Oh what the F thats a lame book

I was hoping for something like "Dr. Ruth's guide to no handed BJs"

11/4/2008 8:20:37 PM

girl, is your land cleared off?

holla back

11/4/2008 8:20:43 PM

^^actually it's something that my old boss bought and thought i would like to read


^a small strip of it is

11/4/2008 8:21:44 PM

Quote :

"^that's why they haven't been used....haha"

lolz

i remember not being able to get done back in like 1999 and thought sex sucked. then i realized lifestyles just sucked so bad i'd rather use a fucking layer of saran wrap or 10

[Edited on November 4, 2008 at 8:22 PM. Reason : ^or isn't, amirite?]

11/4/2008 8:22:06 PM

11/4/2008 8:22:17 PM

I once cut my big toe wide open and put a lifestyles condom over it to stop the bleeding until I got back to my house

11/4/2008 8:23:27 PM

PS I'M NOT BEING DIRTY

11/4/2008 8:28:27 PM

^^^^the only time i've not been able to get a guy off (from sex) was either:

a) he got off earlier and i just stopped because i wasn't going to get off
b) using the polyeurothane shit

[Edited on November 4, 2008 at 8:35 PM. Reason : asdfds]

11/4/2008 8:34:40 PM

Quote :

"a) he got off earlier and i just stopped"

double dippin, or pre-brains

11/4/2008 8:35:50 PM

brains

11/4/2008 8:36:21 PM

so can you still see straight.

11/4/2008 9:49:59 PM

i'm not taking another picture

but it looks really similar to last week's

11/14/2008 10:40:50 PM

FAVORITE
THREAD
STATUS

11/14/2008 10:46:06 PM

god...i must have been wasted the other night if i was posting pics of BOB and talking about sucking dick

11/14/2008 10:47:31 PM

LOLBOB

11/14/2008 10:49:03 PM

RIP BOB

11/14/2008 10:52:19 PM

ha ha ha. i was trying to figure out the title to your book and it took me a minute. it went something like this:
the...official...guide...to...the...best...cat...houses...in...ne..va..d....nevada....

...is that like a cat condo, wtf.... ... ... ...

... the official guide to the best cat houses in...ahh, cathouses.


don't mind me i'm just killing time on a boring friday night.

11/14/2008 10:56:22 PM

i too, at first thought about kitty cat houses.

then was all

oooooooooohhhh

-_-

11/14/2008 10:57:28 PM

i had some thing to post here


but i just completely forgot what it was

11/14/2008 10:59:25 PM

this is a pretty funny thread.

11/14/2008 10:59:56 PM

why thank you

11/14/2008 11:01:21 PM

i'm kind of turned on

11/14/2008 11:01:21 PM

oh yeah..i remember what it was



i really liked dressing up tonight


i want to do that more often

11/14/2008 11:02:13 PM

update plz

11/14/2008 11:15:53 PM

not much to update so far

11/14/2008 11:18:33 PM

^ nice palindrome

33233

11/14/2008 11:19:09 PM

hmm....


i think if i can get through this first drink then things will pick up

11/14/2008 11:41:52 PM

i've got a think you can pick up

11/14/2008 11:43:56 PM

tell me about this think

11/14/2008 11:44:51 PM

omg

11/14/2008 11:44:55 PM

11/14/2008 11:52:41 PM

huh?

11/14/2008 11:53:05 PM

precisely

11/14/2008 11:54:38 PM

O_O

11/14/2008 11:55:13 PM

those are some really big eyes

11/14/2008 11:57:20 PM

11/15/2008 12:01:54 AM

11/15/2008 12:03:09 AM

can you tell me what's up with the rasheen=d wallace gumspot

11/15/2008 12:11:23 AM

i don't even know what you just said

11/15/2008 12:12:03 AM

THREAD OF TEH CENTURY

11/15/2008 2:58:36 AM

damnit I keep seeing it as one night stand

11/15/2008 3:24:35 AM

i suppose i've had a couple of those that were thread worthy

11/15/2008 9:35:23 AM

11/15/2008 9:45:23 AM

what is that

[Edited on November 15, 2008 at 9:48 AM. Reason : i think she has nice boobies though]

11/15/2008 9:48:13 AM

^^ WINNAR WINNAR CHICKEN DINNAR

11/15/2008 1:04:13 PM

i am disappointed by this thread

11/15/2008 1:05:14 PM

LOLLERSKATES

1/25/2009 7:40:43 PM

i can get drunk in my living room again

i won't be using the night stand this time

1/25/2009 7:42:09 PM

i, too, am going to get drunk in my living room

1/25/2009 7:43:16 PM

GET

FUCKED

UP

GET FUCKED UP

1/25/2009 7:48:57 PM