monday? i thought you used condoms on modany

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8/5/2008 10:17:48 PM

hahaha....

i do....which means i don't fuck on mondays

8/5/2008 10:18:13 PM

any of you who use condoms aren't real men

[Edited on August 5, 2008 at 10:19 PM. Reason : except schpenxel... he's a real man ]

8/5/2008 10:18:35 PM

YOU SO NASTY

8/5/2008 10:18:40 PM

WAT YOU SAY

8/5/2008 10:18:56 PM

NOT YOU BOO

8/5/2008 10:19:45 PM

OH I SEE

8/5/2008 10:20:08 PM

just relax, push out a little bit and arch your back

it'll slide right in

8/5/2008 10:20:20 PM

^i bet your penis looks like a cucumber...

i don't want to hear your shit

[Edited on August 5, 2008 at 10:21 PM. Reason : ewww]

8/5/2008 10:20:49 PM

green?

8/5/2008 10:21:15 PM

my penis does not look like a cucumber

would you like a picture?

[Edited on August 5, 2008 at 10:21 PM. Reason : oh ]

8/5/2008 10:21:26 PM

and covered in bumps

[Edited on August 5, 2008 at 10:21 PM. Reason : ^NOT YOU BOO]

8/5/2008 10:21:37 PM

HE'LL FUCKIN DO IT!

8/5/2008 10:21:44 PM

you know the rumor has it that the yakuza sew pearls into their cock subcutaneous skin if they go to jail

Quote :

"A Yakuza, if sent to jail, will sew a pearl into his penis for two main reasons: 1. Loyalty - obviously if a Yakuza is in jail they probably did something illegal that was part of the lifestyle they're coming from. Inserting a pearl, at the rate of one per year, shows that the Yakuza is not forgetting about where he comes from, and that he will remain loyal to his clan even through bars. 2. His Woman - the second reason a Yakuza will add a foreign object into his penis is for his woman. With the pearls in his penis he can make up for years of lost time; the pearls will act as added stimulation during intercourse, giving the woman much more pleasure. "

[Edited on August 5, 2008 at 10:24 PM. Reason : quote]

8/5/2008 10:22:26 PM

if any penis gets near my butthole...for any reason....


i will cut the mother fucker off and shove it directly up said penis owner's ass

[Edited on August 5, 2008 at 10:24 PM. Reason : asdf]

8/5/2008 10:24:01 PM

but the sweet pie is like a quarter inch away!

8/5/2008 10:24:40 PM

he better have good aim

8/5/2008 10:25:48 PM

what about a finger

8/5/2008 10:27:57 PM

they like a finger

someitmes

8/5/2008 10:28:08 PM

fingers can be magical

8/5/2008 10:28:29 PM

I mean it helps me get off to give the girl a twirl

sometimes

8/5/2008 10:28:44 PM

no...i even made a guy quit doing me in my dream last night because he stuck his finger up my butt...

and it actually felt pretty real...


maybe i should check my...oh nvm

[Edited on August 5, 2008 at 10:30 PM. Reason : i love the fingers...just keep them out of the booty hole]

8/5/2008 10:29:22 PM

always add the

..sometimes

[Edited on August 5, 2008 at 10:30 PM. Reason : and i had a dream last night where was screaming HARDER HARDER HARDER]

8/5/2008 10:29:36 PM

it was prolly your cat

8/5/2008 10:29:46 PM

Condoms until I'm comfortable enough with a new girl unless she's not on BC. Will still pull out most of the time. Get my shit checked pretty much after every new lay.

I mean I used to have herpes but I got rid of it at that clinic in Tijuana!!

8/5/2008 10:30:15 PM

i was thinking that

8/5/2008 10:30:17 PM

this one time

at band camp

8/5/2008 10:30:41 PM

fingers aren't bad

8/5/2008 10:31:07 PM

it's real funny when girls are like OMG don't do that

then they come home drunk

you do it

and they get off in 20 seconds

8/5/2008 10:31:57 PM

buttholes is gross

you can quote me on that

8/5/2008 10:31:59 PM

^^^i've became pretty good with mine

[Edited on August 5, 2008 at 10:32 PM. Reason : sdf]

8/5/2008 10:32:11 PM

wow i never knew people were so firmly against buttsecks.

i'm just saying. i thought that it was supposed to be the jam

[Edited on August 5, 2008 at 10:32 PM. Reason : .]

8/5/2008 10:32:18 PM

OH LAWD

dont get me started on dreams

8/5/2008 10:32:22 PM

chicks usually are against buttsex till the 3rd time.

There's not much to be done with a guy who tries to rush it which is a lot of guys.

8/5/2008 10:33:39 PM

i cried all 3 times

8/5/2008 10:34:52 PM

Quote :

"i'm just saying. i thought that it was supposed to be the jam"

it is

8/5/2008 10:35:37 PM

^^ oh so you actually tried it?

(that's not accusatory btw. it is genuine curiosity)

[Edited on August 5, 2008 at 10:36 PM. Reason : .]

and not genuine curiosity about you having sex or your butthole. about people that don't like it since according to ^ and lots of others, it is apparently the jam

[Edited on August 5, 2008 at 10:36 PM. Reason : clarification ]

8/5/2008 10:36:01 PM

yeah....it was awful


and i'm pretty tolerant of doing things i might not but thrilled about ....

but f that s...


nobody is worth taking one up the ass

8/5/2008 10:37:25 PM

hahaha

i've met ONE person that liked it

8/5/2008 10:39:23 PM

^^ ouch (pun intended)

that sucks. (seriously mean that though)

^ I've dated 3 wonderful girls that were a little fearful of it but were open enough to try it. The first time there was trepidation but by the 3rd time it was good to go.

All three of them found anal the easiest way to have an orgasm.

[Edited on August 5, 2008 at 10:41 PM. Reason : .]

8/5/2008 10:39:36 PM

this is kindof how i feel. although i've never tried it

it just seems like an ouch.

8/5/2008 10:40:56 PM

some girls are all about it. some completely against it. different strokes...

8/5/2008 10:43:06 PM

i got an underground sperm lab in my apt- sell the seed to poland

8/5/2008 10:43:21 PM

if any of you remember stories of the really crazy girl i was seeing about a year ago

she used to beg me to fuck her in the ass, and i'd never do it.


i think i only like it when i know the girl doesn't want it.

8/5/2008 10:43:22 PM

Quote :

"wow i never knew people were so firmly against buttsecks. i'm just saying. i thought that it was supposed to be the jam"

8/5/2008 10:44:09 PM

^^, should have pissed in her asshole. that would have taught her a lesson.

[Edited on August 5, 2008 at 10:44 PM. Reason : .]

8/5/2008 10:44:29 PM

urination is taking it a step too far in my book

8/5/2008 10:44:58 PM

not to sound homo but thats like the 4th time pilgrimshoes has posted that on tww

8/5/2008 10:45:31 PM

OMG STALKER

8/5/2008 10:45:52 PM

^^^ that was my point if that was to me.

8/5/2008 10:46:17 PM