Oh, and if you still question the intelligence of dogs, give this a watch.

11/13/2008 6:31:52 PM

NOBODY QUESTIONS THEIR INTELLIGENCE YOU GOD DAMNED METRO.

11/13/2008 6:32:16 PM

IT THINKS HES PEOPLE.

Grimlock would do better

11/13/2008 6:35:16 PM

Quote :

"Puppy MOS DEF has a winnie the pooh backpack."

I've never had a winnie the pooh backpack. Should I get one? Am I missing out by not having one?

11/13/2008 6:39:30 PM

I GUESS YOU AREN'T LIVING UP TO YOUR NAME SON.

11/13/2008 6:39:56 PM

this describes a few people in my neighborhood

11/13/2008 6:40:05 PM

Thats a cool video

11/13/2008 6:40:36 PM

I love dogs and I have two but they will NEVER EVER be equated to a human. That does not mean they should be mistreated or not respected.

11/13/2008 6:44:42 PM

Quote :

"I GUESS YOU AREN'T LIVING UP TO YOUR NAME SON."

grr! woof woof! grr!

Quote :

"I love dogs and I have two but they will NEVER EVER be equated to a human. That does not mean they should be mistreated or not respected."

good.

They are their own species, intelligent in their own way. They don't need to be treated like children. Hand feeding, dressing up, and carrying around in a purse/backpack/stroller is ridiculous.

11/13/2008 6:58:17 PM

Me Grimlock

11/14/2008 8:07:07 AM

i have two dogs.
one threw up this morning.
but i think she ate it.

11/14/2008 9:30:18 AM

^good, no clean up.

11/14/2008 9:36:00 AM

that's gross

even if they eat it there's still cleanup.

ya'll nasty.

11/14/2008 9:37:56 AM

well yeah, there's clean up of a potential stain....but you don't have to clean up any chunks.

chunks are gross no matter what end they come from.

11/14/2008 9:40:19 AM

There is nothing worse than someone with an untrained dog. Sure there are dumb dogs, but all dogs will respond to proper training.

My puppy has been trained to respond to sign language (not necessarily ASL, but ya know) commands. I would really love to see your fucking coffee table do that.

11/14/2008 10:24:55 AM

Quote :

"There is nothing worse than someone with an untrained dog. Sure there are dumb dogs, but all dogs will respond to proper training."

I'M LOOKING AT YOU, twoozles!

11/14/2008 10:25:56 AM

My dog shit diarrhea (RHEE RHEE!) all over my living room floor yesterday. She got sick apparently. Didn't throw up though. So that was a great thing to come home to and then spend an hour with a bottle of resolve...

11/14/2008 10:27:58 AM

Quote :

"My dog shit diarrhea (RHEE RHEE!) all over my living room floor yesterday."

WE ACTUALLY RETIRED THAT PHRASE LAST NIGHT OUT OF RESPECT FOR A YOUNG WOMAN SON.

11/14/2008 10:28:57 AM

What a sorry state of affairs. You finally come up with something of this kind of quality only to have to retire it so soon. It's damned shame, son. A shame.

11/14/2008 10:30:38 AM

feel free to train mady for me
i don't have the time
and i actually didn't even want her but no one else wants her so here we are

11/14/2008 10:36:44 AM

THAT LITTLE PUG IS NUTS SON.

11/14/2008 10:38:35 AM

How can you hate this face?

11/14/2008 10:42:18 AM

EPIC

TROLLING

THREAD

11/14/2008 10:42:47 AM

Quote :

"My dog shit diarrhea (RHEE RHEE!) all over my living room floor yesterday. She got sick apparently. Didn't throw up though. So that was a great thing to come home to and then spend an hour with a bottle of resolve..."

What a waste of a life.

11/14/2008 10:47:07 AM

I agree. You should be put down at the earliest possible time.

11/14/2008 10:56:47 AM

Quote :

"There is nothing worse than someone with an untrained dog. Sure there are dumb dogs, but all dogs will respond to proper training. My puppy has been trained to respond to sign language (not necessarily ASL, but ya know) commands. I would really love to see your fucking coffee table do that."

agreed.

11/14/2008 11:11:34 AM

dogs can do calculus you faggot - what now you stupid asshole.

http://faculty.smu.edu/mmonzing/dogscalculus.pdf

11/14/2008 11:16:18 AM

So if tending to another life form is a waste of your time, what exactly DO you fill your hours with? Curing AIDS? Reading to blind children? Feeding the poor?




Yeah I thought not. Get back to playing WoW.

11/14/2008 11:29:35 AM

I enjoy having intercourse with mildly sexy women. If I needed a pet to fill some type of void in my life, I would think about drinking draino.

[Edited on November 14, 2008 at 6:44 PM. Reason : more]

11/14/2008 6:41:34 PM

please drink the draino.

11/14/2008 6:50:16 PM

A LITTLE AJAX ALWAYS MAKES SALADS BETTER SON. IT'S LIKE PARMESAN.

11/14/2008 6:52:11 PM

One of the office cunts was in crying about her dog yesterday cause its "sick" and might die. If you are over the age of 12, and you actually shead even a single tear for an aminal, you fail at life. Fail to the EXTREME. Even though she is a woman, still sad.

Grow the fuck up.

11/15/2008 1:13:25 PM

My dog enriches my life.

And I don't give a fuck how you feel about it.

11/15/2008 1:19:28 PM

11/15/2008 1:21:28 PM

Quote :

"My dog enriches my life. "

I feel sad for you.

11/15/2008 1:22:34 PM

^^ i want some of dat

I'm Big Business and i approved this message.

11/15/2008 1:23:23 PM

^^^oh snap that's what me and my poodle are doing for next Halloween.

11/15/2008 2:50:23 PM

GGMon is a troll.

my dog is more baller than GGMon

11/15/2008 8:48:18 PM

ope - my only goal is to show pet people how childish they are.

11/16/2008 11:21:27 AM

I rehabilitate dogs. I train people. I am the Dog Whisperer.

11/16/2008 11:36:15 AM

http://www.npr.org/2016/04/30/476212898/lets-not-hug-it-out-with-our-dogs

Apparently, about 4/5 of dogs show at least one sign of stress when hugged, according to a professor.

Funny clips
https://www.facebook.com/7NewsMiami/videos/10153641687227613
https://www.facebook.com/JackRegina/videos/10153756783284332

Straight from the prof:
https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/canine-corner/201604/the-data-says-dont-hug-the-dog

5/1/2016 5:33:20 AM

Dr. Stanley Coren is a cocaine laced thief and a liar.

5/1/2016 8:56:41 AM

freshwater fish FTW!!!!!!

5/1/2016 11:53:00 AM

Quote :

"For his study, Coren looked at a random sampling of 250 pictures of people hugging dogs from Google Image Search and Flickr. "I can summarize the data quite simply by saying that the results indicated that the Internet contains many pictures of happy people hugging what appear to be unhappy dogs," Coren writes."

SCIENCE

5/1/2016 2:34:05 PM

haha someone funded that

5/1/2016 2:52:12 PM

Hmm, wonder if I can write a paper and get some funding for my porn-related google image searches...

brb

5/2/2016 1:31:55 PM