3/12/2009 11:29:38 PM

I see your and raise you a

3/12/2009 11:30:46 PM

.04

3/12/2009 11:31:10 PM

soooooo how's it feel being nearly two bakers' dozen?

3/12/2009 11:40:58 PM

I dunno...

I think I've reached the time in my life where my birthday doesn't mean shit.

3/12/2009 11:41:34 PM

I remember getting that for my 26th birthday too!

3/12/2009 11:43:26 PM

30 will come and go before I know it.

3/12/2009 11:44:20 PM

dang shawna youre almost 26? happy early bday

3/12/2009 11:44:30 PM

How can I make masturbation last longer and be more enjoyable? Should I look at shittier pr0n?

3/12/2009 11:45:01 PM

^^thanks


^you have to almost reach the peak and then stop and let yourself cool off
do that a few times
Your orgasm will rock

3/12/2009 11:46:45 PM

?

3/13/2009 12:34:59 AM

when you have a baby will you breast feed it until it is 2?

3/13/2009 1:14:19 AM

^^ !

^I kinda doubt I'm ever going to be having kids.

3/13/2009 11:02:56 AM

Can I call dibs?

3/13/2009 11:09:08 AM

on what?

3/13/2009 11:18:55 AM

You?

3/13/2009 11:50:54 AM

too late.

3/13/2009 4:21:45 PM

^^you gotta buy me dinner first, son.

3/14/2009 10:02:33 AM

For the egg hunt.

4/11/2009 6:11:43 PM

can I haz your egg?

4/11/2009 6:12:10 PM

For a price.

4/11/2009 6:13:01 PM

wanna?

4/11/2009 6:13:11 PM

Shawna wanna yawn-a?

4/11/2009 6:13:46 PM

How much?

4/11/2009 6:17:24 PM

That has yet to be determined.

Price will be established at 4pm tomorrow.

4/11/2009 6:18:53 PM

fail

4/11/2009 6:19:58 PM

i just EGG ROLL'D shawna

4/11/2009 6:21:44 PM

MOAR LIKE EGG LOLLED!

4/11/2009 6:24:25 PM

LOL

4/11/2009 6:24:53 PM

can i please touch your bewbs.

4/11/2009 6:38:25 PM

Gotta buy me dinner first, son!

4/11/2009 7:02:40 PM

your thread gave me an egg

4/11/2009 7:03:15 PM

YEAH? WELL I HAVE A SHITLOAD IN MY OVARIES!

4/11/2009 7:03:45 PM

if i buy you dinner, will you show me them.

4/11/2009 7:08:12 PM

ew, what kind of freak wants to see inside my ovaries?

4/12/2009 1:29:22 AM

DON'T WANNA MEET YA MOMMA

JUST WANNA MAKE YOU COME-A

4/12/2009 1:45:45 AM

Do you like to get a Dick. Mine is soft but I'm just asking

4/12/2009 2:19:16 AM

depends on whose it is, I suppose.

4/12/2009 2:19:54 AM

?

4/12/2009 2:20:50 AM

!

4/12/2009 2:21:24 AM

Could I get it?

4/12/2009 2:21:32 AM

what would you say the odds are of us becoming tdub friends?

4/12/2009 2:23:46 AM

Should I see how far I can punt this blackberry

4/12/2009 2:23:50 AM

ever seen the hampton inn in wilmington? like hampton inn landfall suites or some shit

4/12/2009 2:25:05 AM

^^^^no
^^^50%
^^not unless it's already broken
^nope

4/12/2009 2:26:02 AM

how does u get eggz?

4/12/2009 2:28:03 AM

how you doing?

4/12/2009 2:28:08 AM

^^gotta wait for the egg fairy to display them on your screen, then click on them

^sleepy...but I want one more egg!

4/12/2009 2:28:49 AM

are you hot natured?

4/12/2009 2:30:56 AM

Nope, cold.

4/12/2009 2:31:23 AM