Thanks you sir, as you have a bright future ahead of you as well.

2/24/2009 12:07:12 PM

2/24/2009 12:09:11 PM

when people just wear a speedo and a bowtie

2/24/2009 12:14:06 PM

"adults" who read twilight.

2/24/2009 2:51:29 PM

^x2

2/24/2009 5:13:46 PM

you think the cheesecake factory is a nice restaurant

2/24/2009 7:10:37 PM

If you send all your friends an invite for every goddamn application you can find on Facebook.

Seriously, people need to quit that shit.

2/24/2009 7:19:54 PM

Quote :

"1) You have "69" anywhere in your username or email address"

haha, the significance of the 69 in my name has nothing to do with that 69

2/24/2009 7:21:51 PM

You know you are a douche if women like you but not me.

2/24/2009 7:43:00 PM

when being passive-aggressive is your only defense mechanism.

2/24/2009 8:17:09 PM

Quote :

"If you send all your friends an invite for every goddamn application you can find on Facebook. Seriously, people need to quit that shit."

no fucking shit

I don't want to be in your gang
i don't give a fuck about your cause
i don't want to race some virtual ricer

fuck off

2/24/2009 8:20:08 PM

if you find yourself doing things that above people have listed, and you feel the need to explain yourself.

2/24/2009 8:34:47 PM

if you stand up at a sporting event - waving to you friend while on a cellphone. We get it douchefag, you are at the game on your cell.

2/24/2009 9:44:58 PM

if you walk down the street wearing 7 jeans, D&G sunglasses, a louis vuitton backpack

and you are a male

2/24/2009 10:41:39 PM

Quote :

"you think the cheesecake factory is a nice restaurant"

i don't think it is a nice restaurant, but I do like the food....

does that make me a douche?

2/24/2009 10:43:23 PM

nah, i get that

i can eat just about anywhere and enjoy something off the menu.

but that doesn't mean it's a nice place.

2/24/2009 10:55:04 PM

you leave the lids open on your shampoo bottles in the shower.

2/24/2009 11:11:54 PM

drink natty's, wear sperry's, and swear that your new Ram hauls 14 freshman girls

2/24/2009 11:16:32 PM