not all women...

just those that want to have kids and won't use sex toys and watch porn

8/12/2008 2:13:32 PM

and sleep again

8/12/2008 2:15:18 PM

wait, wasn' lewoods the girl who asked how to sue the airline for a 'puff of smoke' on a plane that landed safety?

then a week or so later was trying to sell a airline voucher that the airline had graciously compensated her with?

8/12/2008 2:15:19 PM

yes

8/12/2008 2:17:23 PM

For the last fucking time...

The voucher WAS NOT compensation for them almost killing me. It was compensation for being bumped onto that flight. The bastards never did a god damned thing to compensate me for the 36 hours of hell, more layovers than I can remember, and almost killing me.

8/12/2008 2:18:40 PM

TELL IT AGAIN, HUMAN

fish pills seem fitting then. (no really lyme's diease is rough)

[Edited on August 12, 2008 at 2:20 PM. Reason : how did they 'almost' kill you? ]

8/12/2008 2:18:58 PM

Yes, how did they almost kill you?

8/12/2008 2:21:42 PM

8/12/2008 2:23:25 PM

-SO WAIT, SOME SMOKE CAME OFF THE TIRES WHEN THE PLANE TOUCHED DOWN?/

OH JESUS?

8/12/2008 2:29:42 PM

I bet there were some screeching noises as well.

8/12/2008 2:36:50 PM

holy crap... i bet yer ears popped too didnt they?

SEW i tell yah.!!! SUEW!!!!

8/12/2008 3:22:06 PM

Yeah, plus the fasten seat belt light turn on.

8/12/2008 3:30:48 PM

motherflipping turbulence,,, wait till i get to my litigation!11

8/12/2008 3:31:25 PM

Quote :

"for them almost killing me."

.....


you don't get out much do you? (flying, travel etc)

[Edited on August 12, 2008 at 3:36 PM. Reason : s]

8/12/2008 3:34:20 PM

is it just me? or does it seem like lewoods goes about something is a very round about way, then doesn't make a lot of sense but still has a good bit a angst dammit. then just to make sure you were paying attention recycles the intro, but it could be just me.

8/12/2008 3:36:28 PM

you mean the circular logic? yeah...

8/12/2008 3:37:30 PM

Legit question

So...like...are you dieing or what?

8/12/2008 3:48:31 PM

SO WAIT, you're saying the plane LEFT the ground?!?! That is totally NOT safe. I would sue for everything they got

8/12/2008 3:58:00 PM

does anyone have a link to the thread about the plane?

8/12/2008 4:11:09 PM

message_topic.aspx?topic=519888

8/12/2008 4:13:29 PM

holy shit I just lolled all over myself

this thread was funny until ldwoods came in and started posting like herself.

8/12/2008 4:18:03 PM

Quote :

"them almost killing me."

Jesus.

8/12/2008 5:19:15 PM

THE SMOKE AND LACK OF AC

OMG

I NEARLY DIED OUT THERE GUYZ

8/12/2008 6:22:36 PM

this thread delivers

8/12/2008 6:33:24 PM

a bttt

8/12/2008 9:35:29 PM

bttt for walls14414214124

8/18/2008 6:17:38 PM

Just curious.... How many times has she almost died?

Being misdiagnosed, Airplanes, etc - all inclusive

8/18/2008 6:20:18 PM

http://brentroad.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=538133

8/18/2008 10:08:58 PM

this bike wasnt bought from knightdale was it?

8/20/2008 2:36:51 PM

Nope, My bikes came from Bristol (RIP), Southern Pines, and St. Louis.

8/20/2008 2:40:46 PM

^^ lol as in jasons bike?

lol then you should know how to do all the work babe.

and could make quick dollar bucks

8/20/2008 2:51:42 PM

stop loling at everything

8/20/2008 2:53:22 PM

Umm, I can do ALL the work on my bike. Have a little trouble changing tires due to my size, but I know how. My big problem is that I don't have a garage.

8/20/2008 3:02:16 PM

size isn't everything.

I'm walls1441 and i approved this message.

8/20/2008 3:38:59 PM

I dont really want to go to a real doctor for my "condition" cuz they might want to do some diagnostic testing

I would rather bitch and whine and feel entitled about my "condition" then actually go to a doctor and try to find a "cure"

so, ill just take a chance and use some fish meds and then maybe i can REALLY fuck myself up and have a real reason to sue someone!

8/20/2008 3:39:55 PM

too bad this isn`t the post like brainysmurf thread

8/20/2008 3:43:43 PM

the comment someone made yesterday on her looking like tom cruise from the last samurai really made me lol

8/20/2008 3:45:26 PM

this thread isnt going well. im out

8/20/2008 3:49:02 PM

This is funny because I have found a doc and am not taking fish pills. But whatever, as long as I'm getting better I don't really care how.

8/20/2008 4:05:26 PM

T minus 3 months until lewoods tries to sue her doc.

8/20/2008 4:06:14 PM

Quote :

"T minus 3 months minutes until lewoods tries to sue her doc."

8/20/2008 4:08:38 PM

this just in:

nicklepickle and lewoods to be bffs

[Edited on August 20, 2008 at 4:16 PM. Reason : now to go work on my non running shit]

8/20/2008 4:13:48 PM

Quote :

"have any of you ever actually ridden a modern liter class sportbike?"

yes, around the parking lot and then i promptly gave it back.

8/20/2008 5:16:43 PM

lol

8/25/2008 10:56:11 PM

If you have more than one kid you're obviously a Mexican living off welfare

8/25/2008 11:25:44 PM

Quote :

"Quote : "have any of you ever actually ridden a modern liter class sportbike "

after owning 2 r1s myself i think its safe to say i can work the clutch and the throttle

ill fucking sue you fer makin this thread tho

8/25/2008 11:30:04 PM

Quote :

"Mexicans get a harder time from me because most of them are ILLEGAL immigrants. "

you just can't make this stuff up

8/26/2008 1:36:41 PM

Quote :

"Instead of the latest trend to adopt a kid from Africa, people could start adopting ones that are locally grown. "

Quote :

"Pretty much everyone already has HSV1."

Quote :

"Really, women are supposed to take it up the pooper but guy's won;t? Not much fairness in that. "

wow that virginity thread is a goldmine.

8/26/2008 1:48:35 PM

i look down on those with hsv1

8/26/2008 1:49:51 PM

ya fucking think

8/26/2008 1:50:14 PM