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7/7/2008 1:44:54 AM

Quote :

"True, but I don't have to worry about gaybuttsex with dudes. Trust me, it's still a totally worthwhile tradeoff."

evan, evan, evan...

7/7/2008 8:50:14 AM

im da fwiggen cum coach XD

7/7/2008 8:51:56 AM

I approve this thread!!!

7/7/2008 8:56:52 AM

I had a dude ask me "Do you want to make a baby?" while we were doing it...

I knew I didn't have to worry about it but that could be the most f'd up way to ask if you can cum inside a girl ever



then the same guy gave me a high five the next time we messed around because we hadn't "made a baby"....hahaha

[Edited on July 7, 2008 at 10:34 AM. Reason : ]

7/7/2008 10:13:26 AM

ahaha, that's just asking to freak some girl out

7/7/2008 10:15:35 AM

haha...true


but it didn't

7/7/2008 10:16:46 AM

you were probably all like

GIMME THAT BABY JUICE!!1!

7/7/2008 10:17:14 AM

I will put my convertible to the wind to bust in the box with no bag

7/7/2008 10:17:18 AM

^^actually I think my response was "hell no! but you don't have to worry about it anyway"....haha

7/7/2008 10:19:04 AM

I haven't used a condom since maybe 2006

I dunno

7/7/2008 10:19:23 AM

lol

you sound fun

lets do sex, k?

[Edited on July 7, 2008 at 10:20 AM. Reason : ^^]

7/7/2008 10:19:45 AM

you'll have to wait your turn

7/7/2008 10:20:14 AM

7/7/2008 10:20:39 AM

I've only let 2 guys do this, but it pretty much flipped their lids when they asked me where I wanted it, and I told them to stay right where they are...lol

They couldn't go any longer after hearing that!

7/7/2008 10:20:52 AM

i busted in caseys box with no bag once. at cooleys in fuquay

7/7/2008 10:21:13 AM

^^^don't worry....according to my schedule...

you're the only one in line


^^yeah...i can only think of 2 myself

[Edited on July 7, 2008 at 10:22 AM. Reason : ^]

7/7/2008 10:21:50 AM

man I think coming ON a girl is pretty stupid

why am I going to stop everything to jerk off and make a mess?

god damn porn making people do stupid things

7/7/2008 10:22:46 AM

Casey, from jackleg's post, I think it's 3 now...amirite?

7/7/2008 10:23:08 AM

that was one of the two

7/7/2008 10:23:30 AM

the degrading aspect of a facial sounds fun to do at least once in my lifetime

[Edited on July 7, 2008 at 10:23 AM. Reason : O RLY?]

7/7/2008 10:23:37 AM

come on im always bagless box bustin

7/7/2008 10:23:55 AM

I don't want to degrade my womens
that's not nice

I always prefer to leave them a present so that later when we're hanging out they have a constant, sticky reminder of what we've been up to

7/7/2008 10:26:08 AM

i'm pretty sure i've never had a facial...if i have i don't remember...

i don't clean that shit up either....you put it there....you can clean it up!

7/7/2008 10:26:22 AM

not even an accidental facial?

those are the funniest shit ever. its pretty hard to be sexy when you accidentally just busted up a chicks nose!1

7/7/2008 10:27:28 AM

haha....yeah...i was trying to remember it that had ever happened....


i know i got it in the shoulder once....but i don't think ever in the face....

but the dude did tell about shooting it in his last gf's eye by accident once and how pissed she got

7/7/2008 10:29:10 AM

Facials aren't degrading

Does that make me a cumslut?

7/7/2008 10:30:07 AM

Yes.

[Edited on July 7, 2008 at 10:31 AM. Reason : ]

7/7/2008 10:31:00 AM

Only for you, Nick.

7/7/2008 10:33:08 AM

That's what they all say.

7/7/2008 10:34:45 AM

i had an addition to my little story up there

7/7/2008 10:34:53 AM

Yea I just ask that you warn me...jizz in the eyes + contacts is not a fun experience

7/7/2008 10:39:30 AM

cumslut

thats a pretty hot word. (on paper)

another thing i dont think i could pull off without laughing like hell

yeah youre my little cumslut arent ya baby

aahhahaha

7/7/2008 10:41:09 AM

ok ok i admit it. i cant do anything sexual without laughing, i even laugh at boobies.

7/7/2008 10:41:53 AM

I've ruined sex by laughing

I couldn't help it

kept laughing while making out - it was hilarious

7/7/2008 10:42:56 AM

lol

7/7/2008 10:43:23 AM

i laugh a lot if it starts to get awkward...

7/7/2008 10:44:16 AM

i actually had the facial discussion this weekend with my new "friend".

7/7/2008 10:46:22 AM

Quote :

"I've ruined sex by laughing I couldn't help it kept laughing while making out - it was hilarious"

i always seem to have south park on when i'm hooking up with somebody new.. doesn't work out so well when i bust out laughing a few times

7/7/2008 10:52:49 AM

there's absolutely no way I could engage in any sexual act with any moving pictures or multimedia in a room

7/7/2008 10:56:06 AM

I completely busted out laughing this weekend, but there was no tv or anything to blame it on!!! So I just made him kiss me so I'd stop haha

7/7/2008 10:56:12 AM

as long as you didn't bust out laughing when he dropped his pants, it's all good

7/7/2008 10:57:32 AM

Quote :

"I had a dude ask me "Do you want to make a baby?" while we were doing it... "

You fucked DNL!?!?!



j/k

7/7/2008 10:58:33 AM

NO!

7/7/2008 11:03:46 AM

Quote :

"as long as you didn't bust out laughing when he dropped his pants, it's all good"

That got a lot of

7/7/2008 11:11:49 AM

^^that's how horrible rumors start

7/7/2008 11:13:12 AM

if you slept with DNL I would have to take you off of my "TWW Chicks I Want To Bwn" list

[Edited on July 7, 2008 at 11:16 AM. Reason : f]

7/7/2008 11:16:40 AM

hahaha that should be your next thread
you can just "strikethrough" when girls A) piss you off B) sleep with DNL

7/7/2008 11:17:27 AM

I'd start that thread, but I don't really know any of the new chicks.

7/7/2008 11:18:45 AM

"Oh shit, did you pull out in time?"
"Yeah."
"No you didn't, there's nothing on me and I'm pretty sure I feel it inside!"
"I'm pretty sure you don't."
"How do you know?"
"Well...I was kinda faking."
"You were faking?"
"Eh, you were done, I was tired, and besides, the Simpsons is about to come on."
"So you didn't actually..."
"Wasn't even close."

7/7/2008 11:20:54 AM