knock um down

2/3/2009 6:37:22 PM

>.<

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2/3/2009 6:37:33 PM

baseball bat heh

2/3/2009 6:59:16 PM

2/3/2009 7:08:11 PM

I've got a few rolled up porn mags and a pile of dirty socks. I also sleep on the same twin bed I've had since childhood, so I've got a headboard with 20 year old dried boogers that I can pick off the back and hurl at anyone brave enough to enter my bedroom.

2/3/2009 8:48:23 PM

No, of course I don't keep a weapon under my bed. I'll fisticuffs with any intruder.

2/3/2009 8:50:32 PM

i got my fists

2/3/2009 9:05:31 PM

remington 870 with a sawed off off barrel under the bed, 2 shells of #9 birdshot followed by 2 slugs

and a glock model 22 in the nightstand in case i can see what i'm shooting at

and i keep the sks and mags within easy reach in the closet in case of a seige

the rest stay in the cases or safe

2/3/2009 9:08:06 PM

Mossberg 12 guage loaded to the brim

2/3/2009 9:11:32 PM

i have a metal bar from a yakima bike rack beside the door to my apartment.

and my shotgun is beside my bed back home. not loaded, but shells on the butt stock.

2/3/2009 9:59:16 PM

G23 w/ TLR-1 light on the night stand with 230 lumen Surefire G2 beside it.

2/3/2009 10:01:57 PM

in case of emergency,

be prepared.



GET GUARD DOGS

2/3/2009 10:02:56 PM

a shotgun under the bed and a boxer on top. if i get really paranoid i keep a .38 stuck in the fly of my briefs while I sleep. I am left handed so I turn my drawers inside out so the grip points to the left.

2/3/2009 10:08:50 PM

^you must not get a lot of action

2/3/2009 10:11:46 PM

im sure i have a few centipedes under the bed

2/3/2009 10:12:32 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_TeYqvpk-A&feature=related

NOW this guy is strapped.


On the other hand this actually looks lethal

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8a9jZJaEgDg&feature=related

2/3/2009 10:18:36 PM

havent read the thread, but I have a ruger 9mm under my bed as we speak!

2/3/2009 10:27:05 PM

2/3/2009 10:28:28 PM

oh, and, this guy lives under my bed:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPPj6viIBmU

2/4/2009 1:28:35 AM

20 lb hunks of metal

and a chair leg by the door

2/4/2009 1:29:05 AM

a .22

but that's just where I put it

2/4/2009 5:46:53 AM

glock 21

2/4/2009 5:57:27 AM