she is 26. Either way she ended things and I am finally recognizing it was a good thing. However how crazy she can get we shall see? From when I sent my friends convos they said she seems crazy enough to do legal stuff, even though I cut her off completely just in case she ever wanted to drunk dial etc etc. I was her 2nd boyfriend. I was more significant than the first and she claims she might have loved me. If I divulged into all you guys would never read what I had to say. Either way from 18-30 they are all nuts. The ones who are the most fun are the 40 plus year olds I have messed with.

6/22/2008 12:53:24 AM

Quote :

"OLD WRINKLIE SNATCH"

6/22/2008 1:17:44 AM

i had a girl tell me she's more responsible than other people her age because she's been a homeowner for 2 years at age 27.


dear girls, owning a townhouse does not make you the shit. it just means you have a place to live, that your dad probably put 10% on.

6/22/2008 1:24:44 AM

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"The ones who are the most fun are the 40 plus year olds I have messed with"

dude i'll wait 10 years to try out 40 yr old pus. i'd rather continue with mid 20 - 32 year old VAG. the only 40 year old box i'd smash would be like Samantha or Carrie Bradshaw caliber.

6/22/2008 1:46:51 AM

^ until you see what they do with their mouths. Those women love (====8

6/23/2008 1:10:13 AM

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"all we really want is a good looking girl, knows politics and sports, gives awesome head, and drives European cars, and works out regularly. that's it. thats the type of chick I need."

Close, but I think what you meant to say was:

Quote :

"Craig McDermott: If they have a great personality and they're not great looking... then who fucking cares? Patrick Bateman: Well, let's just say hypotetically ok? What if they have a great personality? [pause, all laugh] Patrick Bateman: I know, I know. [all in unison] Patrick Bateman, Craig McDermott, David Van Patten: There are no girls with good personalities. David Van Patten: A good personality consists of a chick with a little hard body, who will satisfy all sexual demands without being too slutty about things, and who essentially will keep her dumb fucking mouth shut. Craig McDermott: The only girls with good personalities who are smart or maybe funny or halfway intelligent or talented, though god knows what the fuck that means, are ugly chicks. David Van Patten: Absolutely. Craig McDermott: And this is because they have to make up for how fucking unattractive they are."

[Edited on June 23, 2008 at 1:19 AM. Reason : adsfads]

6/23/2008 1:19:01 AM

ReceiveDeath and jwdeesnuts MVP attempt exposed??
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6/23/2008 1:47:57 AM

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"Craig McDermott: The only girls with good personalities who are smart or maybe funny or halfway intelligent or talented, though god knows what the fuck that means, are ugly chicks. David Van Patten: Absolutely. Craig McDermott: And this is because they have to make up for how fucking unattractive they are"

damn, B. i never considered it like this. this could have an element of truth to it.

6/23/2008 10:35:57 AM

it's almost scary how much I learned from reading brett easton ellis

6/23/2008 10:37:16 AM

^ who's that guy?

6/23/2008 11:16:43 AM

Someday I'm gonna run across your mind
Don't worry, I'll be fine
I'm gonna be alright
While you're sleeping with your pride
Wishing I could hold you tight
I'll be over you
And on with my life

6/23/2008 11:51:53 PM

Now I see where Smath gets his material!

8/21/2016 6:53:27 PM

lickin the sweat off of your balls. Lol this thread.

Not me though, I have perpetual jock itch from my marathon running. In fact, if I think that I am gonna get some action on a date, I have to give my junk and extra thick dose from my cream and antibiotics to keep the red swelling down.

8/21/2016 7:02:15 PM

wait, is this the thread that made this phrase famous:

Quote :

"SPRING WATER PUS"

8/21/2016 7:36:29 PM