This thread is ful of lols.

12/3/2008 5:24:48 AM

-I'm OCD about having a clean bathroom... especially the sink.
-I hate folding/putting away clothes, but when I do, I do it in an OCD manner. (Takes me about 45sec. to fold a shirt)
-I burp really loudly most of the time.
-I refuse to hold in farts.
-When I'm sleepy, I bite my bottom lip.
-My nose is ridiculously sensitive. Not smell-wise, but if my nose is touched (or even close to being touched) it drives me crazy.
-If someone clears their throat or coughs and I hear it, I have to immediately clear my throat. Strange.
-I am a control freak.
-I am a creature of habit and routine, and any break in that usually means I'll forget something else.
-I get annoyed beyond normal understanding by people that misquote a song lyric or movie line that I'm familiar with. I am compelled to correct that person, usually annoying them in the process.

Umm.. I think that's all for now. Damn, I'm a handful.

[Edited on December 3, 2008 at 5:55 AM. Reason : s]

12/3/2008 5:54:48 AM

I'm a very defensive driver

I <3 broccolis

I wake up really confused and say silly things. The confusion usually clears when I finish my first cup of coffee though

I don't like drinking regular soda because all the sugar makes me bounce off the walls

12/3/2008 10:41:19 AM

i thought of one last night.

my old SO hated how OCD i was about the toothpaste. I hate middle-of-the-tube squeezers and people who leave crusty shit at the nozzle. Drives me nuts

my toothpaste is cleanly flattened from the end up.

12/3/2008 10:49:38 AM

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"-I hate folding/putting away clothes, but when I do, I do it in an OCD manner. (Takes me about 45sec. to fold a shirt) "

That is me to a T. Which is why my laundry usually stays in the dryer until I can prepare my mind for the OCD that will occur.

I too hate middle squeezers...it drives me insane. The kids I babysit do it, and I'm all the time cleaning up their toothpaste and squeezing it from the bottom again. They think Miss Erica is funny.

If anyone stays at my house I have to make sure they are tucked in and tell them goodnight before I can get in my bed...usually I will yell an extra goodnight from my bedroom just to make sure.

I LOVE LOVE LOVE commercials. They entertain me so much. It's so hard for me to watch DVR and skip the commercials

12/3/2008 10:57:46 AM

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"I too hate middle squeezers...it drives me insane."

I dated a girl that never put the lid on the toothpaste--neither did her 4 sisters and they were regularly running out of toothpaste and sharing the same tube. it just sat in a cup basically with the end pointing up until they needed it.. it looked like the fucking thing had exploded, toothpaste was all over the tube and cup thing it was in

..i nearly puked when i saw it

12/3/2008 11:03:39 AM

i like to groom. monkey style... minus the eating. i get annoyed if she doesn't let me pick at her head. she gets embarrassed if i try to pick at her head. sigh.

12/3/2008 11:07:49 AM

i am messy. like really messy. not like gross messy like dishes in the sink and bugs and nasty things everywhere like dirty clothes and trash.

but clean clothes might be everywhere. and i have a lot of clutter around. like books and papers and magazines.

yea. i'm messy. tres messy.

i squeeze the toothpaste from the middle hahahahaha. but i clean off the top if it gets messy and i use the top. how can you not know where the top is? i guess i use the kind that has the click top that doesn't come all the way off. my mom got me one of those toothpaste squeezer things that you stick the tube in and it helps you roll the tube neatly from the bottom. i should probably find that thing.

12/3/2008 11:09:36 AM

I banged a girl who didn't use toothpaste

She brushed her teeth, and her breath didn't stink at all, and her teeth looked fine, from what I could tell

But she just used water to brush with

I asked her and she said that her gums were sensitive and toothpaste aggravated them

Weird lady

12/3/2008 11:11:24 AM

eww that is weird. i have recently become addicted to flossing.

but i bet my messiness would deter some people from dating me. it hasn't yet. but probably because either a) boys are usually messier than girls anyway so maybe they don't care b) i didn't date the person long enough for my true colors to shine or c) i'm just too awesome of a person for the messiness to get in the way

12/3/2008 11:13:49 AM

Oh yea I have tons of clutter I am working on purging and asking myself if I really need things.

I get like 8 magazines so they start to pile up I have no system for mail either. I need to figure that out. I need a bigger place.

12/3/2008 11:14:18 AM

I've heard lots of dentist's say that there is so much flouride in the water we use that toothpaste isn't really necessary.

12/7/2008 6:58:48 PM

posting on tdub

1/3/2009 2:54:38 AM

I have to pee immediately before going to bed, or else I get the sensation that I have to go while I'm laying there, and it keeps me from falling asleep until I do. Like, literally the last thing I do. I also have to have some sort of attempt at pooping within an hour or so of going to bed.

I'm working on building up the list of things that can be done after peeing and before getting into the bed. So far, I can pee and then immediately do only about two of the following: set the alarm, turn out the lights, wash my hands, or give our cat a goodnight pet. Anything else and it's back to the bathroom--for instance, if I pee and then my wife asks if I locked the doors, I check the doors and then have to pee again. Doesn't matter if it's only been 30 seconds since I last peed.

I also have delayed sleep phase syndrome, so if I don't adhere to a pretty religious bedtime, my body reverts to getting tired around 5am instead of at a sane hour. My wife has had to get used to sometimes only sharing the bed for an hour or two a night if I'm on a bad sleep cycle.

1/3/2009 3:16:48 AM

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"I have to pee immediately before going to bed, or else I get the sensation that I have to go while I'm laying there, and it keeps me from falling asleep until I do. Like, literally the last thing I do"

haha me too! But not as bad as you

1/3/2009 3:18:49 AM

haha! love this thread

i dated a dude who liked to be rocked to sleep too, i didnt mind rocking with him it was kinda nice actually a bit odd for a 240 lb hard nosed fellow but whatever.

vix- i think a lot of us want it once or twice a day but life and stuff gets in the way of fucking

i too am a picker

also i have this thing thats been dubbed "disney terrets" because i am just really random and frequently i blurt out random disney movie quotes (in the voice of the character of course) like for a while id just randomly say "Merlin! I swalled a bug!" ...its a good thing smoothcrim is suspended right now cuz he said he'd knock me out if i said that one again. "life is dee bubbles" from the little mermaid was popular for a while as well as some quotes from the fat mouse named Gus from Cinderella.

also i have this habit of telling ALL of my business to everyone, so yeah....SOs dont like that so much.

1/3/2009 3:53:35 AM

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"I hate when my feet get tucked in! Even if I fall asleep with a bed completely made, it's destroyed when I wake up and my feet are generally poking out of all the covers that I stole during the night."

If I try to sleep in a bed with the covers tucked in, I'm almost guaranteed to wake up in the middle of the night with my calves cramping horribly.

1/3/2009 11:46:14 AM

i wash my dick in the sink

1/3/2009 11:52:51 AM

^haha nuh uh

1/4/2009 2:48:52 AM

STOP SAYING SO AND FOR FUCKS SAKE IF YOU'RE GOING TO ABBREVIATE SOMETHING CAPITALIZE BOTH LETTERS

I'm Big Business and i approved this message.

[Edited on January 4, 2009 at 2:53 AM. Reason : OR PUT PERIODS AFTER EACH LETTER]

[Edited on January 4, 2009 at 2:54 AM. Reason : BUT IF YOU DONT WANT TO USE THE PERIODS JUST DONT SAY SO]

1/4/2009 2:53:34 AM

u mad?

1/4/2009 3:00:38 AM

u mad?

1/4/2009 3:04:39 AM

A: my habit of staying up late posting on TDub

1/4/2009 4:04:55 AM