but then they wouldn't be bad they'd be normali wish i was having sex with Vix
10/30/2008 3:13:33 PM
granted: she's dead -starved to deathI wish I were having a threesome with mf bf and katherine heigl
10/30/2008 3:14:15 PM
granted but i am the bfi wish i wasnt scared of the dark
10/30/2008 3:15:27 PM
granted: you're blind.I wish I were president of the US.
10/30/2008 3:15:57 PM
done, you're assassinated(if i was blind i could still be afraid of the dark and that would be an aweful life so you never granted my wish you bitch of a genie.)i wish paper tasted like filet mignon
10/30/2008 3:17:54 PM
Granted but now you have a bowel obstructionI wish I was braveI wish I was strongerI wish I could feel no painI wish I was young I wish I was shyI wish I was honestI wish I was you not I
10/30/2008 3:18:44 PM
Granted: Now you're dead.I wish you assholes knew proper grammar (The correct way isn't "I wish I was..."; it's "I wish I were...")
10/30/2008 3:21:14 PM
Granted, but now you don't know grammarI wish this math homework would do itself
10/30/2008 3:27:26 PM
granted but then you arent originali wish this thread never happenned
10/30/2008 3:47:26 PM
granted, but then your wish didn't happen, so this thread is still existent, and so is your wish.....and the cycle continues.....I wish NCSU had a great football team.[Edited on October 30, 2008 at 4:45 PM. Reason : ]
10/30/2008 4:44:50 PM
Granted, but now we're in Conference USAI wish I were in New England.
10/30/2008 5:01:01 PM
granted, but then you'd be COLD and that's just not cool.i wish i didn't have to go to the grocery store...again
10/30/2008 5:01:48 PM
10/30/2008 5:02:04 PM
10/30/2008 5:48:49 PM
granted, but you realuze how little there is and commit suicide.I wish you were a productive member of society.
10/30/2008 5:51:43 PM
granted, but then I wouldn't be able to give your mom the same level of attention I wish it was Tuesday
10/30/2008 8:18:51 PM
Granted but then you would miss Halloween!I wish I was a baller.
10/30/2008 9:18:39 PM
but then you'd have teh aidsi wish i was out of debt
10/30/2008 9:19:02 PM
granted, but you in turn you feel alienated because you are the only one not in debtI wish I could buy a house
10/31/2008 10:25:54 AM
granted, but you'd have to live with gunzz and evanI wish I was a little bit taller
10/31/2008 10:37:09 AM
granted, but now you hit your head on thingsI wish I was a baller]
10/31/2008 10:46:05 AM
granted, but now you're blacki wish i had a girl who looked good...i would call her
10/31/2008 10:46:38 AM
Granted, but she is 12 and Chris Hansen is knocking at you doorI wish drinking beer was healthy[Edited on October 31, 2008 at 11:02 AM. Reason : V But I don't want a rabbitt in a hat with a bat]
10/31/2008 10:57:17 AM
FAIL
10/31/2008 10:58:49 AM
10/31/2008 11:01:46 AM
granted, but now you have to avoid orgasms otherwise you'll kill the other personI wish I my roomie didn't let things go until the last minute
10/31/2008 11:11:38 AM
granted, but now you never finishI wish obama was white
10/31/2008 11:16:24 AM
granted, but now you're blackI wish I done with school.[Edited on October 31, 2008 at 11:17 AM. Reason : ]
10/31/2008 11:16:32 AM
granted, but now you get no Christmas break and have to embrace the real worldI wish I could take a 2 hour lunch today
10/31/2008 11:28:18 AM
Granted, but now you're fatI wish I had a fuel efficient car
10/31/2008 11:29:25 AM
Granted, but now you're a hippieI wish I was in a rock band
10/31/2008 11:31:00 AM
granted, but it's a Kiss tribute band and you spend 40 hours a week in spandex and makeupI wish I had a personal assistant
10/31/2008 11:31:53 AM
granted, but then everyone finds out you have aidsI wish Rascal Flatts never existed
10/31/2008 11:36:57 AM
Granted, but Clay Aiken rises to their popularity insteadI wish it was next wednesday
10/31/2008 11:44:34 AM
granted! but then you miss election day and FREE BEN AND JERRY'S SCOOPS and FREE KRISPY KREME DONUTS!i wish i could get drunk tonight.
10/31/2008 11:59:27 AM
granted, but you got wasted and hooked up with the fattest guy on Hillsborough St.i wish I had a go-kart
10/31/2008 12:43:44 PM
granted, but it can only go 1/2 mile per hour topsi wish for people weren't so stupid
10/31/2008 12:49:18 PM
granted, but it is too late to go back and correct your sentence that your wish allows you to now notice.I wish boners had a sleep mode
10/31/2008 1:54:41 PM
Granted, but it they don't have a wake buttonI wish that girls wore Halloween costumes year-round
10/31/2008 1:56:18 PM
GrantedI wish for ignorant bliss
10/31/2008 2:01:14 PM
10/31/2008 5:15:36 PM
Granted but now you can't become visible at will.I wish you would step back from that ledge my friend.
10/31/2008 5:37:28 PM
Granted, but you got pulled over said ledge.I wish I were an Oscar Mayer weiner.
10/31/2008 5:47:47 PM
granted, but now you're covered in sauerkrauti wish i lived at the coast
10/31/2008 5:49:58 PM
Granted, but it's the coast of Antarctica.I wish it wasn't getting colder outside.
10/31/2008 5:50:57 PM
granted, but now you don't have any clothesi wish the campaigning would stop
10/31/2008 5:54:25 PM
granted but now a black man is running the countryi wish i wasn't going to hell (for what i just said)
10/31/2008 7:10:36 PM
granted, but now you're in purgatory forever.i wish i was taller.
11/2/2008 1:08:23 PM
granted, but you hit your head on every doorway through which you walkI wish I were in the mountains taking pictures of the fall leaves
11/2/2008 1:31:37 PM