if you had just banged him, he'd probably be your boyfriend right about now.

9/23/2008 9:34:18 AM

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"Reading this thread all I can think is, "YOU'VE SUCKED THIRTY SEVEN DICKS?!?!" Just because your hymen is intact doesn't mean you aren't easy. In fact, it's pretty obvious based on the contents of this thread that you are kind of easy, because: "

no, not easy 3 guys... that is all and I regret every single one of them.

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"i say tell the girl. warn her before she gets herself in the same situation. don't talk to him anymore and when he asks whats wrong just tell him that he's a dick and a fucking loser. don't talk to you again and if he does you'll tell every girl you ever see him talking to. "

no. I've decided not to say anything to her. she can do what she wants with him. I'm going to stay out of it and let her make her own decison. I don't want to make things more akward. I have to put up with these ppl till December. I'll just be polite but distant.

9/23/2008 10:53:25 AM

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9/23/2008 11:03:40 AM

seriously i don't get why you stress yourself out about all this...


here's the deal if your gonna suck one pre-marriage might as well suck 'em all i mean from a moral stand point....

same thing with sex... if you're not going to wait till marriage then you're just setting yourself up for disappointment.... but setting up all this moral bullshit and associated guilt... cause you can truly love more than one person... and the only way to truly hate someone is to love them and have them break your heart.


[Edited on September 23, 2008 at 11:06 AM. Reason : .]

9/23/2008 11:04:59 AM

Reading this thread all I can think is, "YOU'VE SUCKED THIRTY SEVEN DICKS?!?!"

Just because your hymen is intact doesn't mean you aren't easy. In fact, it's pretty obvious based on the contents of this thread that you are kind of easy, because:

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"I barely know the guy. I put his cock in my mouth"

It's time to face some cold realities here.



having met crackmonkey, i can confirm the cognitive dissonance.

9/23/2008 11:06:21 AM

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"no, not easy 3 guys... that is all and I regret every single one of them. "

oh dear... I'm sorry that you have such an unhappy sex life

it could be different, you know?

sex brings joy into my life - real, transcendent joy
probably like the love you think your Jesus gives you

9/23/2008 11:09:25 AM

Why stay distant? There's no rule against talking to two girls at once. What did you expect? You'd blow him and then he'll abandon all others and love you forever? He's keeping his options open. Chill out. And feel free to talk to him.

9/23/2008 11:09:56 AM

i wonder if that guy cried after the blow job

9/23/2008 11:29:04 AM

i only cry when they spit


Never had oral either...

9/23/2008 11:30:32 AM

9/23/2008 11:35:24 AM

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" From : BigMan157 To : crackmonkey Received : Tuesday September 23, 2008 at 11:35 AM Subject : so i hear you like to suck cock."

9/23/2008 11:35:33 AM

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9/23/2008 11:41:51 AM

if i have gone 6 weeks or more without sex i consider myself a virgin again.

9/23/2008 11:47:43 AM

9/23/2008 11:55:42 AM

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"same thing with sex... if you're not going to wait till marriage then you're just setting yourself up for disappointment.... "

Same can be said for waiting til marriage. What if you marry someone, as a virgin, and they are a terrible lover? You have to test the water before you jump in.

9/23/2008 11:58:54 AM

gunzz made me lol all over my panties

9/23/2008 12:01:18 PM

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"i wonder if that guy cried after the blow job"

ahahahaha

one of my friends had a roommate whose boyfriend did this

9/23/2008 12:02:27 PM

there's a TWWer who has done this!!1

9/23/2008 12:04:19 PM

Something similar happened to me once.

I suggest you just ignore him and find someone who's genuinely interested in you.

9/23/2008 12:04:50 PM

Why hasn't crackmonkey addressed the legitimate question of why she thinks he's lying about being a virgin?

He told you and somebody else that he's a virgin. What about that is a lie? I'm just very confused about how you got from him telling you and another girl that he's a virgin to him being a liar. All he did was tell the truth to you and then realized that it gets his cock sucked, so he was like, "Hmmm, this virgin thing may have benefits after all.... I think I'll tell this other girl about the fact that I'm a virgin too.."

It seems to me that you made it seem like you were just "doing him a favor" to "give him pleasure." From what you said, it wasn't something that you expected to continue, but instead was a random spontaneous thing you decided to do for him when you didn't even really know him. Why do you expect him to not tell anyone else that he's a virgin? This whole thing is very confusing, you must be a girl.

[Edited on September 23, 2008 at 12:12 PM. Reason : ]

9/23/2008 12:10:59 PM

Get over yourself.

You like a guy, and he probably likes you since you sucked his dick. But he's talking to someone else, and that bothers you. If you want to grow up and (real big secret to love here) FUCKING ASK HIM what he thinks of you, you could possibly begin a healthy relationship without all the bullshit games some of you chicks like to play.

He could say that he likes you too, or he could say that he's not that into you (maybe your oral sex isn't as "amazing" as you think). Either way, you didn't get lied to, and no one was dishonest. He may be a player, but that only inconveniences you because you're scouring the world looking for someone to love you so you can fuck.

Just buy a vibrator and calm the fuck down.

9/23/2008 12:14:08 PM

He told me that he had never received oral sex. He said the same thing to girl #2 after he and I had hooked up. Ergo... he is a liar.



It's a 6pm class... so I'm waiting to see what happens tonight

9/23/2008 12:16:39 PM

Girls are crazy.

9/23/2008 12:17:51 PM

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"i wonder if that guy cried after the blow job"

lol, he cry-maxed

9/23/2008 12:17:59 PM

^^^In your original post I recall you saying he told her he's a virgin, which according to your definition doesn't necessarily mean you haven't had oral sex. Otherwise you're not a virgin by that definition either which would make you a liar as well...

Btw, you've created this problem by sucking his dick simply because he'd never gotten any before. I doubt it was by his own choice that he's a virgin honestly. Most guys don't give a fuck about that purity bullshit. I'm not saying they're going to fuck somebody with an STD, but "waiting" just isn't a huge priority for pretty much 100% of guys. In reality, you simply reinforced the idea that if he claims he's a virgin he'll get some.

[Edited on September 23, 2008 at 12:21 PM. Reason : ]

9/23/2008 12:18:33 PM

tell him you have herpes, and that he should get checked out

9/23/2008 12:19:40 PM

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"goof juice."

9/23/2008 12:19:53 PM

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"Get over yourself."

best advice yet.

9/23/2008 12:21:18 PM

by the way.. don't be too surprised if he has read this by the time you get to class. tww aint as secret as it used to be

i just love it when crackmonkey talks about cocks

9/23/2008 12:21:35 PM

Yes, it provides hours of entertainment. You can tell she's just dying to get fucked too.

[Edited on September 23, 2008 at 12:22 PM. Reason : ]

9/23/2008 12:22:12 PM

I wish I had been a heartless sex hound in college, I could've used this trick constantly. It's very believable that I'm a virgin.

9/23/2008 12:23:39 PM

Virgin at 21 = uses a 20oz coke bottle as a dildo

9/23/2008 12:23:59 PM

its not as rare as guys would have you believe

9/23/2008 12:25:17 PM

Call his ass out and tell him to meet you at Ruckus

9/23/2008 12:26:33 PM

"I barely know the girl. I put her twat over my mouth"

9/23/2008 12:31:08 PM

I have to laugh at people who equate self worth with their sexuality.

9/23/2008 12:35:09 PM

I too have had sex.

9/23/2008 12:41:30 PM

crackmoney is the new Sarose

just an ignorant attention whore

9/23/2008 12:42:42 PM

was he hot as fuck?

9/23/2008 12:43:09 PM

this thread reeks of crazy

9/23/2008 12:50:01 PM

bitches be crazy yo.

9/23/2008 12:50:52 PM

^^ Hey!

9/23/2008 12:50:54 PM

girl probably moved to fast and scared this guy off

9/23/2008 12:59:04 PM

We do know that she moved fast and got him off, at least.

9/23/2008 1:01:32 PM

sorry that that dude was the suck.
one day you will meet one worth giving it too.
don't worry what they say on here- you can teach an old dog new tricks-even after marriage.

9/23/2008 1:03:35 PM

this thread makes me appreciate my (relatively) non-crazy g/f. fucking hell.

9/23/2008 1:06:07 PM

oh thats right she moved away

9/23/2008 1:18:29 PM

set em up

9/23/2008 1:29:22 PM