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1/27/2009 12:08:15 AM

you bodied a cat and 'petted it' afterwards

move along cunt lips

1/27/2009 12:08:30 AM

aw youre crying

1/27/2009 12:09:12 AM

I always thought you were a straight shooter

1/27/2009 12:10:08 AM

nah man im not



i dribble

1/27/2009 12:10:37 AM

this girl that i was friends with really liked me. she kept asking me out even though i told her no in a nice way. i started drawing comics of her talking about how fat she was and depicting her as a whale with me and other ppl killing her (in a joking way cuz she was a huge evil whale).

i basically had to call her fat and tell her id never go out with her to get her to stop. i felt kinda bad about it since we were friends, but it was getting annoying.

i wasnt even the kinda guy that pulled a lot of trim or anything, just wasnt interested.

1/27/2009 12:12:35 AM

Quote :

"you can behold it by watching 'fear and loathing' and 'trainspotting'"

true dat

those movies were both disturbing to me, as a (mostly) sober adult with a (finally) developed conscious, because i could see elements of myself and some of my experiences.

'fear and loathing' actually induces flashbacks. physically and mentally. it was odd.

1/27/2009 12:15:08 AM

We told a young GroundZero that we would never make fun of him again if he let us tape fireworks to his leg. For some reason we taped them to a carpet sample that was taped around his leg and lit them up. As soon as the rockets went off the carpet was on fire and he was furiously trying to get the thing off of his leg as a hole was burning into his pants. A second after the rocket cut off the firework blew up in his face and we all had a good laugh at him.

Thats not really mean, just something that was funny at the time and really stupid in hindsight.

2/2/2009 3:34:05 PM

A half-mexican kid in HS was telling us that he's going to college, for which I replied "you're gonna major in construction?" . He got really mad at me afterward. If I see him today, I'd probably apologize to him. He goes/went to state too.

2/2/2009 8:17:31 PM

CE?

2/2/2009 8:19:29 PM

I don't know what he majored in though. It'd be funny if he actually majored in CE.

2/2/2009 8:20:49 PM

This kid at my after school care was picking on me for some reason... Eventually I got pissed off and told him "At least my dad didn't kill himself like yours did." That was pretty fucking mean IMO. He never messed with me after that though...

2/2/2009 8:21:34 PM

^ A similar story...I got into an argument with one of my friends who was adopted, and finally I said "At least I have real parents!" Our friendship was never really the same after that. Your story is worse, though.

2/2/2009 8:25:19 PM

i watched as the other members of my boy scout troop got molested by our den leader and i didn't say a word to anyone. the guy is dead now and one of the boys ending up killing himself years later

2/2/2009 8:30:07 PM

2/2/2009 8:30:36 PM

Well Thank You for that...

The kid went and told Mrs. Hubbard, the woman who ran the after school care for Snyder Baptist Church. So when she called me into her office to tell me what a horrible thing I had said, I told her that I learned in church that you don't go to Heaven if you kill yourself. She couldn't argue with that so she just sent me back out to play with the other kids....never told my folks or nothing.

2/2/2009 8:33:53 PM

^^^
That might not be anything to be ashamed of. A bunch of kids in my neighborhood were molested by this one babysitter, and apparently none of them realized that there was anything wrong with it; it was just a game to them. Then one kid learned at school that if somebody much older than you touches you in a sexual way, that's really bad, so he put two and two together and told his mom, and all hell broke loose.
But little kids can't be expected to stand up to an adult in that situation.

^
On the other hand, I said the shit to my friend, whereas you said it to an enemy, with provocation. Clever way of answering the teacher, btw.

2/2/2009 8:45:08 PM

Quote :

" The kid went and told Mrs. Hubbard, the woman who ran the after school care for Snyder Baptist Church"

ahahahaha

snyder
(that was my grandparents' church: where they met and were married, and their 'home' church while missionaries)

2/2/2009 8:47:45 PM

i joke on tww


and the worse they are, the more i laugh

2/2/2009 8:48:01 PM

When I was 16, guess I wasn't a 'kid,' but I dropped my brother and his friend off and I ragged on my bro the entire way home. He was so pissed he got out of the car at a stop sign and refused to get back in. Well I decided to give him a nudge w/ the bumper but I ended up running over the back of his leg. I thought he was cooked but it ended up working out ok.

Another time, my brother wouldn't come in for dinner. He was at the bottom of our driveway riding his bike. He wouldn't come in and my parent were getting mad at me because he wouldn't come in. Well I had a lacrosse stick in my hand and I launched it at him. This was a good 20 yard throw. Well the stick hits the ground, bounces up and goes through his wheel. I watched that thing do a full rotation and then lock up and he just went flying. This throw could never be repeated again if I tried. Well I just walked inside and he came in like 5 minutes later all beat up and crying. Kicker is he got in trouble for being late to dinner.

2/2/2009 8:52:13 PM

when I was 12, I melted a bunch of exlax together and gave it to this fat kid as a chocolate bar and he ate the whole thing. We started playing monopoly and about 30 minutes into it, he ran off to the bathroom and got really sick. We never told him about it.

About that same age, I tossed a huge frog into the air one time and let it hit the ground, then shoved a M-1000 into its mouth, lit the fuse, and watched it blow up about 3 feet into the air. I know, sick.

2/2/2009 9:08:26 PM

i poured super glue down the back of my cousin's pants and glued his ass cheeks together and his underwear to them

2/2/2009 9:11:46 PM

There was a kid in my class that I didn't get along with in the 4th grade. We argued pretty often, scuffled once or twice, but nothing serious.

Then one day on the playground, as one of those arguments was about to lead to throws, he said something about my dad that lead me to beat him so badly he needed his spleen removed.

He deserved a beating, but not that kind of a beating.

2/2/2009 9:59:04 PM

When the low heavy sky weighs like a lid
Upon the spirit aching for the light
And all the wide horizon’s line is hid
By a black day sadder than any night;

When the changed earth is but a dungeon dank
Where batlike Hope goes blindly fluttering
And, striking wall and roof and mouldered plank,
Bruises his tender head and timid wing;

When like grim prison bars stretch down the thin,
Straight, rigid pillars of the endless rain,
And the dumb throngs of infamous spiders spin
Their meshes in the caverns of the brain,

Suddenly, bells leap forth into the air,
Hurling a hideous uproar to the sky
As ’twere a band of homeless spirits who fare
Through the strange heavens, wailing stubbornly.

And hearses, without drum or instrument,
File slowly through my soul; crushed, sorrowful,
Weeps Hope, and Grief, fierce and omnipotent,
Plants his black banner on my drooping skull.

2/2/2009 10:06:51 PM

it probably wasn't the meanest thing, but i sold some of my sister's teeny magazines in middle school to this creepy dude in her classes. i made mad loot off him, he treated them as if they were porn.

this of course, was right before internet became mainstream and porn was readily available to the masses (of underage kids whose fathers didn't have a stash of real porn mags).

he ended up taking my sister to senior prom. lol.

2/2/2009 10:19:40 PM

pushed my younger sister out of chair after she called me a faggot

i think i was 12-13, maybe younger

the fall broke her collarbone

and it was the week before christmas

2/2/2009 10:21:15 PM

Clamped a clothes pen on the tail of the neighbor's cat. Cat, neighbors, and parents were not amused.

2/2/2009 10:22:30 PM

In kindergarten this chick with down syndrome was getting all the attention during painting time and I got extremely jealous. She was so happy with how good her painting looked and I thought it looked like total garbage. It was of Burt and Ernie. So we all took our paintings out to the hall to let them dry. A couple hours later I go to the bathroom and on the way there I tear it in half and leave it on the floor. Later we all go out to pick up our paintings and she starts crying when she sees it. I was so happy.


Of course it makes me sad to think I did that now.

2/2/2009 10:47:19 PM

I called some girl nobody liked a bitch or something because she was so used to people being an asshole to her that she was randomly an asshole at me one day. Then I apologized because I felt bad because nobody liked her.

I'm sure I've done much worse, but of things I've done personally, directly to people this is one of the only ones I can remember.

Deserved actions don't count.

2/2/2009 10:54:48 PM