someone is gonna get a nomination for a darwin award

12/19/2008 3:23:25 PM

SYMPATHY POAST

12/19/2008 3:23:31 PM

GARBAGE DAY

12/19/2008 3:23:31 PM

sweden

12/19/2008 3:23:37 PM

hey, can you tell Kayla that i would like to stick my tongue in her butt hole?

12/19/2008 3:23:49 PM

hmmm... too bad there's not a governmental organization that investigates, charges, and jails people for such offenses....

12/19/2008 3:24:20 PM

this thread is full of lolz

12/19/2008 3:24:27 PM

Quote :

"well when the car looks like a fucking pancake after the wreck because of how much it was smashed when it flipped seven times, im pretty sure i know i would've died. i would have been crushed to death had i stayed in the car."

Yeah, you're just lucky the car didn't roll on top of you.

12/19/2008 3:24:31 PM

12/19/2008 3:24:38 PM

oh, guess it was gunzz

hi gunzz, how are you today?

12/19/2008 3:24:39 PM

hahaha do you show airline attendants your doctors note?

i think you'd be much better jumping out of the plane in case it gets crushed like a pancake

12/19/2008 3:24:51 PM

ONE TIME, I JUMPED OUT OF A PLANE, THANKFULLY I DIDNT HAVE A PARACHUTE BECAUSE THEY TOLD ME IT WOULD HAVE MALFUNCTIONED AND WRAPPED AROUND MY NECK AND KILLED ME IF I HAD USED IT

I LANDED IN WATER SO IT WAS ALL OK


PARACHUTES KILL PEOPLE, I HATE THEM

12/19/2008 3:25:07 PM

I HATE HELMETS & CONDOMS

12/19/2008 3:25:37 PM

No amusement park rides for you!

12/19/2008 3:25:52 PM

also i dont understand that talking about putting toungue in buttholes is perfectly acceptable but somehow accidentally posting again without somebody in between your last post is somehow offensive or bad

who makes these fucking 'rules'

12/19/2008 3:26:18 PM

I MAKE STUPID ARGUMENTS BASED ON FLUKE EVENTS AND MY OWN IGNORANCE TO STATISTICS



IN OTHER WORDS, IM A BADDDD MOTHAFUCKA

12/19/2008 3:26:24 PM

THIS ONE TIME, I ALMOST DIED

12/19/2008 3:26:26 PM

lolololololol

12/19/2008 3:26:45 PM

One time in high school, this bully said mean things to me.

12/19/2008 3:26:55 PM

Quote :

"I MAKE STUPID ARGUMENTS BASED ON FLUKE EVENTS AND MY OWN IGNORANCE TO STATISTICS"

12/19/2008 3:27:29 PM

Quote :

"i have a doctor's note saying i dont have to wear one"

yeah, cause cops and judges give a fuck.

12/19/2008 3:28:01 PM

Quote :

"oh, guess it was gunzz hi gunzz, how are you today?"

i would be better if Kayla would let me pee in dat butt

12/19/2008 3:28:24 PM

the feeling is mutual

12/19/2008 3:29:17 PM

hey gunzz, can you edit her post back to "if I see her out I will kick her ass"

12/19/2008 3:29:21 PM

Quote :

"Cassy Standish wrote at 3:08pm i definitely believe you heather. i mean just some random person decided out of no where to key my car, definietely not the crazy bitch that kicked me out of her car or the cunt that left me voicemails telling me she was going to kill me and to watch my back."

12/19/2008 3:29:59 PM

Quote :

"BEST OF FRIENDS"

12/19/2008 3:30:36 PM

OH SNAP

Quote :

"FRIENDS NO MOAR"

[Edited on December 19, 2008 at 3:31 PM. Reason : -]

12/19/2008 3:30:57 PM

the friday thread of the day goes to

12/19/2008 3:32:20 PM

Quote :

""i have a doctor's note saying i dont have to wear one""

Hopefully that doctors note will keep you from going through the windshield next time

12/19/2008 3:32:34 PM

in similarly interesting news, IM GOING TO GO TAKE A SHOWER AND GO TO PETSMART TO BUY MY DOG SOME CHRISTMAS ITEMS.


continue to give this idiot shit in my absence tww

thanks

12/19/2008 3:32:47 PM

12/19/2008 3:34:24 PM

Quote :

"CHRISTMAS ITEMS"

12/19/2008 3:35:22 PM

matt had your same condition


[Edited on December 19, 2008 at 3:36 PM. Reason : !~]

12/19/2008 3:35:50 PM

lmfao

this thread is great, it brings the funny

12/19/2008 3:36:22 PM

AND HE WAS IN RTP WHEN IT HAPPENED^^

[Edited on December 19, 2008 at 3:37 PM. Reason : .]

12/19/2008 3:36:47 PM

kayla got some nice legs

12/19/2008 3:37:17 PM

HIT IT, I WOULD

12/19/2008 3:37:41 PM

you shouldn't have been an idiot and blacked out

12/19/2008 3:37:46 PM

lets get kayla in here and get her side

12/19/2008 3:39:23 PM

hey on the bright side. since she's a lesbian, we dont have to worry about her contaminating the gene pool

12/19/2008 3:42:50 PM

that isn't quite so true anymore

12/19/2008 3:43:34 PM

Quote :

"yeah, cause cops and judges give a fuck."

actually they do it's kinda crazy, anxiety is considered a medical reason. there are different circumstances for people when there are medical reasons. but im off to work now.

12/19/2008 3:44:42 PM

I hope they dont let you around sharp instruments

12/19/2008 3:45:27 PM

DRIVE SAFELY

12/19/2008 3:45:54 PM

That's like saying "I've got the HIV, but I'm afraid of condoms, so this doctors note will keep you from getting it"....

12/19/2008 3:46:19 PM

actually it's nothing like that.

her not wearing a seatbelt is only going to hurt herself--not some random ass person.

[Edited on December 19, 2008 at 3:47 PM. Reason : just shut up and let her kill herself if she wants, damn]

12/19/2008 3:47:29 PM

WAIT DID SHE JUST SAY THAT SHE DOESN'T HAVE TO WEAR A SEATBELT DUE TO ANXIETY?

ALSO

Quote :

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12/19/2008 3:49:48 PM

yeah, i know another person that is the same way.. although he's like 80 and super claustrophobic

12/19/2008 3:50:41 PM

[Insert hope of retroactive abortion here]

12/19/2008 3:51:26 PM

Quote :

"DUE TO AGE"

12/19/2008 3:51:27 PM