but then they wouldn't be bad they'd be normal

i wish i was having sex with Vix

10/30/2008 3:13:33 PM

granted: she's dead -starved to death

I wish I were having a threesome with mf bf and katherine heigl

10/30/2008 3:14:15 PM

granted but i am the bf

i wish i wasnt scared of the dark

10/30/2008 3:15:27 PM

granted: you're blind.

I wish I were president of the US.

10/30/2008 3:15:57 PM

done, you're assassinated

(if i was blind i could still be afraid of the dark and that would be an aweful life so you never granted my wish you bitch of a genie.)

i wish paper tasted like filet mignon

10/30/2008 3:17:54 PM

Granted but now you have a bowel obstruction

I wish I was brave
I wish I was stronger
I wish I could feel no pain
I wish I was young
I wish I was shy
I wish I was honest
I wish I was you not I

10/30/2008 3:18:44 PM

Granted: Now you're dead.

I wish you assholes knew proper grammar (The correct way isn't "I wish I was..."; it's "I wish I were...")

10/30/2008 3:21:14 PM

Granted, but now you don't know grammar

I wish this math homework would do itself

10/30/2008 3:27:26 PM

granted but then you arent original

i wish this thread never happenned

10/30/2008 3:47:26 PM

granted, but then your wish didn't happen, so this thread is still existent, and so is your wish.....and the cycle continues.....


I wish NCSU had a great football team.

[Edited on October 30, 2008 at 4:45 PM. Reason : ]

10/30/2008 4:44:50 PM

Granted, but now we're in Conference USA

I wish I were in New England.

10/30/2008 5:01:01 PM

granted, but then you'd be COLD and that's just not cool.

i wish i didn't have to go to the grocery store...again

10/30/2008 5:01:48 PM

Quote :

"I wish I could feel no pain"

NO YOU DON'T SON.

HAVEN'T YOU SEEN THOSE SHOWS ON PEOPLE WITH THE DISORDER THAT PREVENTS THEM FROM EVER FEELING PAIN?!

10/30/2008 5:02:04 PM

Quote :

"i wish i didn't have to go to the grocery store...again"

But then you'd be stuck in a line behind a 240-lb, 5'6" woman with 2 carts of mass-volume packaged meat, frozen pizzas, beer, cookies, 8 2-liter bottles of soda, and a handful of expired coupons arguing over a $0.38 discrepancy in the bill while talking to her sister on her cell.

I wish I saw the good in people.

10/30/2008 5:48:49 PM

granted, but you realuze how little there is and commit suicide.

I wish you were a productive member of society.

10/30/2008 5:51:43 PM

granted, but then I wouldn't be able to give your mom the same level of attention

I wish it was Tuesday

10/30/2008 8:18:51 PM

Granted but then you would miss Halloween!

I wish I was a baller.

10/30/2008 9:18:39 PM

but then you'd have teh aids

i wish i was out of debt

10/30/2008 9:19:02 PM

granted, but you in turn you feel alienated because you are the only one not in debt

I wish I could buy a house

10/31/2008 10:25:54 AM

granted, but you'd have to live with gunzz and evan

I wish I was a little bit taller

10/31/2008 10:37:09 AM

granted, but now you hit your head on things

I wish I was a baller

10/31/2008 10:46:05 AM

granted, but now you're black

i wish i had a girl who looked good...i would call her

10/31/2008 10:46:38 AM

Granted, but she is 12 and Chris Hansen is knocking at you door

I wish drinking beer was healthy

[Edited on October 31, 2008 at 11:02 AM. Reason : V But I don't want a rabbitt in a hat with a bat]

10/31/2008 10:57:17 AM

FAIL

10/31/2008 10:58:49 AM

Quote :

"I wish drinking beer was healthy"

granted, but it is scarce and hard to find

I wish I had a cool superpower.

10/31/2008 11:01:46 AM

granted, but now you have to avoid orgasms otherwise you'll kill the other person

I wish I my roomie didn't let things go until the last minute

10/31/2008 11:11:38 AM

granted, but now you never finish

I wish obama was white

10/31/2008 11:16:24 AM

granted, but now you're black

I wish I done with school.

[Edited on October 31, 2008 at 11:17 AM. Reason : ]

10/31/2008 11:16:32 AM

granted, but now you get no Christmas break and have to embrace the real world

I wish I could take a 2 hour lunch today

10/31/2008 11:28:18 AM

Granted, but now you're fat

I wish I had a fuel efficient car

10/31/2008 11:29:25 AM

Granted, but now you're a hippie

I wish I was in a rock band

10/31/2008 11:31:00 AM

granted, but it's a Kiss tribute band and you spend 40 hours a week in spandex and makeup

I wish I had a personal assistant

10/31/2008 11:31:53 AM

granted, but then everyone finds out you have aids

I wish Rascal Flatts never existed

10/31/2008 11:36:57 AM

Granted, but Clay Aiken rises to their popularity instead

I wish it was next wednesday

10/31/2008 11:44:34 AM

granted! but then you miss election day and FREE BEN AND JERRY'S SCOOPS and FREE KRISPY KREME DONUTS!

i wish i could get drunk tonight.

10/31/2008 11:59:27 AM

granted, but you got wasted and hooked up with the fattest guy on Hillsborough St.

i wish I had a go-kart

10/31/2008 12:43:44 PM

granted, but it can only go 1/2 mile per hour tops

i wish for people weren't so stupid

10/31/2008 12:49:18 PM

granted, but it is too late to go back and correct your sentence that your wish allows you to now notice.

I wish boners had a sleep mode

10/31/2008 1:54:41 PM

Granted, but it they don't have a wake button

I wish that girls wore Halloween costumes year-round

10/31/2008 1:56:18 PM

Granted









I wish for ignorant bliss

10/31/2008 2:01:14 PM

Quote :

"granted, but it is too late to go back and correct your sentence that your wish allows you to now notice."

aaaahahahahahahafuck

Granted, but now you are the most ignorant person alive (but blissful!)

I wish I could become invisible at will.

[Edited on October 31, 2008 at 5:15 PM. Reason : .]

10/31/2008 5:15:36 PM

Granted but now you can't become visible at will.

I wish you would step back from that ledge my friend.

10/31/2008 5:37:28 PM

Granted, but you got pulled over said ledge.

I wish I were an Oscar Mayer weiner.

10/31/2008 5:47:47 PM

granted, but now you're covered in sauerkraut

i wish i lived at the coast

10/31/2008 5:49:58 PM

Granted, but it's the coast of Antarctica.

I wish it wasn't getting colder outside.

10/31/2008 5:50:57 PM

granted, but now you don't have any clothes

i wish the campaigning would stop

10/31/2008 5:54:25 PM

granted but now a black man is running the country

i wish i wasn't going to hell (for what i just said)

10/31/2008 7:10:36 PM

granted, but now you're in purgatory forever.

i wish i was taller.

11/2/2008 1:08:23 PM

granted, but you hit your head on every doorway through which you walk

I wish I were in the mountains taking pictures of the fall leaves

11/2/2008 1:31:37 PM

granted, but you hit your head on every doorway through which you walk

I wish I were in the mountains taking pictures of the fall leaves

11/2/2008 1:31:37 PM